Not being sexist, well I am actually...this is defo a man thing...but I've noticed on my extensive travels around the British Isles that some places are blessed with stunners and other places with right mingers! :D

 

Sheffield - Full of prossies

Essex - Top totty

Chester - Posh and gorgeous females

Stevenage - Pukka puntang

Wales - Errr, not gonna go there but most are like summat out of Midwich Cuckoos :D

Kent - Not bad

Ipswich - Munter Central

 

So where've you been and thought "Hmmm, niiicceee!" or "F*ck me, there must be a forest of trees around here that are made up of ugly sticks!" just a thought.

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

I said ugly birds not incest Mike. :D

 

 

it only took me 20 years to realise that with mothers, sisters, girlfriends and female freinds flattery gets you everywhere :)

LOL :D

 

Yeah I know what you mean mate, sort of chicks that get their thruppeny bits out when you really didn't wanna see them phat puppies in the first place! :D

 

I've seen some rough things in Sheffield though, one bird stood on a street corner with thigh length boots and hairy legs.

 

Come to think of it Yorkshire is a nightmare for rough hookers init??? Surely they can sign on instead. FFS! LMFAO :D

Yeah but where does flattery get you with STU'S MAMA? :p :D

Originally posted by 300z

yeah and probably rob you blind to :D

 

True - half are probably drug addicts and the other are work dodgers ;)

Originally posted by 300z

Yeah but where does flattery get you with STU'S MAMA? :p :D

 

five dollar gets you a long way with stus mama

Originally posted by MikeGroves

five dollar gets you a long way with stus mama

 

How far?

hair = nono

 

even if holly valance came up to me with hairy legs and pits id turn her down.

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

How far?

 

too far :D

Originally posted by MikeGroves

all women are beautiful but have never met one more beatiful that my mother.

 

Some girls are bigger than others.

Some gilrs mothers are bigger than other girls mothers. ;)

 

SMITHS's lyrics for the uninitiated ;) :D

LOL :D

 

Alright then, what about foreign chicks...let's expand the horizons a bit.

 

Met a gorgeous russian bird a few years ago, well fit.

 

Nordic women are a bit butch though...a bit Fatima Whitbread

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

LOL :D

 

Alright then, what about foreign chicks...let's expand the horizons a bit.

 

Met a gorgeous russian bird a few years ago, well fit.

 

Nordic women are a bit butch though...a bit Fatima Whitbread

 

Been out with two BEAUTIFUL French girls, one phwor Israeli girl, a Czech student nurse with a body and uniform to die for, a very attractive Polish girl with all the right bits in the right places (what a goer!!) and am currently with a Lithuanian fashion model who is just, well, too beautiful for words!:D :D

I heard timmy had a russian bride but she mailed herself back home :D

Originally posted by x-biker

Been out with two BEAUTIFUL French girls, one phwor Israeli girl, a Czech student nurse with a body and uniform to die for, a very attractive Polish girl with all the right bits in the right places (what a goer!!) and am currently with a Lithuanian fashion model who is just, well, too beautiful for words!:D :D

 

Bl@@dy 'ell !! Give me the link to the website please ??:eek:

Originally posted by MikeGroves

I heard timmy had a russian bride but she mailed herself back home :D

 

Yep...'tis true Mike, I wanted one with both legs. ROFL :D

Nottingham = Top Totty!

 

Maltese women are....... well lets just say they must put something in the water, every girl is stunning, tiny arse, huge big water melons!

 

:D

 

Oh! and met some stunning SA girls! and Kiwi's are very open minded! "What u want your friend to join us! Oh! OK":D

Friends just the three of us! :D

has anyone ever met a nice girl from a website/internet site/chat room etc ??

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

has anyone ever met a nice girl from a website/internet site/chat room etc ??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

from the 11 girls i have met from an Internet chat, the 7 of them were mingers and the 4 were fit but totally WEIRD......:D

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

has anyone ever met a nice girl from a website/internet site/chat room etc ??

 

We're talkin' mainly over 18's here bud. :D

 

Kiddy fiddler...sex case, sex case...hang him...hang him...hang him.

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

We're talkin' mainly over 18's here bud. :D

 

Kiddy fiddler...sex case, sex case...hang him...hang him...hang him.

 

yeah - legal preferably ;) PM me the illegal ones ;)

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

yeah - legal preferably ;) PM me the illegal ones ;)

 

ROFL :D

 

Ok mate, no I'll email them to you incase somebody sees them on PM...don't want them stealing our finds do we? :D :D

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

Bl@@dy 'ell !! Give me the link to the website please ??:eek:

 

Sorry mate, no web site. I just happen to live in an area where there are LOTS of foreign girls (students and au pairs), and my job means that I get to 'meet and greet' a lot more!:D

Originally posted by x-biker

Sorry mate, no web site. I just happen to live in an area where there are LOTS of foreign girls (students and au pairs), and my job means that I get to 'meet and greet' a lot more!:D

 

Lucky booger !!:( :mad:

Originally posted by Ajay

Everywhere - ugly blokes.

Scotland - nice accent

 

 

 

(Just thought I'd join in)

 

 

Yea but remember 1 thing! If a bloke is ugly it was down to his mother being a real ugly cow!

 

 

 

So If there was not so many ugly women around,there would be no ugly men:D:D:D

Whats an ugly bird and a moped got in common???

 

There both good fun to ride as long as your mates dont find out :D