i'm selling Edvard Munch's The Scream (no frame)...it dont match my lounge wallpaper...i'll consider a swap for a Sam Fox in the string vest Athena poster circa 1983 framed if possible

:rofl: :rofl:

how about a swap for the fallen madonna with the big boobies?? (anybody remember that?)

sorry, i was just 'pissing' this post. :rofl:

how about a swap for the fallen madonna with the big boobies?? (anybody remember that?)

 

"gud moaning" (in french accent)

"we need to defuse the german bum before it explodds"

listen carefully i shall say this only once.................you stupid woman...!

"They have crapped along the tunnel, and they are dogging!" :rofl:

My fave: "I 'ave a dicky tickerrrrr!" :D

i am an old woman...why will no-one listen

i am an old woman...

 

 

:rofl: PMSL you're not alone on this site mate!!! :D;)

i get your drift there Duffer.......seeing as this thread has been hijacked by Allo allo quotes i couldnt leave it without mentioning Herr Flick who used to refer to his sidekick...."Von Schmallhausen" in that superior way..still cracks me up...who said the germans aint got a sense of humour...?

 

Now you've started it, hows about League of Gentlemen:

 

Herr Lip

 

LMFFFFFAO :D:D:D

how about a swap for the fallen madonna with the big boobies?? (anybody remember that?)

that actuall painting was on display at longleat house about 10 years ago

Herr Lip

 

haha...now your talking....but wait who is this....

you're all my wives now...PAPA LAZZAROO

 

Now you've started it, hows about League of Gentlemen:

 

Herr Lip

 

LMFFFFFAO :D:D:D

 

Ales Cla! (or however you spell it!)

 

Anybody see the live show they did a couple of years ago? was top class!

My league of gentlemen T-shirt, loved wearing this one to the job centre when I was made redundant last year!!

i'm selling Edvard Munch's The Scream (no frame)...it dont match my lounge wallpaper...i'll consider a swap for a Sam Fox in the string vest Athena poster circa 1983 framed if possible

 

do u have nething a bit more cheerful ?!:rofl:

Ales Cla! (or however you spell it!)

 

Anybody see the live show they did a couple of years ago? was top class!

 

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhh....Justin, Justin, my very own Justin.

I am learning your English to speak. Perhaps you are helping me get my mouth around your hard bits. :dance:

We didnt burn him!!! :eek:

We didnt burn him!!! :eek:

 

Tubbs & Edward - pure class :cool:

 

"This is a local shop for local people, there's nothing for you here" :bow:

 

Just been watching one of these - got all 3 series..... :dance:

 

Richard :)

Oh, how topical!!

Best ever is when the vet blows the tortoise to oblivion :D

that reminds me the dog that was blown up in the fire place after the internal examination belonged to my old flat mate...the dog was a bischon called Bentley...and in real life he was called Bentley too...!

that reminds me the dog that was blown up in the fire place after the internal examination belonged to my old flat mate...the dog was a bischon called Bentley...and in real life he was called Bentley too...!

 

Heh heh,

 

Just watched this one tonight.....

 

.....ROFPMSL :rofl: :rofl:

 

Richard :cool: