Well though's who know me, will no i finished a relief at another pub on monday,

 

First shift back at my pub last night...... finished the hand over with the other manager as she went on Holiday yesterday, came down to the bar and my supervisor said to me " i've stopped serving though's 2 girls because they have been in since 11am and they're well pissed!" this was at 4.45pm :shock: any way about 5 min later they started to leave though it was quite funny seeing them try to walk out, they could bearly stand!! watched them leave the pub and head for the car park.... just getting coats i though.... fook me was i wrong, they both got in the car and tried to start it up :shock: ...... where's the zed parked?!?!? right be hind them.... oh shit i though, i ran out to the car park but too late... yep reversed straight in to the zed :cry: B******X's!!!! :cry: :cry:

 

 

so with mobile in hand and the local cop shop on speed dial ( perc's of the job) i stood in front of there car, bit silly now thinking about it, told the daft b***h to get the fook out the car and give me the keys, the call centre operator, hat's off to the bloke, told me to stay on the phone till units arrive, recording the whole call, these 2 bints were f'ing and blinding at me saying they never hit my car and wernt even driving!!! the fooking car was now in the middle of the car park with it's light's on and stereo blasting.....obviouly been like that since they turned up at 11, anyway about 20 min later the cop car pulls up, after i follwed these 2 around the house's giving a very detailed description of what they look l;ike and where they were going. they immediatly arrest the dozy driver and nick her mate for drunk and disorderly, fookinbg thing is i cant claim on there insurance as it's null and void cos they were drunk!!! so will have to spend time l;ooking over the car to see what damage there is and start a small claimes proceeding against her, thing is this might take ages , so i'm gonna have to fork out my self and try and get it back......... COONTS!!

 

rant over!

 

 

Neil

bitchies at least they got nicked sorry to hear about the car tho bud bit of luck she might get banged up in more ways than 1, dont help you at the mo but hope you get it sorted and its not to expensive, but of cause they are the safest drivers, like fook

Try making a claim against them with the Motor Insurers Bureau

 

http://www.mib.org.uk/MIB/en/Default.htm

stupid fooking slags like that would have killed somebody if you hadnt of stopped them. they deserve a good smacking for being so stupid. hope you get the Z sorted mate.

Can it not be mentioned when she is in court about compensation for damage caused to your car, they did with mine when the same thing happened to me!

If it goes to court, copper said it was pretty much banged to rights so, but might be worth talking to the copper, i mean, the cars in pecies anyway, and the wings arew fiber glass and with no bumper on they kinda just flex, might see if i can get a paint job out of em though! lol think they'll believe they stripped the whole down to primer??? lol.

 

But as for killing some one, it was probably inevitable, specially that time of night the roads round the pub were packed, should didnt even make it out the car park with out hitting some thing, and she was only just moving, imagin on the road at 30!!! dont bare thinking about.

If it goes to court, copper said it was pretty much banged to rights so, but might be worth talking to the copper, i mean, the cars in pecies anyway, and the wings arew fiber glass and with no bumper on they kinda just flex, might see if i can get a paint job out of em though! lol think they'll believe they stripped the whole down to primer??? lol.

 

But as for killing some one, it was probably inevitable, specially that time of night the roads round the pub were packed, should didnt even make it out the car park with out hitting some thing, and she was only just moving, imagin on the road at 30!!! dont bare thinking about.

Stupid fookin scum :slap: Hope you get it sorted properly bud

 

Steve :)

Gutted for ya Neil .. hope you get it sorted bud .. the dirty mongrels should be shot

Cheers mate and every one else, gutted as thought the project was going really well!

 

Name change John????

 

Neil

Cheers mate and every one else, gutted as thought the project was going really well!

 

Name change John????

 

Neil

 

Yes bud ... damn i thought id beable to sneak about :tongue:

cant put nothing past me......lol, need to talk to you later you gonna be on msn??? taking Abi out as it's her birhtday and MINE i might add!! lol

I like to get drunk :D As most know ;) LOL

 

HOWEVER, when I do, the car stays at home! I won't even get in the car the next morning if I've had a decent amount the night before!!!

 

Good luck sorting it Neil

cant put nothing past me......lol, need to talk to you later you gonna be on msn??? taking Abi out as it's her birhtday and MINE i might add!! lol

 

Yeah i should be bud .. if not i'll have me mobile ... give me a call n i'll call you back bad

 

John

 

Happy birthday bud :duffer: :duffer:

That's shit mate, see what you can get out of them in court.

 

I'm getting fed up of pissed up idiots myself.

 

I went out on tuesday night but I'd only had one drink as I was driving.

Was walking back to the car from the kebab shop with 2 girl friends when we walked past a group of people and one pissed up lad decided to sneak up behind me and shout "enjoy your kebab" and hit it into my face :shock:

 

I gave him a proper kicking, punched him so many times he never even knew what happened and ended up rolling in the road where I rubbed his face in the gravel :mac1:

He'd have been in hospital if the girls he was with hadn't stopped me.

He staggered off down the road hardly capable of standing, mouthing off how he was going to batter me LOL asked him if he wanted another go as he never even layed a hand on me while i was giving his head a beating :rofl:

 

Really don't understand people like that, I'm 35 and he must have been about 19, had never seen him before and was sober minding my own business out with 2 girls, hadn't even layed eyes on him before he did it.

Maybe he'll think twice next time :wack: :xxx:

Bloody hell thats a bit harsh aint it!! never come between a man and his 'bab, ill remeber that next time lol was your kebab cold by the time youd KO'd the chav hun?

 

 

 

That's shit mate, see what you can get out of them in court.

