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bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

This is quality and fair play Indianzx for sticking around.

 

Z evo guy sounds a right pompous git.

This is quality and fair play Indianzx for sticking around.

 

Z evo guy sounds a right pompous git.

 

hes my brother

Is he still in prison?

Sorry for calling your brother he just seemed needlessly harsh.

 

Plus that isnt as bad as what he said about Indianzx. Dish it out, take it back.

hes my brother

 

im guessing he aint! :D

i recon the guy in the white fiesta was the girlfriends brother ...dont tell him where you live lol:tongue:

well if he did ever own a zed, Im sure this post will help him trying to sell it. Can sell as "Tried and Tested" :-)

im guessing he aint! :d

 

;):d

i didnt revive this thread!

Gutted mate, I had a similar thing happen to me once. I was making mad passionate love to the girl next door in my Reliant Robin when some tw@ts in a milkfloat started to chase me. I nearly pooped my pants trying to get away from them but lost it on a corner and finished up floating in a duck pond :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

this had be rolling around laughing for a long time!!!lol.

omg lolllllllllllllll

LOL! Oh the fun we had!! :lol:

lol

havent done one of these for a long time

haha i remember this thread....was laughing for ages :D

I know Im only a newbe myself but have to say, this thread is hilarious. :lol:

this is an epic thread

This was the best thread ever.....your a legend mate,,,,,took all the abuse and became a top regular...im now going to read this from the start...im sure i'll be in tears...

havent done one of these for a long time

 

We keep trying but we all get band and the thread closed lol

Wish I had been a member then !!!!!! :cool3:

havent done one of these for a long time

 

Film it next time?! ;o)

I remember this at the time.. LEGEND :lol::lol::lol:

We keep trying but we all get band and the thread closed lol

 

 

 

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this was the best thread ever.....your a legend mate,,,,,took all the abuse and became a top regular...im now going to read this from the start...im sure i'll be in tears...

 

:d

We keep trying but we all get band and the thread closed lol

 

:lol: