ive had the death in the family excuse, one lad even said his duaghter had died and he had to buy a suit for her funeral, seen her with him a week later (sick *******), had the ive been mugged and they took my wallet, lost it havent recieved my giro and so forth

 

but this is the best bit, goes into a guys room today, he is sitting at the laptop playing online poker, he turns round and says "you never guess what ive just been told", immediately i know im gonna get fed lies, he says "ive just been told that ive got AIDS" i told him he is a tw4t and that i didnt believe him, e said it was true so i asked to see an proof of it, then i called his bluff and tld him that "he needed a doctors letter handing in to me (the property manager) so i could inform the other resident's of the building that he has aids incase there is any chance that he could spread it with them using the same showers and kitchen's", he then smiled at me and said "well, it was worth a try"

 

what sort of cock would say something like that, supersticious or not, you still woldnt say that about yaself, especially not for the sake of £50 rent, the fooker has spent it on gambling online, told him to have it by monday or get out of the room

F**kin hell! doesnt sound like the kinda guy youd want renting in the 1st place! What a idiot! think you should find a replacement probably less hassel in the long run

ive got a lot of rooms to rent, unfortuanletly you cant be picky, as long as its only lies and nothing else i can put up with it

Looking at the state of your bed sits Allan, I find it more amazing that you want £50 a week. LOL :p ;)

pmsl, nearly finished the room that i last showed you, they are always immaculate when ented out, its what the scumbags living in them do to the rooms that amazes me

you do right mate, dont take any excuse, no matter how extreme, if you cant pay then get the fook out!!! go tell the samaritans your story cos i dont wanna hear it.

Edited October 18, 200817 yr by TranceManDann

What a c*nt!

at the end of the day, ive got a mortgage to pay, i aint there mates and dont want to be, i want the rent, they get free hot water free use of showers and cooking facilitys they even get a fookin bog roll in the comunal toilets every week, they have no council tax to pay and the housing benefit pay upto £44 towards their rent, they only have to find £6 and a few quid in the slotmeter in the room for their lights and heat in the rooms

 

they also get free heat in the communal areas in the winter

 

fookin scumbags

You been cutting back on the bog-roll? lol You should leave them tracing paper to wipe their arses like everyone used to have to use at school!

You must be a fairly patient man Al, lol.

 

I'd find it hard to do a job like that without loosing my rag all the time! I have very little patience and it is exhausted VERY quickly :o

they only get a bog roll so they dont block the toilets up by using newspaper, ive had to break a fight up before cause a lad got caught taking the whole toilet roll for himself, couldnt fooin believe it, full on fisty cuffs over a 12p bog roll lol

You must be a fairly patient man Al, lol.

 

I'd find it hard to do a job like that without loosing my rag all the time! I have very little patience and it is exhausted VERY quickly :o

 

ive got the patients of a fat girl in a cake shop, if it werent for my boss being a softy idf have them all out on the street lol

they only get a bog roll so they dont block the toilets up by using newspaper, ive had to break a fight up before cause a lad got caught taking the whole toilet roll for himself, couldnt fooin believe it, full on fisty cuffs over a 12p bog roll lol

 

Newspaper!!??? What? That's hilarious and they fight over bog roll? What do these guys do when they're not fighting about bum wipe and newspaper? They must be real hard-up!

ive got the patients of a fat girl in a cake shop, if it werent for my boss being a softy idf have them all out on the street lol

 

Mwahhahhaaa LMFAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

That really did make me laugh Al :D Especially 'the patience of a fat girl in a cake shop' :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Newspaper!!??? What? That's hilarious and they fight over bog roll? What do these guys do when they're not fighting about bum wipe and newspaper? They must be real hard-up!

 

thats what happens when you dont work and you are a lazy ass, trivial things like the theft of a bog roll becomes a hooge thing

Could you not rent out to professionals only rather than dossers? Or would that really limit the clientele.

Could you not rent out to professionals only rather than dossers? Or would that really limit the clientele.

 

clientele is a bit of an updressing scummy tennants doleis more the like by the sounds

shame you cant get on with them, i get in from work and the landlord puts a can of stella in my hand!

You been cutting back on the bog-roll? lol You should leave them tracing paper to wipe their arses like everyone used to have to use at school!

 

Or sandpaper:eek:

 

I'd have snatched the PC and held on to it until he paid the rent. At least without it, he couldn't los all his money to online poker:p

 

Richard:nono:

dont tell anymore stories about this hilton shiithole allan..ime doin my best here to defend the north teritorys against the skitting south fairy boys..iff they get hold of the 12 pence ass wipe story then my defence gets weaker:rofl::rofl::rofl:

we aim for the dossers as they are only bedsits, not all our tennants are like this, only the odd handfull, thing is these are all over 35 years old and when they come to view the room a majority of them come suited up and some even fetch their parents

 

even some working class are aresholes, cant begin to imagine what it would be like if we took women, they are filthy andcause the most hassle

we aim for the dossers as they are only bedsits, not all our tennants are like this, only the odd handfull, thing is these are all over 35 years old and when they come to view the room a majority of them come suited up and some even fetch their parents

 

even some working class are aresholes, cant begin to imagine what it would be like if we took women, they are filthy andcause the most hassle

 

fvk no.....they might start having babies:eek:

Or sandpaper:eek:

 

I'd have snatched the PC and held on to it until he paid the rent. At least without it, he couldn't los all his money to online poker:p

 

Richard:nono:

 

Could always leave them this? :mac1:

 

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Could always leave them this? :mac1:

 

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Brilliant:bow::bow::bow: