scrawni

They do look good, a bloke at work has them on his shorty

A young couple visit thier local vicar with the view to getting their wedding vows heard in church. "Well." said the vicar, "As you got married outside of the church the only way you can do this is if you abstain from carnal knowledge for six weeks, this will then be seen in the eyes of the lord as a marriage of innocents." So off the young couple go to fulfill their promise to the vicar. Six weeks later they return the the vicar who asks, "And how did your six weeks go?" "Well" said the young man "The first week was strange, we would go to bed and read a book to tire us out." "Well done," said the vicar The young man said, "The second week was extremely hard, I would rush off to the shower and turn the cold tap on and then prey for forgivness for my impure thoughts." "Highly commendable," replied the vicar, "And the third week?" "Well this is the problem," said the young man, "I saw my wife bent down to pick up the soap one afternoon and I was like a wild animal, I ran up to her and with a raging erection I took her from behind." The vicar said "Oh, I hope you realise you are not welcome in this church then?" The young man replied, "I know, and we are not welcome in Tescos either."

I realy feel for you mate, I don't know what to say to help but that i feal for ya.

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only poms drink fosters cos we don't have any taste buds And as for VB you know what that is short for, Visiters Beer

Well I spent £30 in food and more in drinks. I can see her point if we were there obstucting the car park but we were not, I think she must have had a telling off from the other pub she mentioned but curtisey cost nothing and her manner has just cost her customers. I have spoken to one of the guys in the Supra club and she had a go at them too, but they just explained that there was no places in the pub to sit and have a meal so they couldn't eat if they wanted to. Oh well thats two clubs that wont go back.

Oh get real XXXX Gold is sweet, and then Toohey new is just the dogs, Carlton midstrength or cold. Arr hell they are all nice except VB

Atention seeking

The presidents of Boags (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX(Queensland), Carlton (Victoria) .... were at an international beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink. The president of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a Tooheys New." The president of XXXX smiles and says "I'll have a XXXX, brewed from pure mountain water!" The Carlton president proudly says "I'll have a Carlton, the King of Beers!" The bloke from Boags glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Pepsi." The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "If you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."

Sorry :slap:

Wow a flying Zed :rofl: :rofl:

Do you write all those names down or is my memory shot :rofl: Nice one mate.

When your belly is bulging out over the top and you can't bend cos your jeans are too restricting, then loosen the belt. :rofl: :rofl: No sorry, don't go too tight as this can cause brgs to fail. A good rule of thumb is 10mm movement each way or if you can twist it 180 degrees, some peeps like it more others less.

Well good to see you all today and talk to even more peeps than normal. Food was good and I was full up after just a main course. I'm sorry that we were confronted by the manager I guess I should have phoned first but then i'm a lazy sod :D She was not even interested in compromise so thinking about even if i did ring she might have said we were not welcome, I will find out if she spoke to the Supra club as well. Anyway thanks for coming see you at the next one. Scrawni.

If you keep spuds in a dark place they grow

I heard on Karrang the other day that you have to register on a web site even if you win the tickets from the radio.

You realy are a prat (in the nicest way of course) Love the tunnel vid, how cool would those exhausts sound backed up with bovs

Right just to say in case it catches folk out. When you come down the A45, and you will if you come off the M42 or come from Cov, you have to go under the flyover and onto the roudabout or you will miss the pub. And watch your speed there are cameras all over the place and that includes the M42. See you all tommorrow

I recognise a part or two pete, bet you are glad the weather is getting better.

A blower? 5hit the bed :eek:

I have allways wanted to go but none of my mates could get their arses in gear

I did the same thing in the summer Bottom wishbone, subframe, shock absorber, wheel brg, and wheel I had the whole lot out and changed all the bushes and hicas joints. I would check the track arm, the driveshaft and top wishbone too. I hate to scare you but i did all the work myself and it cost me nearly £700 and if you put the labour of a garage on top god knows how much it will cost.

Have a look at this one then http://media.putfile.com/ss-47-48

Don't worry mate I think we all have little jobs to do, you wont be alone.

No don't go over the top with the front end, keep the smooth look it will be better trust me ;)