looks like i will be fighting tne women off with my love truncheon tonite lol

 

going out on the stella and me boss is paying for it so im gonna make a pig of myself and get lashed lol

werll that pick didnt come out very well did it lol

i think you should save your stella money and buy a decent camera

 

 

or just dont post pics of yourself on the forum ;)

looks like your cameras been on the wifebeater already bud. Have a good night :)

will try and find another

camera is ok just dont know how to change all the settings lol

just having a laugh btw, god knows i need it

I reckon that nice widescreen telly needs a proper stand :rofl: :rofl:

 

Have a good nite out mate and we'll watch out for your "alcohol induced " posts later :D :D ;)

Ace quiff! :D

have a good night on the lash mate

 

getting a bit worried about you tho :rofl:

 

putting pics of yourself on here... :x:

 

showing me your bedroom this morning.... :x:

 

then when out in ya zed... asking me to touch your cold knob!!!!!!!!!!! :x:

 

PMSL :rofl: :rofl:

 

had a laugh this morning tho.. think bird now understands the joys of owning a zed LOL

Reckon you should keep looking for a better pic bud! :rofl: :D

PMSL. look at you holding your belly in. :rofl: :rofl:

is that porn i see on the tv :D

You look better in the first pic bud! ;)

 

Steve :)

god im gorgeous

 

You need to pray harder than that fella!! :D

A chest wig sticking out your shirt would guarantee you a shag!

Yeah and tidy yer room up aswell, are those dirty kecks on the floor? :rofl:

yer i noticed them smelly y fronts!!!!

Yeah well depends on whether he ends up bringing back a stunning chick or 10p Betty from a park bench! LOL :D

i rekon it will be a 10p betty........she will appreciate it more...and she'd most probably wash his pants in the morning! :D

Yeah and he's kindly left a glass of water out for her false teeth to soak in overnight while he tweaks her G(ranny)-spot! LMFAO :D How thoughtful! ;) :rofl:

Reckon by the time he gets back, after all the free Stella,

 

He wont care if its a Granny with teeth in or out !! ;)

 

Hope this finds you bladdered mate !!

 

Alan.......

Ace quiff! :D

very tin tin esk

holy **** wish i hadnt looked ****ing nitemares now

and yes you look better in the first pic also you'll hurt yourself holding ya gut in like that alnite

looks like i will be fighting tne women off with my love truncheon tonite lol

 

going out on the stella and me boss is paying for it so im gonna make a pig of myself and get lashed lol

 

 

Looks like ive had a stella too many :rofl:

have a good night on the lash mate

 

getting a bit worried about you tho :rofl:

 

putting pics of yourself on here... :x:

 

showing me your bedroom this morning.... :x:

 

then when out in ya zed... asking me to touch your cold knob!!!!!!!!!!! :x:

 

PMSL :rofl: :rofl:

 

had a laugh this morning tho.. think bird now understands the joys of owning a zed LOL

 

Hey,

I was there this morning and he took me for a ride so why wasn't i offered a feel of the cold nob? . . . .

 

Maybe it was cos we were running from the police car :headvswal

 

As of yet i dont completely understand the joys, Also i dont think my ecu reset, maybe we didn't have the battery off long enough :confused: