E-bay Item number: 270297545719

 

just spotted this on e-bay, and love the write up! :hurl:

 

he has also got a chip for 100bhp :xxx:

 

i love e-bay cars!!!

 

al.

Edited November 8, 200817 yr by AlanZ

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^^^^cheers ck^^^^^

'Classic' Kahns! :rofl: Kahns will NEVER be a classic wheel! They about are classic as Team Dynamics, Wolfrace and TSW. They aren't even the right fitment. I wonder exactly what 'Nismo' bits his mate fitted other than the sticker.

 

I love all his 'Maccys car park speak'. Must be quicker than an auto and it's prolly under 5 seconds to 60 and I think it has 320bhp. Not sure if he's even heard of the words 'turbo timer'. THE FORD RS COSWORTH IS THE ONLY CAR THAT CAN MATCH AND BEAT THESE MONSTERS what plannet is he on?

 

'It really is amazing'....unlike his dreadful 1-liners.

 

Other than the terrible wheel fitment, front bumper and fogs, it looks like a pretty decent Z though. Just sounds like it's owned by a 'boyo'.

 

So, for sale, a car with 400bhp, that doesn't actually have 400bhp, nor does it have much compression, is probably quicker than an auto (which is probably isn't) and was owned by a teenage version of Jim Davidson.

These bu*l sh*ters make my blood boil just describe the car as is a near stock car with a head gasket that has gone and needs work.

 

People like this dont deserve to own a car of this quality.

 

Car body work looks ok otherwise engine could be toast.

Edited November 8, 200817 yr by Phantom2080

"IT ALSO COMES WITH THE HICAS PACKAGE WHICH IS 4-WHEEL STEERING"

 

What the f*ck is he on about???

^^^^cheers ck^^^^^

 

no worries bud:)

Safety Features:

Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS), Electronic Stability Program (ESP), Rear seat belts, Safety Belt Pretensioners, Xenon headlights,

 

And since when did the zed have Electronic Stability Program ? or is it driven by a robot ?

"IT ALSO COMES WITH THE HICAS PACKAGE WHICH IS 4-WHEEL STEERING"

 

 

I think thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard XD

HICAS is actually an early form of ESP.

i like the bits about the rear of the car being like a womans booty!!!

the bit about taking the t-tops off is like removing a womans bra!!!!

 

FFS!!!!!

 

chav's....... you either hate 'em or you f**king hate 'em, but you have to laugh.

 

al.

Like I said, I think he think's he's Jim Davidson with all those awful 1-liners.

i thoink i mite bid on thes item and thean preteand to nit reed, sppeek, or rite inglish, and not tern up fore the carr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

w**ker.

 

al.

Like I said, I think he think's he's Jim Davidson with all those awful 1-liners.

 

 

 

.......he is not even as funny as toothache;)

Still use the front end for the diablo. STILL? Mustve missed them re-release them

if i met this guy i just know he would piss me off in about 1.5 seconds:mac1::mad:

ENGLISH SPEAKING AND READING PEOPLE ONLY TO BID THANKS!

 

This one made me chuckle the most :rofl:

loks a tidy zed all the same ...English speaking and reading people only to live in England it should say ...........that includes Chavs who text type , thats not English either "init"

As usual, I always wonder what the interior looks like when they don´t show a pic of it.

^^^ also the engine bay^^^

 

al.

taking the t-tops off is like removing a womans bra

 

In the case of him and his mates it would be, take it off and see the tits inside

In the case of him and his mates it would be, take it off and see the tits inside

 

Mwahhhahaahhaa LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

HICAS is actually an early form of ESP.

 

extra-ordinary sensory perception? Are you sure ? :tongue: