Just a quick work of warning to all u zed drivers out there. Carefull how many ! marks u use on the forum. Ajay warned me earlier about the exclamation police but i just laughed it off. Much to my dissaproval and sheer disbelief after a morning of vigouous usuage of the ! mark i was busted!!!!!!

I just popped out in the zed and was happily driving down the road waiting for my oil pressure gauge to drop and mt temp to rise when to my horror a mauve robin reliant with a dotted orange line came fliying up behind me!!!!!!

Before i knew what was going on it had shot right past me and was infront of me with a pink light on the roof and a !police! sign on the back flashing!

I pulled over and two identical looking guys stepped out and proceeded to give me a bollocking for excessive usuage of the ! mark. They then fined me £60 and put 6 points on my spelling and grammar licence which until now has been clean! (public school boy me!)

After which they said my punctuation and spelling was poor!!!!

'MY SPEELING GRAMEER GRATE IS YOU NOW' i retorted but they just drove off!!!!!

 

SO just watch out peeps!!!

 

Oh yeah and AYJAY, there on to you!!!

SQUEELOOKLE!!!!!

This is important u know!!!!!!!!!

No m8.. it really isn't....

Aaron, never, ever underestimate the power of the !police! force. Those Robin Reliants may look like 3 wheeled scooters, but they are quite often tuned to above 600bhp. If you look closely at the panels, they are all mig-welded on otherwise they peel off in a prevailing wind, let alone doing 90mph to catch up with you.

 

Zedster, sorry to hear about your S&G licence. They are a devil to keep clean. Most people I know do not have a full clean licence and should not really be allowed to open their mouths for the sheer amount of atrocities that they venture forth in the name of the English language.

 

Fortunately, I know a couple of people rather high up in the !police! force as my teachers at school were founders of this establishemnt and I have a free "Get out of Spelling and Grammar" licence.

 

What troubles me, though, is that you were told that they were onto me. I thought that I had covered my tracks reasonably well, even speaking in German and French to throw them off, as everyone knows that Germans don't have punctuation and used to be taxed on the use of spaces, hence why German sentences are 409 characters long with not a single space!

 

I will keep my eyes and ears open, otherwise I will smack into a lot of furniture and walls and driving will be immeasurably harder. My thanks to you for pointing this out, Zedster.

I didnt have a 'get out of jail' type card, but I did roll a double......Tip - always keep two dice in your glove box for such an emergency. Dunno if it works on speeding tickets though!

GAWD YOU GUYS!!!!

U HU U HU!!!!