...fart loudly? Just wonderin as mine is sittin next to me on the sofa watchin casualty, drinking a pint of beer and farting like a stallion... :(

That has to be quite nasty :nelson:

Thats just plain rude of her mate, it should be the other way round lol.....Time to get a new model :smash:

That has to be quite nasty :nelson:

Yeah, big loud rippling ones too :( :shock:

Not only farts dude but shoves me head under the covers when she lets go in bed!-yep a true ladeee! :x:

Must be those Staffordshire girls - they were like that when I lived in Stafford :tongue: :rofl:

Thats just plain rude of her mate, it should be the other way round lol.....Time to get a new model :smash:

Nah, think i'll just take her to HiQ and get a new exhaust, this one seems to be blowing :smash:

Must be those Staffordshire girls - they were like that when I lived in Stafford :tongue: :rofl:

One of them wasnt tall, blonde and called Ingrid was she? :D

One of them wasnt tall, blonde and called Ingrid was she? :D

 

That would be telling............................... :p

That would be telling............................... :p

LOL! Which part of stafford you live in then bud?

LOL! Which part of stafford you live in then bud?

 

Beaconside - up by the RAF camp/hospital/polytechnic (or whatever it is now)

 

It was a few years ago mind........................

...fart loudly? Just wonderin as mine is sittin next to me on the sofa watchin casualty, drinking a pint of beer and farting like a stallion... :(

You sure it's not Clarkey in a wig!! :hurl:

You sure it's not Clarkey in a wig!! :hurl:

:rofl: nah my missus has a good few inches on him! and i mean in height, not length before any of you smart arses twist it :D :rofl:

:rofl: nah my missus has a good few inches on him! I know as she puts it up my arse and twists it :D :rofl:

 

:shock: :shock:

Next meet im gonna let all 6 of ur tyres down :tongue:

In my defence mine rarely smell and it doesn't stop him f***ing mr :D

i meant me :s

I'd like to meet a girl that farts. One of life's many pleasures. :)

In my defence mine rarely smell and it doesn't stop him f***ing mr :D

 

What a classy chick!! :rofl:

i meant me :s

 

Just don't mention that time we met when I used to live in Stafford;) :)

...fart loudly? Just wonderin as mine is sittin next to me on the sofa watchin casualty, drinking a pint of beer and farting like a stallion... :(

 

Will get a slap for this but !!

 

Yeah, she does !! :mac1:

 

Think of Huey, Louy & Duey, (wrong spelling I know)

Donald Duck`s nephews all going at once !!

 

Proper duck farter !!

 

She then looks at you and says: "Hark at me!!"

 

Still love her tho !!

 

Alan.........

...fart loudly? Just wonderin as mine is sittin next to me on the sofa watchin casualty, drinking a pint of beer and farting like a stallion... :(

stuff the farting shes drinking your BEER :shock: :shock:

What a classy chick!! :rofl:

Quite ! :smash:

wish i had a missis even :wack:

This is the most funniest shit iv read in a while and that is so not right!!!

 

Fas

This is the most funniest shit iv read in a while and that is so not right!!!

 

Fas

No mate, no shit about it thankfully, just gas !!