As above, I'm hopefully picking one up next week and I'm already having visions of doughnuts, powerslides, mad ass fast & furious races down the ring road :) you can also include non-driving type of madness ;)

Dominoes and I'm a miserable *******

Indian or chinese for me,lol...welcome to the mad house bud:duffer:

As above, I'm hopefully picking one up next week and I'm already having visions of doughnuts, powerslides, mad ass fast & furious races down the ring road :) you can also include non-driving type of madness ;)

 

Allowed the wife to drive it and parked it in tesco car park for 10 minutes.... SCARY....

cant beat a chicken kebab from the local charcoal grill if you ask me.

 

 

was that kebab cooked on a burning chavmobile nick ? im sure you see a few of those :nana2::rofl:

 

 

oh, and welcome mr tee :duffer:

off the clocks on an undisclosed "privately owned" straight bit of road...

 

apart from that

 

going to southend seafront to show all the chavs what a proper car looks like just for shits and giggles but ending up being begged to be in the "fuel" show where they had shut off the seafront for car displays and being proud when i was escorted through the crowds by police with blues and twos on then having the biggest crowds round both my current (at the time) and ex Zed even though there were skylines supras and nsx's everywhere... then having a friendly bit of schoolboy pathetic (but so much fun mwahahaha) racing (again on a private track) aforementioned nsx's on the way home and showing them who's boss in a straight line but then promptly getting pissed on in the bends! nice cars them nsx's...

 

trying to teach my bud who id sold my first one to how to drift and laughing my ass off as he repeatedly lost it over and over and over again, only to perfectly drift round him in his zed over and over and over again then both of us having to leg it after seeing blue lights appearing over the horizon (prolly was nothing to do with us but we werent taking any chances and man was we shifting)

 

going to santa pod and kicking ass there

 

losing it on a mini roundabout at approx. 2mph in the ice and feeling completely stupid whilst a yummy mummy in her 4x4 gave me the coffee beans

 

but maddest thing? selling not one but two zeds...

 

COMPLETELY FU**ING INSANE!!!!

 

of course all of the above is complete *****cks and is entirely made up.

 

 

officer.

haha theres me thinking your livin a james bond life kay and u go blow it! ta for the welcome guys hopefully picking up z this weekend so will get pics n stories up...

One of the best threads I've read in a long time, thanks Tee!

 

As for maddest thing done in the Z, taking it on the track at Donington or Castle Coombe were good, but driving to Amsterdam with Wozzer and Bullet was probably the riskiest!

madest thing ever done was ( on a completely private track officer ) give a TVR grif 500

a run for its money .....absolutely even couldnt get past him but he couldnt pull away either ....his grif sounded the mutz nutz though on full chat ....after a blast up the Private Bypass road up to 145 ish and back down it after going round the roundabout we parted ways with a mutal thumbs up and salute .....first and only time ive ever felt the hicas working

 

welcome to the forum Tee

 

steve

Maddness thing well sell it.....!!!

Drove it to Z tech for a rebuild by Ryan Southall! It would have beeneasier to just flush my cash down the toilet!

The maddest thing I've done is hand my car over for what was a 3 week engine build only to get it back 3 years later.

Welcome to the forum.

Maddness thing well sell it.....!!!

 

Hey Jay.....

 

......It's a long time since I've seen you on here! How's everything going mate?

 

Richard:cool:

Maddness thing well sell it.....!!!

 

Holy shite, Long time no see fella? You still in the area???