Slowhand

Sooo , struggling for an answer then ?

Those bank ads with " singing " employees . I literally have to turn `em off , or I`ll get a fookin` ulcer ! :rant: :rant: :rant:

Why she dumped me :rolleyes: :D :D

Wipe that thumbprint off the windscreen :tongue:

Mine has always started better the colder it is . Getting a bit sluggish now though...time to think about a new battery . I`ve had the car over two years..don`t know what battery life is for these motors .

FPMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TMI :rolleyes: :p

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Some good `uns there . That`s the kind of stuff that Steven Wright comes up with , but he gets a bit more surreal . Thanks for sharing :D

I know....you tried to resist posting , but ya caved in to the pressure :rofl:

Hi Mate . First of all , don`t feel sorry for posting on here . We may be into our cars but we`re also a club , and I think you`ll find that lots of us are thinking about your little lad , you and your wife . I can only send my best wishes and hopes for a successful course of treatment which will put this nightmare behind you all . Keep us posted , bud . Sincere best wishes , good luck and strength . Brian

I`m getting the feeling that I`m in the minority here but I find all TVRs ugly ( So shoot me ) :tongue: NSX for me . Ferraris are even further out of my dream price range .

AS , TMTTP( Aw shucks , Takemetothepub ) :)

YW (you`re welcome ) :)

If I remember correctly , (if I remember correctly ) :)

Good luck , Duffster . Heal those sickly Zeds for the people , like the Mother Theresa of the North , without the God b0ll0cks :D Having said that , she was more associated with the former than the latter whereas you are quite the opposite :rofl: Seriously , though , all the best ;)

I had one o` those ! :rofl:

Watching the final " Life on Mars " on BBC 4 now

He`s got a way with words alright :rofl:

" Fire up the Quattro ! " :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I reckon you`d like to be in Gene Hunt`s team , Nick :D Or be gene Hunt :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTW I only live here `cause I work here :rofl:

Property prices here are nuts . About 2-3 years ago a young Italian family bought a flat in our block for £ 1.3 million . He`s a director of a bank , she`s an interior designer . They had workers in for months . Now they have it up for sale for £2.5 Million :confused:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Bless ya

Good one , mate . Well done that man :D

I watch it depending on what cars they`re testing . Or I Sky+ it and miss the boring bits . IMO they certainly have three good drivers on there : Tiff Needell . Jason Plato and VBH , but it has its silly segments that it would be better without . And , maybe it`s Monday and I`m being a bit negative , but ( Top Gear included ) I`m getting a bit fed up watching people get paid to rip the tyres off cars I could never afford . :p