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Not being sexist, well I am actually...this is defo a man thing...but I've noticed on my extensive travels around the British Isles that some places are blessed with stunners and other places with right mingers! :D

 

Sheffield - Full of prossies

Essex - Top totty

Chester - Posh and gorgeous females

Stevenage - Pukka puntang

Wales - Errr, not gonna go there but most are like summat out of Midwich Cuckoos :D

Kent - Not bad

Ipswich - Munter Central

 

So where've you been and thought "Hmmm, niiicceee!" or "F*ck me, there must be a forest of trees around here that are made up of ugly sticks!" just a thought.

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Although in the vets last night with my hamster there was a particularly handsome bloke. :D

 

 

So I suppose that should read :

 

99% of everywhere - ugly blokes

Vets in Worcester - 1 shining and chatty example. :D

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Originally posted by Ajay

Everywhere - ugly blokes.

 

 

There's no such thing an ugly bloke, a bloke can 'cover' his average or below average looks by dressing smartly or by having smart talk and moves ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XTT

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Originally posted by Ajay

Yeah - we need an SN style Women Appreciation Thread... :rolleyes:

 

 

These were the good ol' days :D

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Guest Nelson MainFella

Liverpool has lots of talent, but they mostly wear all this tracky-type gear :( and have horrible voices.

 

Wales is minger-central

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There is Totty all over.................Best place is Nottingham, followed by Birmingham (but then I'd be biased as I have met some really nice looking women here!!)

 

But it all depends on what you are doing............

 

Early part of the night, few drinks you met and it is for sure;

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But then you get part way through the night, few more drinks but you still have a grip on reality at this point and you know right from wrong (thankfully I have been down this road before!!)

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But then too drunk and too late, there's always the last ditch effort (never been down this road either!!)

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Superficial? I am I can't help myself when it comes to a quality pair of legs (short skirt) fit body and nice face, if it all comes with a great personality too, bonus!!

 

And if she buys the beer too, she's a keeper!!!!!!!! :D :D

 

 

Matty.

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Guest Matty
Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

Yeah...LMAO...Canadian Elk. ;) :D

 

;)

 

Too true brother, too true!

 

Praise the lord......the Canadian Elk season opens soon!

 

:D

 

Matty.

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Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

Yep sure does mate.

 

PMSL @ blunderbuster........

 

You got one I could borrow?

 

I need to get in some totty target practice and all I have until the gun smith finished with my over worked rifle is a can of munter repellant......

 

Matty.

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Originally posted by MikeGroves

all women are beautiful but have never met one more beatiful that my mother.

 

I said ugly birds not incest Mike. :D

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Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo

I said ugly birds not incest Mike. :D

 

Here you go Timmy don't step over this line........

 

.......oh.......

 

.....you already have! LMAO

 

I knew it........

 

Matty.

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Originally posted by Matty

PMSL @ blunderbuster........

 

You got one I could borrow?

 

I need to get in some totty target practice and all I have until the gun smith finished with my over worked rifle is a can of munter repellant......

 

Matty.

 

Munter repellant...ROFL :D

 

Anti Minger Cream is what you need mate. Surely there must be some Caribu on the plains of Brum bud??? What about all them grungy type goths that worship the Osbourne diddy shuffler? :D

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