Everybody in the Forum today, show me some love. Give me back a big Whassssssuppppp!!!

Its Thursday and the weekend is nearly here.

ROLF!!!!!

Rolf? Harris?

 

Here have this little bit of love, I don't need it.

 

Anita.

Followed by a ...

 

WHAAASSSUUUPPPP!!!

 

There - happy?

 

POETS day is nearly here and I'm off to London for the weekend!

I is a poet but I don't know it.

 

I've got some love you can have. It's in this little bit of Kleenex here. Give me your address and I'll post it to you.

Errrr yeah! Wasssuuuuppppp!

 

You're right, it's nearly the weekend and I'm absolutely shattered after doing 1.5 days work in the last 2 x weeks! ROFLMFFFAAAOOOO

 

Need a serious chillout!

 

 

 

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lol.

I could send you some of my love as well, but that would be a bit hard seeing as its not in a kleenex, its in my girlfriend!!

rofl

oh yuck...how quickly these threads degenerate these days...

Yeah but is it gooey blobey consistency or like whipped tapioca as Tooley rightly said...is the mark of a true Porn professional??? ROFL

 

 

 

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Rolf Dude,

 

Whassssssuppppp !!!!!

 

Richie....

 

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errrrrrr yeah whatever .....

 

Havin a shit day - Herdy not in top ten YET !!!

 

Some little skirt of piss scruffy Journo fucked me off and is gonna die

 

and now ...

 

Fucking spent 400 quid on new calipers for that POS clio of mine after cooking the old ones !! Now i find there is a big ass Air Bubble in the braking system FFS and the garage reckon the Pads just need bedding in WTF - Oh yeah also was told my Calipers seized because of Electrolosis - WTF did they think i was a bloody ideot - I know i aint gonna like the look of things when i look under there but dont have the time at the mo to sort it out - away on holiday tommorow !

 

Well Me and The MAC lad are off down there to stretch some fucking Necks when i get back Rite mate

 

 

Nevermind that mate! When is that fucking Z back on the road???

 

I heard from a little young whipper snapper Nottingham Z member that it was due out of Rhubarbs Garage two weeks ago...blah blah blah.

 

If I had a pound for all the times I've heard that the Nico Z is coming home I'd have about 23 squids and 50p

 

Are you gonna be ready for Billing Nick??? ROFLMFAO

 

 

 

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Whhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaasssssssssuuuuuuppppppppp, god I'm bored.

 

ps Real men don't use Kleenex!!!

ROFL

Originally posted by Nico:

 

Well Me and The MAC lad are off down there to stretch some fucking Necks when i get back Rite mate

 

No probs Nico count me in mate How long to you want their neck to be?Can only recommend about 2" otherwise they just come off in your hands,and then they make a real mess allover

 

 

 

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Talk about stretched necks, does anybody remember when they were young that toy where you could stretch the necks and arms of a model soldier, what the fuck was it called???? it used to smell of biscuits, I remember a few kids in my class getting really ill when they tried to eat them.

Strech Armstrong! I snapped my bastard .

 

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Yeah thats the fucker. "Stretch Armstrong", I luved that thing. We used to have competitions and how far we could stretch the thing. I would luv to buy one to remind me of my childhood. Good Stress relif tool

how did you snap it HARRY POTTER, cause its bigger than you are.

Originally posted by marczxt:

it used to smell of biscuits, I remember a few kids in my class getting really ill when they tried to eat them.

 

 

Try lickin a broken "Etch-a-Sketch" .......whoooaaaaa,,,,,,,,wowwwww

 

marczxt?

 

Your real name wouldn't happen to be Darius would it?

Originally posted by jackb_w:

how did you snap it HARRY POTTER, cause its bigger than you are.

WTF? am I reading this correct???

 

 

 

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Jack is definately off his beanstalk I reckon mate! LMFAO

 

 

 

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Wow your so great you really do a good job of "I must reply to every single thread with my knowledge lol pffttmuwhahahaha sorry Harry potter and knowledge in the same sentence is just to much, muwhahahahahaha.

but on a serious note I really want to be like you cause you are so great.

Hit me Baby one more time! ROFL

Originally posted by Cos:

marczxt?

 

Your real name wouldn't happen to be Darius would it?

 

 

This thread bears all the hallmarks of a tooley drink spike LMAO!