And what do you do? Tell them to fook off or give them something?

All the lights are off in my house tonight :rofl: :rofl: Sod the little feckers!!

 

BBBAAAAAAAAHHHH HUMBUG!! (i know thats an xmas thing but i dont care :p )

Dooooon't tell them to **** off - the car is parked next to the house! In my day up in Scotland we had to go in the house and do a party piece, now the little buggers shout trick or treat and smash your milk bottles. Hooligans!

Loads incl. some very sexily dressed up 16 year old girlies :D

None, we don't celebrate Haloween over here :)

Dont know how many Ive had....Ive been to busy goin round doin penny for the guy :D

blimey , you lot all scrooges, ,, weve had about , 12 , i let 3 of them go , im cooking the rest,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

joke, no given them sweets, there very good round these parts, but a mile away they will flame throw ya letterbox, little "£%$£$"$"£$!!!

Not had any yet, but the poor old woman across the way has had a few.

 

Like chunk, leaving all lights off seems to have deterred them. I can hardly see to eat my wonderful roast beef dinner as I'm sat in the dark! :rofl:

 

Load of bo11ocks it all is. Can't ever remember doing anything as sad as that when I was a kid.

 

Another crap yearly ritual.

Loads incl. some very sexily dressed up 16 year old girlies :D

Aye, tell me about it, Just coming back from Spinksys and i nearly crashed twice!!!!!

 

1st time was due to looking at the girls in the costumes

 

2nd was due to my missus seeing me looking at the girls in the costumes and then promptly twatting me LOL!!

Aye, tell me about it, Just coming back from Spinksys and i nearly crashed twice!!!!!

 

1st time was due to looking at the girls in the costumes

 

2nd was due to my missus seeing me looking at the girls in the costumes and then promptly twatting me LOL!!

 

 

bloody pervs the lot of ya :D 1trick or treater so far,they got a melted pengiun :rofl:

bloody pervs the lot of ya :D 1trick or treater so far,they got a melted pengiun :rofl:

Last year a friends mother got some Ferero Rocher wrappers and filled them with chocolate coated brussel sprouts :bow: :rofl:

my missus had me hangin bodies and shit off the side of the house today,allso house looks like a pumpkin farm here.

 

 

 

my fault for having a yank for me wife :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

yep promised a pumpkin for the littleones today i went to tescos asda every fookin where could i find one,could i **** :rant:

Last year a friends mother got some Ferero Rocher wrappers and filled them with chocolate coated brussel sprouts :bow: :rofl:

 

 

excellent next year sorted :D

Last year a friends mother got some Ferero Rocher wrappers and filled them with chocolate coated brussel sprouts :bow: :rofl:

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Hahaha i open the door and tell them to **** off then when they give me shit i chase them up the street with a baseball bat..... never had any trouble off them. It does depend on who it is though, get a lot of 13 - 15 year olds who just **** about and piss everyone off, they get told where to go. If a 6 year old turns up with his/her older brother or mum or something i will always spare one of my celebrations or roses or whatever (D

:D None cos wouldn't answer the door bell......i hate all this yank C.R.A.P...:nono::nono:

none either our flat has a private garden and the gate to it looks like its someones back garden so they dont come through it lol :hyper:

Last year my dad decided to throw a bucket of water from the upstairs window on them and then a sack of flour :rofl: Wish I had taken a photo now, it was like the KKK on the doorstep!!

We've had a few, all young kiddies with their parent which I think is nice. We've got an inflatable cauldron filled with goodies for them, and pumpkins a decorations all over the place :D (my Mrs likes to celbrate every possible occasion for some reason - good fun though).

 

I don't mind the young kids, it's when the youths come round later stinking of alcopops, with no costume or any effort made, asking for money that I get wound up (yes, it has happened, but not since I moved here). That's when Mr Samurai Sword gets woken up ;)

Had some young kids around but didn't have a lot to give them so I gave them a cold sausage out of the fridge!

staying with the misses tonight and had a bunch of kids about 17 turn up!! told them to sod off and get a life..... but did give some stuff to a bunch of little kids.... they had made the effort so i dont mind so much

Had one turn up at about 7ish, gave him/her (couldn't tell as it was wearing a goul mask) about 2 squids of change, then low and behold as I was trying to make progress with putting my PC new glass workstation desk from Argoose together! .... bang...bang fookin' bang on the door.

 

Two more, but me not stupid...clocked the fooker had just been to the door so told them to do one as I'd already given their matey some green! Cheeky feckers but with age come wisdom. ;) Nice try.

Give them a ciggy each.

Puts them on the back foot.

 

Obviously open the door naked with a big kitchen knife.

lol Nws just in.

 

Annother mate opened the door with a rather large lighted firework. Shouted fireinthehole, dropped the firework and shut the door.

 

still, me other mate just got out on bail so all in all a realy crap night

...still, me other mate just got out on bail so all in all a realy crap night

 

No mate, are you mutton Geoff? Trick or Treaters not life sentence beaters! ROFLMFAO :D