so come on.. who's got a claim to fame..

 

Bore us all by namedropping your fifteenth cousin twice removed who once took a piss less than 300 feet away from the set of The Cheeky Girls music video... or did you stand in craig davids dogs poop.. ? whatever it may be :p

 

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my claim to fame.. i was interviewed on ZBC (TV station back home) on a sunday for indoor cricket once!! a whole 30 minute interview :dance:

 

question: as a girl, what are your tactics?

Me: um, erm, um... just play as best as u can...

 

 

:slap: didnt understand the 'tactic' bit then... LMFAO

ive been in the court roundup of my local newspaper a few times lol

i took a piss next to Graham Chapman's older brother!

i have got an ultimate wedding photo line up..

 

simon berry "art of trance" platipus records owner, kenny jones engineer for more top bands than i can remember, kirsty hawkshaw top british femal vocalist and number one artist, hugh mc-dowell cellist for E.L.O he actually played cello at my wedding, micheal law "synfinity" famed new age musician from the mendips.

 

and a few other people there who most people over the age of 25 would remember from our era of the charts, most of them big artists.

 

i will dig the wedding line up piccy out later and show you.

 

and i have produced and engineered for more artists than i can remember now!!

Here goes then,

 

My uncle, since deceased moved to USA and married a divorcee with kids, now the womans brother in law was the incredible hulk, Lou Farigno.

 

Hows that then.

my uncle's, cousin's, aunt's, grandads, brothers, neighbours, hampster once was owned by this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who was ME! ha ha ha ha ha :tongue:

fook either im ultra young or unaware of things in the world.. - hell maybe even both..

 

all the names in PK1's claim to fame... have no idea

and as for scrawni.. had too google that name.. i only know the incredible hulk from comics and he's green!

Well not so you'd want to admit it but Geof Boycot (cricketer) is my second cousin :o

 

The other claim is I've had a lot of adverts on the telly.

 

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remember Police 5 ? :D

When i worked for east midlands airport (now nottingham airport) as head barman in the departures lounge i met shauna lowri (animal hospital, heeeuuuge arse now i know why the always kept the shot above the waist lol), jeremy spake the slightly puffy air steward on airport who ironically was an arrogant c**t and Rhino from gladiators who is absolutely fooking massive and has the grottiest fingernails i've ever seen on a fella lol :D

 

All yellow and flaking at the end :hurl:

In 1996, I had my Nissan Cabstar van written off by Oliver Postgate, the Clangers inventor, got his autograph, though at the time I could've F****d him with the iron chicken!!!!!!!!!

i live 2 mins from houdinee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

aka chriss@getgreddy :shock: :nelson: ;)

ive met quite e few celebs (my company has the plumbing contract for the sunderland empire)

 

ive also seen most of the female cast of starlight express (TOPLESS), they weret shy, running up and down the corridors to eachothers changingroms in just thongs and tight shorts, and nowt else

 

i hope i dont get to meet barrymore lol (he is doing this years panto) problem is the building next door is sunderland leisure centre (it has a pool lol)

I had the mis-fortune to bump into David Dickinson in a hotel lobby.He was barking orders out to his driver,and just generally being rude to everybody.Don't let the cheeky chappie image on the telly fool ya.The guys a 24 carat :xxx:

fook either im ultra young or unaware of things in the world.. - hell maybe even both..

 

all the names in PK1's claim to fame... have no idea

and as for scrawni.. had too google that name.. i only know the incredible hulk from comics and he's green!

 

You are young, he was one of Arnies biggest rivals in the Mr Universe comps back in the seventies.

 

I forgot about Police Five, I was almost on it, the garage I was working at as an apprentice was robbed, one of Daventrys local boy racers was filmed driving his XR3i into the garage and the car I was working on was just out of shot so I missed out.

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When I was a video game producer for Psygnosis (before they sold out to Sony and ruined my burgeoning career, not that I'm bitter or anything), I was forced to make a WWII flight sim (yawn!). A documentary called "Decisive Weapons" was on BBC2 at the time, narrated by Sean Bean. We hired him to do the voiceover for our WWII footage in the game and I got to spend a morning in a studio in London directing his speech recording. I took along my Nintendo N64 "Goldeneye" game manual for him to sign and he signed it on the page that had the picture of him from the film. He signed it "Best wishes, Alex Trevelyan, 006 (Sean Bean)". Top bloke, not at all affected and he told us some great stories about Roger Moore. He's nowhere near as big as he looks on TV though - he was surprisingly scrawny.

