scrawni

I'm looking out for you but I don't think you come round my way :)

Bird mate, what would it cost to do the engine in yours, add that to the cost of a wide arch kit and bodyshop costs. Then price up a new moter with wide archs and see which is the better option. Personaly I would have the lump out, send it for the arch kit and then while its away do the engine, slap it all together and you have a new car anyway.

Why does he have 3 Ds in his name? If he didn't he would be Ewar Woowoo

Thats a bit like the four lads in Sydney, three of them distracted the speed camera van by talking to the opperaters and one of them stole the number plates off the van. Then they put the plates on their car and drove past 17 times at speed triggering 17 speeding fines that got sent to the camera van.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves Russle

What do you call a man with a pig on his head Hamhed What do you call a man with two pigs on his head Mohamhed

Who cares, its a pile of poo anyway.

My bank rang me again today to tell me they have bounced another DD and are putting another charge on the account. So I told her in a forceful tone (I shouted allmost) "If you stop putting furking charges on the account then there would be enough in there to cover the DD." Muppets

Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English Cricket Team, whom the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating anyone." :-)

BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and every night he takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them do all sorts of horrible things to him." The teacher, blushing profusely, quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say."

If you count the two halves we got 12 :dance: Oooowww I'm all of a flutter

Well I thought I might take her in doors to Fort William in the summer and didn't think it would be economical to take the Zed, so I thought about the train. Well it was £208.80 each to get there and £49 each to get back. Now I can fly to Venice and get a hotel for less than that so there you go.

Click the link and tell me this is value for money http://ojp1.nationalrail.co.uk/en/pj/fa?uniqueId=15622903

I can't see the tears

Just remembered the place that helped me with my visas Its called Gomatilda, google it and you should find it ok, they are very good and helpful and patient

Right then guys it looks like next month on the 18th at Stonebridge is not getting any bad feedback, so put your names down for this one http://www.toby-carvery.co.uk/toby_results.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.viamichelin.com%2Fb2b2c%2Fgbr%2Fdyn%2Fcontroller%2FDLAmbiguous%3Bjsessionid%3D%3FwithCriteria%3Dfalse%26wnoss%3Dtrue%26productId%3D95301%26strAddress%3D%26strLocation%3Dcoventry%26strCP%3D%26strCountry%3D1138%26c1%3D1 If all goes well then I have had success :dance: If not then I will cry quietly in a corner :cry: I'll start 1, Scrawni.

I lived in Cairns for a while, great place for hospitality. Right here is the scoop If you only want to go for two years you can get a two year working visa (recently increased from a one year) the down sides to this is you can only work in one job for three months at a time, you can not return to the same job twice and you must spend three months on a farm, this is because they are short of farm workers and need to entice people to that area of work. I think its a small price to pay for two years of Aus as its a graet place.

I wish she would put my wee there :shock:

Oh sweet mary

Not sure, guessing less than we travelled today and straight down the M42, plus it might even entice some of the westerners over, if they dare :tongue:

She's off her cake cute but off her cake

Oh the excitement got to me and I forgot the link :rolleyes: so shoot me http://www.toby-carvery.co.uk/toby_results.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.viamichelin.com%2Fb2b2c%2Fgbr%2Fdyn%2Fcontroller%2FDLAmbiguous%3Bjsessionid%3D%3FwithCriteria%3Dfalse%26wnoss%3Dtrue%26productId%3D95301%26strAddress%3D%26strLocation%3Dcoventry%26strCP%3D%26strCountry%3D1138%26c1%3D1 Here you go then you misserable lot :tongue: Its the Stonebridge one, easy to get to from the M6, its on the A45 and if you are comming from the other way the M42 is just around the corner, big car park and its a carvery.

If there is no objection then click the link and take a look for next months meet on the 18th

Didn't take you long to get back, mind you at the speed you took us there the paint on the car nearly peeled off. Good day and nice to chat with you lot again.

Give Pete a bell, he has most things