Whats with all the cats on here? How many people have them and like them?

And yep that is a fence that give the foxes 6500 volts.

 

F*** foxes, I'd shoot every last one of those (quick and painless - unlike the carnage the fox causes:( )

wow Glenn,

'quacking' pets you have, does their food 'bill' make you 'duck' for cover- cos if you dont pay, you'll be up before the 'beak'- best 'feather' your 'nest' quickly.

I dont mean to be 'peking' into your affairs, but what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, and ones mans pleasure is another man's 'hoi-sin'

Good job we have the 'webb' to discuss these things!

Dave

all punned-out now :D

Originally posted by senna

Great thread, I hate cats fwiw but I hate wanton cruelty more.

 

These are my pets:

 

Quackers, Crackers, Dabbles and Psycho:

 

 

Cool ;)

Where's "I had two cats but didn't get custody of them in the divorce!"? That's the option I need.

Is that a Stormtrooper sat in the background? :D

 

Originally posted by senna

We've always had cats in my family. Love 'em to bits! I've got a tabby female one at the moment (I owned her brother too but he got run over a few years ago:( )

 

Cats are just soooo chilled out (with odd bouts of total bouncing off the furniture insanity thrown in!:D )

 

They are relatively clean.

 

Affectionate enough but still give you time to have a life.

 

Are independent enough to be left alone for a while without destroying your house

 

Eat less than dogs.

 

Don't schit in the house like dogs.

 

Don't get you all covered in slobber like dogs.

 

Cats dont STINK like dogs (unless you've got an un-doctored Tom -- if so that's your problem)

 

All in all, a damn fine pet!

Originally posted by x-biker

We've always had cats in my family. Love 'em to bits! I've got a tabby female one at the moment (I owned her brother too but he got run over a few years ago:( )

 

Cats are just soooo chilled out (with odd bouts of total bouncing off the furniture insanity thrown in!:D )

 

They are relatively clean.

 

Affectionate enough but still give you time to have a life.

 

Are independent enough to be left alone for a while without destroying your house

 

Eat less than dogs.

 

Don't schit in the house like dogs.

 

Don't get you all covered in slobber like dogs.

 

Cats dont STINK like dogs (unless you've got an un-doctored Tom -- if so that's your problem)

 

All in all, a damn fine pet!

 

 

Am sure they are,but they still shit all over my garden,and rip open the bin bags all down the garden path:(

Originally posted by MAC 1

rip open the bin bags all down the garden path:(

They are inquisitive, I'll grant you that! :D

 

Are you sure it's the cats though? If we leave bin bags out, the foxes rip them open.

Originally posted by Dave Marley

They are inquisitive, I'll grant you that! :D

 

Are you sure it's the cats though? If we leave bin bags out, the foxes rip them open.

 

 

Yes Dave,I have seen them through the bedroom window.

OK MAC 1 but just because it's you, oh senior one, here's a few suggestions:

 

http://www.bins-n-benches.freeserve.co.uk/dustbins.htm

http://diytools.co.uk/diy/Main/Subcategory.asp?CatID=7&SubID=1

http://www.tmac.clara.co.uk/urgring/faqcats1.htm

 

Hopefully something here will help!

 

lol - Gio

Originally posted by senna

 

F*** foxes, I'd shoot every last one of those (quick and painless - unlike the carnage the fox causes:( )

 

Funny how no one would expect any more :rolleyes:

lol and you have the nerve to call someone like GEORGE BUSH a babarian ect lol

Originally posted by 300z

Funny how no one would expect any more :rolleyes:

lol and you have the nerve to call someone like GEORGE BUSH a babarian ect lol

 

LOL - good point. ;) :D

*

Originally posted by 300z

Funny how no one would expect any more :rolleyes:

lol and you have the nerve to call someone like GEORGE BUSH a babarian ect lol

 

Another hand crafted, incisively delivered pile of shash.

 

I like the way you talk in a tense that gives the impression you are speaking for the entire forum.

 

Van de Merwe.

Originally posted by paulg

Allowed to roam unattended onto your property

Try to steal fish from my pond

 

 

 

 

Bwahahahaha Paul that was a HERON that pinched your fish not a cat.........unless the cat was in disguise.........:D

 

Dave

Originally posted by senna

Another hand crafted, incisively delivered pile of shash.

 

I like the way you talk in a tense that gives the impression you are speaking for the entire forum.

 

Van de Merwe.

Christ that was a shit reply lmffao.

i probably do speak for the whole forum lol, especially when it comes to you.

Originally posted by Gio

OK MAC 1 but just because it's you, oh senior one, here's a few suggestions:

 

http://www.bins-n-benches.freeserve.co.uk/dustbins.htm

http://diytools.co.uk/diy/Main/Subcategory.asp?CatID=7&SubID=1

http://www.tmac.clara.co.uk/urgring/faqcats1.htm

 

Hopefully something here will help!

 

lol - Gio

 

 

 

Thanks Gio,but I was looking for something like a ground to air missile:D;)

Originally posted by Elmo

Originally posted by paulg

Allowed to roam unattended onto your property

Try to steal fish from my pond

 

 

 

 

Bwahahahaha Paul that was a HERON that pinched your fish not a cat.........unless the cat was in disguise.........:D

 

Dave

 

 

Dave,are telling me they can dress up to? Now I am pissed off so that was not a crow shiting down my windows,but a bloody cat dressed up:mad: :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by MAC 1

Thanks Gio,but I was looking for something like a ground to air missile:D;)

 

Like an Exocat? nooooo try a dustbin and pepper first otherwise Dubya will come round looking for your WMD*! lol :D

 

*Weapons of Miaow Destruction

Originally posted by Gio

Like an Exocat? nooooo try a dustbin and pepper first otherwise Dubya will come round looking for your WMD*! lol :D

 

*Weapons of Miaow Destruction

 

 

LMAO:D Ok I will try the pepper thing first;)

Someone told me that mothballs keeps cats away but I found they were far to big to fit in my air rifle!

you can use a two litre bottle of water and leave it on your drive ect, as the cat or dog then thinks someone bigger (ie mac or roy) has had a big shit there, and would probably not do anything because of animal territory ect :D:D

Originally posted by 300z

you can use a two litre bottle of water and leave it on your drive ect, as the cat or dog then thinks someone bigger (ie mac or roy) has had a big shit there, and would probably not do anything because of animal territory ect :D:D

 

When I have a sh1t it doesn't come out in an Evian bottle!

I reckon it would be better to pour it out. :D

Macca, carefull m8 - all this concern over your garden plants, anyone would think you were becoming 300zx.co.uk's resident alan titsmarsh :D:D:D

And with the spaniel thread, we'll soon have a nice pair of charlies to go with alan!