 

Also while at Psygnosis, we were doing a "Special Forces" type game and hired Andy McNabb to do a lot of motion capture stuff. He signed my copy of "Bravo Two Zero" but he was having a bad day and wrote the date as '79 instead of '97. He also had to sit facing the door, furthest away from it, with his back against the wall during meetings. Paranoia/training, I guess.

 

I did another couple of games for the ill-fated Atari Jaguar CD-ROM ("Blue Lightning" and "BattleMorph") and Rob Brydon did the voiceovers (this was before he hit the big time). He was fookin' hilarious and there's a lot of stuff that we recorded that didn't make the game. The ease with which he swapped from Prince Charles to Arnold Schwarzenegger to Peter Sellers was awesome.

 

I've also met, and got autographs from, Fred Feast ("Fred Gee" from Coronation Street in the 80s), Jimmy Cricket, Jeanette Krankie and Peter Osgood (damn those dreary holiday camps of my youth). Also on holidays, I met (but was too young to properly recognise) Paul Daniels and some cast members from "Doctor In The House" (all in Weymouth, on the beach).

 

David Moorcroft (Olympic runner) often used to run past my house of a morning, during training, and wave. My dad (who played the bagpipes at Winston Churchill's funeral) used to train people in Aikido at Neil Adams' gym, where we met Neil and Brian Jacks (both 80s Judo stars).

 

My auntie's cousin is married to Joanna Van Gyseghem, the posh blond bint from the sitcom "Duty Free". And not strictly fame as such, but I once played a marimba solo at the Royal Albert Hall, when I was 15, in a national marching band championship with the Coventry Corps Of Drums. Also while in the band, I got on the BBC 9pm news (for 1/2 a second) when we marched along behind an open-top bus for 7 miles, in London, when Lloyd Honeyghan (the boxer) won his world title.

 

When I went on honeymoon, Gillian Taylforth ("Kath" from Eastenders) gave my me and my wife a filthy look because we "got in her way" when we were boarding the plane. Oh, and I accidentally met the eldest Kray brother, Charlie, when he was "being looked after" by a "friend of the family" in Newquay. I was working in a cafe at the time and he came in as we were closing for the night. The cafe owner, who was a "connected" old time East End lovable old rogue type, simply told me "Make this gentleman the best sausage sandwich you've ever made in your life". I didn't find out who I had made it for until after he had left.

 

I think that's about it. And it's all 100% true, I promise - you couldn't make it up! And my sister got a picture in the gallery on "Take Hart".

 

LOL

 

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Oh yeah, and I've seen TV vet, Trude Mostue, at the cinema in Bristol a few times too. And I once rented a room from the TWR Racing team's aeroplane pilot.

mac300zx

 

 

:bow: :bow: :bow:

Oh, and Tommy Steele when we went backsatge after a musical 'cos my Grandma was terminally ill and wanted to meet him.

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Who's mark300zx? ;)

Who's mark300zx? ;)

 

bitch... lol this keyboard keeps bouncing about :smash:

 

you - you monkey.... respect you to and your claim to fames!

 

you take home 2 noddy badges! :tongue:

bitch... lol this keyboard keeps bouncing about :smash:

 

you - you monkey.... respect you to and your claim to fames!

 

you take home 2 noddy badges! :tongue:

 

p.s... u arn't the bitch - the keyboard is :p

LOL.

 

I just can't believe someone mentioned Oliver Postgate and didn't mention Bagpuss!

well

 

i have run for wales in the 100, 200 and 400m's and done the 4X1 and 4X4's for them aswell

 

Tom Jones also usted to bring his cars and quads to my dads garage to be fixed when he was living in wales, did meet him top bloke.

 

my uncle is a blood relative to the bloke who wrote the man in the iron mask ( cant remember his name at the moment)

 

my girlfriends family has a relitive who usted to be minister of war for Louis the 14th

 

 

all true, see im not a boring fooker after all

Took a piss next to James dean Bradfield (manic street preachers lead singer) in the executive box at Luton town Football club approx 5 years ago Luton V Fulham Apparantly he's a massive Fulham fan. Me i like neither i used to get free box with my employer !! He was OK had a chat but declined to shake hands as we stood at the urinals !

Met Bernard Cribbins at Twickenham when i was 12 He told me to clear off and refused an autograph as he said everybody would want one if he signed for me ! (he should be so popular)

Spent 2 days in the Company of Noel Edmonds in 1992 at the Birmingham Hyatt hotel as part of a team quizz (With work again !) He was a miserable git as well

[NAME DROP MODE] ;)

 

When I was a video game producer for Psygnosis (before they sold out to Sony and ruined my burgeoning career, not that I'm bitter or anything), I was forced to make a WWII flight sim (yawn!). A documentary called "Decisive Weapons" was on BBC2 at the time, narrated by Sean Bean. We hired him to do the voiceover for our WWII footage in the game and I got to spend a morning in a studio in London directing his speech recording. I took along my Nintendo N64 "Goldeneye" game manual for him to sign and he signed it on the page that had the picture of him from the film. He signed it "Best wishes, Alex Trevelyan, 006 (Sean Bean)". Top bloke, not at all affected and he told us some great stories about Roger Moore. He's nowhere near as big as he looks on TV though - he was surprisingly scrawny.

 

Also while at Psygnosis, we were doing a "Special Forces" type game and hired Andy McNabb to do a lot of motion capture stuff. He signed my copy of "Bravo Two Zero" but he was having a bad day and wrote the date as '79 instead of '97. He also had to sit facing the door, furthest away from it, with his back against the wall during meetings. Paranoia/training, I guess.

 

I did another couple of games for the ill-fated Atari Jaguar CD-ROM ("Blue Lightning" and "BattleMorph") and Rob Brydon did the voiceovers (this was before he hit the big time). He was fookin' hilarious and there's a lot of stuff that we recorded that didn't make the game. The ease with which he swapped from Prince Charles to Arnold Schwarzenegger to Peter Sellers was awesome.

 

I've also met, and got autographs from, Fred Feast ("Fred Gee" from Coronation Street in the 80s), Jimmy Cricket, Jeanette Krankie and Peter Osgood (damn those dreary holiday camps of my youth). Also on holidays, I met (but was too young to properly recognise) Paul Daniels and some cast members from "Doctor In The House" (all in Weymouth, on the beach).

 

David Moorcroft (Olympic runner) often used to run past my house of a morning, during training, and wave. My dad (who played the bagpipes at Winston Churchill's funeral) used to train people in Aikido at Neil Adams' gym, where we met Neil and Brian Jacks (both 80s Judo stars).

 

My auntie's cousin is married to Joanna Van Gyseghem, the posh blond bint from the sitcom "Duty Free". And not strictly fame as such, but I once played a marimba solo at the Royal Albert Hall, when I was 15, in a national marching band championship with the Coventry Corps Of Drums. Also while in the band, I got on the BBC 9pm news (for 1/2 a second) when we marched along behind an open-top bus for 7 miles, in London, when Lloyd Honeyghan (the boxer) won his world title.

 

When I went on honeymoon, Gillian Taylforth ("Kath" from Eastenders) gave my me and my wife a filthy look because we "got in her way" when we were boarding the plane. Oh, and I accidentally met the eldest Kray brother, Charlie, when he was "being looked after" by a "friend of the family" in Newquay. I was working in a cafe at the time and he came in as we were closing for the night. The cafe owner, who was a "connected" old time East End lovable old rogue type, simply told me "Make this gentleman the best sausage sandwich you've ever made in your life". I didn't find out who I had made it for until after he had left.

 

I think that's about it. And it's all 100% true, I promise - you couldn't make it up! And my sister got a picture in the gallery on "Take Hart".

 

LOL

 

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did you work on Discworld at Psygnosis fooking love those games and books

Played football at the north pole with a load of Germans! that's about it really, oh Ant and Dec always drink in a pub i used to run...