 

I'm getting fed up of pissed up idiots myself.

 

I went out on tuesday night but I'd only had one drink as I was driving.

Was walking back to the car from the kebab shop with 2 girl friends when we walked past a group of people and one pissed up lad decided to sneak up behind me and shout "enjoy your kebab" and hit it into my face :shock:

 

I gave him a proper kicking, punched him so many times he never even knew what happened and ended up rolling in the road where I rubbed his face in the gravel :mac1:

He'd have been in hospital if the girls he was with hadn't stopped me.

He staggered off down the road hardly capable of standing, mouthing off how he was going to batter me LOL asked him if he wanted another go as he never even layed a hand on me while i was giving his head a beating :rofl:

 

Really don't understand people like that, I'm 35 and he must have been about 19, had never seen him before and was sober minding my own business out with 2 girls, hadn't even layed eyes on him before he did it.

Maybe he'll think twice next time :wack: :xxx:

Got to agree. Drunk people = total pain in the arse, and a hazard to themselves and everybody else. Plus it's quite fantastically irritating talking to them when they're slurring all over the show and take twice as long as usual to get a sentence out. *And* they ramble and generally talk complete crap as well and just don't shut up.

 

Really sorry to hear about the car and hope you get it sorted out. You did the right thing though by stopping them from driving off. Like you say, could well have killed somebody.

ChrisC :bow:

That is bloody awefull. I just don't get how some people can take a car to the pub anyway if they intend to drink.

 

I hope the courts throw the book at the stupid mare.

 

You brave thing for standing in front of their car just glad they didn't run you down.

 

I hope you can get it all sorted with the least amount of fuss and expense.

 

All the best

You did well stopping them and keeping them there till the Police arrived.

 

Hope you can get your car sorted - the court should be able to order them to pay you compensation - speak to the police and ask for details of whoever's dealing with it at the crown prosecution service and speak to them.

 

 

 

ChrisC :bow:

That's shit mate, see what you can get out of them in court.

 

I'm getting fed up of pissed up idiots myself.

 

I went out on tuesday night but I'd only had one drink as I was driving.

Was walking back to the car from the kebab shop with 2 girl friends when we walked past a group of people and one pissed up lad decided to sneak up behind me and shout "enjoy your kebab" and hit it into my face :shock:

 

I gave him a proper kicking, punched him so many times he never even knew what happened and ended up rolling in the road where I rubbed his face in the gravel :mac1:

He'd have been in hospital if the girls he was with hadn't stopped me.

He staggered off down the road hardly capable of standing, mouthing off how he was going to batter me LOL asked him if he wanted another go as he never even layed a hand on me while i was giving his head a beating :rofl:

 

Really don't understand people like that, I'm 35 and he must have been about 19, had never seen him before and was sober minding my own business out with 2 girls, hadn't even layed eyes on him before he did it.

Maybe he'll think twice next time :wack: :xxx:

 

Good on ya chris, dont blame you i would of done the same.

 

well i did a couple of months ago 3 twats in a pug tried to cut me up at set of lights causing me to swearve and sling the anchors on, just so they could get in front of me and not que up like everyone else was, then the passenger started mouthing off about my car, so told him to shut the fook up and get a life, then he started shouting come on big man lets see what your made of, so i got out the car, heard him say ow the big mans getting out. I walked up to him and just wacked him straight in the face while his pleb pals where shouting dont hit him! dont hit him! Then i walked calmly back to my car and drove off. Then spent the next couple of hours shitting myself incase they got the law on me as i see them in my mirror drive off towards the police station. A few more of the teats should have a kick in to knock em down a few pegs, it should be a weekly pleasure to kick a few chavs in :dance:

Bloody hell thats a bit harsh aint it!! never come between a man and his 'bab, ill remeber that next time lol was your kebab cold by the time youd KO'd the chav hun?

 

Kebab was all over the street - Gutted! :cry: :rofl:

 

Should have marched him down the kebab shop, put the skewer up his arse and roasted the fat c*** before slicing off strips of blubber and force feeding them to him :rofl:

 

I'm not the violent sort but I couldn't believe he'd just do that to a complete stranger and not expect a response.

 

If I could have detained him I'd have got the police involved to claim my dry cleaning bill... and replacement kebab :rofl:

It's not just the alcohol its the lack of RESPECT that all these little sh1ts have these days.

I get in some real vodka induced states but I've never done stuff like that.

 

Sound like my dad, I must be getting old :rofl:

I'd have made him pay to replace said kebab and any cleaning bill and given him and wack.

 

Drunken fools with no respect for anybody :rant:

Kebab was all over the street - Gutted! :cry: :rofl:

 

Should have marched him down the kebab shop, put the skewer up his arse and roasted the fat c*** before slicing off strips of blubber and force feeding them to him :rofl:

 

I'm not the violent sort but I couldn't believe he'd just do that to a complete stranger and not expect a response.

 

If I could have detained him I'd have got the police involved to claim my dry cleaning bill... and replacement kebab :rofl:

 

What the **** were you doing eating a kebab if you were sober???? :confused: :rofl:

 

Ur right though, its a lack of respect nothing to do with alcohol. The law these days makes kids think they can get away with anything. I wouldn't have dreamed of acting like these twats do when I was that age!!! Anyone know of any empty islands we can send all the chavs to??? :rofl:

This one.

Try making a claim against them with the Motor Insurers Bureau

 

http://www.mib.org.uk/MIB/en/Default.htm

 

Either that or sue the driver personally - she was responsible for the damage and in the absence of insurance cover, she is liable for the damage.

 

Hope you get it sorted mate

 

Richard :mad: