Originally posted by Ajay:

2 things...a) being on a female, they are female breasts

 

Female? Can you explain that concept to me (I work in IT lol)

 

and b)"I've heard so much about you" oh really and from whom???

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A common thread of discussion on some internet sites. And those pictures and mpegs from your ex-boyfriend were definitely different (how did you train that gorilla to be so handy with that baby oil btw?)

 

It's usually more fascinating if they are directly in front of you, as opposed to posting on a forum board to them...

 

Ok, that sounds like a good plan. It would be good to meet them face to face, so to speak. When's a good time? Are you free tonight? What's that, you're washing your breasts again? Oh, well, some other time perhaps

 

 

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Could I perhaps wash your breasts for you? I also work in I.T. and am thus still a virgin. I do have a very well developed right forearm though.

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Originally posted by Ajay:

2 things...a) being on a female, they are female breasts

 

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Female? Can you explain that concept to me (I work in IT lol)

 

**Female - owner of breasts and other male playtoys. ('Bout as basic as I can make it without going into too much detail... )

 

 

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and b)"I've heard so much about you" oh really and from whom???

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A common thread of discussion on some internet sites. And those pictures and mpegs from your ex-boyfriend were definitely different (how did you train that gorilla to be so handy with that baby oil btw?)

 

 

**Ah, yes - well...that took an awful lot of bananas and encouragement; you know - treats for being good, no treats for being bad and being shut back in his cage if he got out of control. As for the gorilla, well, he was so easy to train compared to the ex...more brain-power, I think...

 

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It's usually more fascinating if they are directly in front of you, as opposed to posting on a forum board to them...

 

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Ok, that sounds like a good plan. It would be good to meet them face to face, so to speak. When's a good time? Are you free tonight? What's that, you're washing your breasts again? Oh, well, some other time perhaps

 

**No, me and my breasts are going down the gym tonight, after which they will be washed in the shower, so some other time maybe.

 

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Muwhahahahaha this is to funny.

I propose at the next meet that any female zed owner come topless

Yeah ok, as long as it's not raining I'll take the targas off...

OH MAMA (Picture sucking on a dummy with eyes clenched really tighlty)

 

I have no idea why i just said that and this forum thread has to be the ultimate in going off subject.. But what a subject to get onto lol.

Originally posted by Ajay:

**Female - owner of breasts and other male playtoys. ('Bout as basic as I can make it without going into too much detail... )

 

Ah, I see, like Warren then?

 

**No, me and my breasts are going down the gym tonight, after which they will be washed in the shower, so some other time maybe.

 

I suppose going to the gym is a good excuse for playing with, err I mean washing your breasts one more time.

 

 

BTW I hear Mike's applying for a job in your gym

 

Yeah ok, as long as it's not raining I'll take the targas off...

 

Can you bring the Z as well, as some of us wouldn't mind seeing it

 

 

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That's right. Anyone who wants a good soaping, I'm the new head latherer. (That's head as in 'person in charge'!)

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Originally posted by Ajay:

**Female - owner of breasts and other male playtoys. ('Bout as basic as I can make it without going into too much detail... )

 

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Ah, I see, like Warren then?

 

***cough* I see that more detail is required...

warren : home of rabbits

female : no rabbits in sight...

 

Any better?

 

 

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**No, me and my breasts are going down the gym tonight, after which they will be washed in the shower, so some other time maybe.

 

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I suppose going to the gym is a good excuse for playing with, err I mean washing your breasts one more time.

 

There's another reason?

 

BTW I hear Mike's applying for a job in your gym

 

Super...soapy washes on demand...!

 

 

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Yeah ok, as long as it's not raining I'll take the targas off...

 

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Can you bring the Z as well, as some of us wouldn't mind seeing it

 

oh...if I must... It's kinda like yours...only red.

 

 

Originally posted by Ajay:

***cough* I see that more detail is required...

warren : home of rabbits

female : no rabbits in sight...

 

Nope, sorry, thats not any clearer, the last time I asked I got a similar answer about cats I think. You'll have to show me, or send me a picture. Actually, forget the picture, did I fail to mention that I'm blind and will have to feel the difference

 

BTW I hear Mike's applying for a job in your gym

 

Super...soapy washes on demand...!

 

I get the feeling that the gym is going to have a lot of applications for that job, I'll have to think of cunning ways to bribe the interviewer

 

 

 

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Is this still about Ms. Locktites bazookaz??? ROFL

 

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Is this still about Ms. Locktites bazookaz??? ROFL :D

 

Yeah, she's being teacher and I'm a shy, inexperienced schoolboy who just needs an older, more experienced woman to teach him the ways of the world

 

 

LMAO

 

Well I hope you know what yer doing matey? Girlie would suck you in and spit you out big time! ROFL

 

LMAO, this thread has steered an amusing course through argument and disagreement - drugs / being wasted.. and has settled on Breasts.

Now I know why I come by here every day.

Well done folks.

Zeds are boring anyway

 

 

 

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Glen

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