ok ok sad i may be but i have to share with you that i am the happiest

man alive as i have a beautifull new girlfriend and we get on so well, really hope it works out with her cos i love her to bits!!! :nana2: :nana2:

Good for you buddy!

Nothing better than the first couple of years, enjoy it...

ok ok sad i may be but i have to share with you that i am the happiest

man alive as i have a beautifull new girlfriend and we get on so well, really hope it works out with her cos i love her to bits!!! :nana2: :nana2:

 

Have a black re-spay should be ok then...........Lol good luck

Good luck to you mate. I wish you all the best. (what no corny jokes)?

 

oh ok then:

 

Two new lovers were in a hotel suite early in their relationship. As they were undressing for bed, the bloke "Fastredzed" tossed his trousers to his girlfriend and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your strides," she said.

 

"That's right,'' he said, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."

 

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

 

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "fook that," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

 

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes."

 

All the best................ :tongue:

:ttiwwop:

 

someone had to do it!

:ttiwwop:

 

someone had to do it!

 

I wuz going to post that too :tongue:

:dance: :dance:

 

haha, spose with macca back, a black zed owners gotta be quick at somethin!

Shagged her yet then? any good?

 

Come on you all want to know :rofl: :rofl:

 

;)

My missus says you can look forward to lots of happy jaunts in the country, don't forget to fill her up reguarly!!

Dave's Missus!

She was looking over my shoulder and I asked her if she wanted to say something girly about it all! you know 'oh thats so sweet' or something, and she came out with that. Dirty lady, I like it. Dave

Shagged her yet then? any good?

 

Come on you all want to know :rofl: :rofl:

 

;)

:shock: :shock: :x:

i was waiting for that one :)

 

well a gentleman never tells!!

should i change my username to fastblackzed :smash: :smash:

 

nah red is the coulour shame i havent got the zed at the mo as it is having another new engine and tubs, so when i get it back i cn take her for a spin in it :dance: :dance:

Good luck mate I hope all works out fine.

 

If you do go for the big licence make sure you have it on 7 year review. cos we can all pass the test for that one but once you loose control of the vehicle its nye on impossible to get it back on the road. :slap: :rofl: