Imagine this its about 1.00 in the morning the house is realy quite and dark youve got your headphones on and your online playing Battlefield 2 against loads of other bored sad loosers (only joking).

You got your wireless keyboard on your lap and your a sniper waiting patiently to shoot some poor unsupecting guy in the back as he walks past you.

Then wack your still in your chair but lying on the floor staring at the ceiling in darkness like an astronaut in the rocket, with your keyboard on your face and no idea what the Fook happened ?

Ill show ya.

 

My fooking chair broke without warning, Only 4 months old !! :confused:

class

fookin class, PMSL

It gets better the wife walks in because she heard me apparently Scream (Which i refuse to believe) still laying there she procedes to double up in laughter. When she finally stops laughing she starts moaning about the black skid mark on the wood floor from the broken chair !!

Before it starts it was not my skidmark from fright.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: if only the episode was caught on camera!

I was on bf2 LAST NIGHT. Maybe I shot your chair by mistake! By the way what the hell is PING??

PING is how long it takes to receive and send data

 

a server with a PING of less than 100 will be a good server and wont have much lag

 

:)

 

LMFAO at this thread :)

can just hear u scream now LOL

PING is how long it takes to receive and send data

 

a server with a PING of less than 100 will be a good server and wont have much lag

 

:)

 

LMFAO at this thread :)

can just hear u scream now LOL

 

Why do I get chucked for having high Ping? How do i get it down?

you get chucked cos youre slowing everyone else down. to improve your ping, make sure youve got a nice phat internet connection ;)

Must admit, although I havn't played games in ages, I really felt like playing something today and just kicking back and chilling after a sh*t afternoon. Is BF2 the best online game about at the moment?

you get chucked cos youre slowing everyone else down. to improve your ping, make sure youve got a nice phat internet connection ;)

 

I have BT 2mb. Can you get better?

 

Royal, BF2 is the best game in the world. You play 32 against 32 online on a battlefield with vechiles and a massive range of weapons. Its awesome. I think you can download a multiplayer demo, poss from EA.com

Might have to try that then, I've seen the first one. I played Counter strike for a while but its so bloddy addictive. You need to choose servers with low pings by the way, under 100 should be good. 2mb is a reasonable enough connection (not that I know how hungry BF2 is) lots of areas can get up to 8mb now. I can only get 1mb where I live :-(

Dave

sure you were gaming ?? you wasn't sat in the dark quick shifting with the kleenex wipes were you ;) :rofl: :rofl:

bit of left hand mouse work and all!

sure you were gaming ?? you wasn't sat in the dark quick shifting with the kleenex wipes were you ;) :rofl: :rofl:

 

Oops did i leave the web cam on again :xxx:

Might have to try that then, I've seen the first one. I played Counter strike for a while but its so bloddy addictive. You need to choose servers with low pings by the way, under 100 should be good. 2mb is a reasonable enough connection (not that I know how hungry BF2 is) lots of areas can get up to 8mb now. I can only get 1mb where I live :-(

Dave

Im using a 1MB connection with a six month old high spec computer and its ok

a bit jummpy some times but still playable.

Nice Floor M8

I have BT 2mb. Can you get better?

 

Royal, BF2 is the best game in the world. You play 32 against 32 online on a battlefield with vechiles and a massive range of weapons. Its awesome. I think you can download a multiplayer demo, poss from EA.com

 

 

Too True!

32 against 32 can't beat it I've clocked up about 250hrs playing this game, put it this way, if you bought resident evil or something similar for a console you should have finished it in less than 30hrs and there £40 Battlefield 2 is £20 :D

Get it bought!

:rofl:

 

[computer voice] YOU LOSE [/computer voice]

 

LMAO :p

LMFAO :D

 

Nice one Tone Loc, or should I call ya Tone Broke? :rofl:

 

No what you mean though, just about to go online now for BF2...FFS...the game is far too addictable! I have to play it every night without fail.

LMFAO :D

 

Nice one Tone Loc, or should I call ya Tone Broke? :rofl:

 

No what you mean though, just about to go online now for BF2...FFS...the game is far too addictable! I have to play it every night without fail.

 

Yeah me to Ralph! LOL :D

Nice Floor M8

 

You serious i hate it

Wife loves it ! :confused:

You serious i hate it

Wife loves it ! :confused:

 

LOL :D

You serious i hate it

Wife loves it ! :confused:

 

Let me guess she hates the ZED, mine does (she mumbles sad git extention of penis or sommit like that)

 

But yes I like the floor :mac1:

Anyone played EVE online?

Let me guess she hates the ZED, mine does (she mumbles sad git extention of penis or sommit like that)

 

But yes I like the floor :mac1:

Yeah thats the one our wives must be seperated at birth.

She dont really like the Zed. And she thinks its a penis enlargment ! :rofl: