Album: Grim Shady Lp Song: My Name Is Senna-nem

 

Chorus: repeat 2X

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. {scratches} Grim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)

My name is.. {scratches} Grim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!

 

Can I have the attention of the 300zx class

for one second?

 

[senna-nem]

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my 300 comrades? (Uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)

Try sellin' a 300zx and get fcuked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight

but I can't figure out which one of the BIG FOUR I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)

 

And Dr. Craig said, "Grim Shady you a basehead!"

Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face zed? Man you wasted!"

Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a valium belt

Got pissed off and ripped 300zx.co.uk's tits off

And smacked Dr. Craig so hard I knocked his board backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

C'mere slut! (Dr. Craig, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)

I don't give a fcuk, God sent me to p1ss the 300zx boys off!

Chorus

 

[senna-nem]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five and own a Skyline

I smacked Timmy Turbo in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler

and he stapled my nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)

Walked in the Z club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the Clarkey, then stuck my dick in the GT-R club

Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians

in a Mondeo GT-R while they screamin at me: "HAS THIS HIPPY FREAK GOT ANY FRIENDS?"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my ego does more dope than I do (Damn!)

I told it I'd grow up to be a famous w4nker

Make loadsa statements about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)

You know you blew up when the women flee your stands

and try to avoid your hands like some drugged up hippy fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

This guy at 300zx Castle asked for my autograph

(Dude, can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it: 'Dear Dr. Craig, thanks for the support, CAN I KISS YOUR ASSHOLE?'

Chorus

 

[senna-nem]

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)

Dr. Craig, don't just stand there, DICTATE!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (I'll Fcuk that!)

I'll have to be carried inside the Z cemetery and buried alive

(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide

I just drank a litre of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a proper sports car in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide

(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)

I spit bullsh1t when I talk, I'll fcuk anything that walks (C'mere)

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME DR CRAIG? (WAH!)

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)

I lay awake and strap myself in the imaginary Zed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG! DOH!)

I'm steamin mad and sad (Arrrggghhh!)

And by the way when you see my long lost Zed? (Yeah?)

Tell it that I slit my throat, in this dream I had (COZ I'M THAT FCUKED UP!!!)

Chorus

 

:D :D

 

Brit award? Aiiiiiiiiiii! :D :D

You have FAR too much time on your hands... ;)

OMG Timmy you have excelled yourself this time :D:D

I laughed so much im going for a group buy on Roys hernia op :D

Paul

 

ps. how many bottles of strongbow does it take to inspire such a creation...? surely more than one..

Timmy,

 

I have to agree with Neet ... you have far too much time on your hands!!!

 

10/10 for imagination nonetheless ......

 

Were you perchance taking the name of MY zed, in vain, though?

 

L'dMFAO.

 

John.

Well when you are in my position it is hard to rise to the same standards of the Senna-Nem I must admit!

 

:D :D

Those lyrics weren't entirely accurate...

 

So here are the proper lyrics!

 

Senna-nem

The Miserable Fcukers LP (2000)

Real Grim Shady

 

[senna-nem]

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Grim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Grim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here.. (Not kiddin)

 

Y'all act like you never seen a Hippy person before

Jaws all on the floor like Macca, like Timmy just burst in the door

and started whoopin Craigs ass worse than before

they first were divorce, throwin the BIG FOUR over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" (Timmy)

And Dr. Craig said... nothing you idiots!

Dr. Craig's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Feminist women love Senna-nem {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "Grim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Z

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" (Fcuk you!)

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes, I wanna get on 300zx TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for Senna-nem to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" (Dr. Craig)

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little Z kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Skyline Channel don't they?

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a Skyline owner and another man can't elope

{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

 

Chorus: Senna-nem (repeat 2X)

 

I'm Grim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Grim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Grim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

 

[senna-nem]

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

well I do, so fcuk him and fcuk you too!

You think I give a damn about a 300 website?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me like takin a shite

"But Grim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Dr. Craig with ears?

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to Carl Marx and Bill Hicks

and hear 'em argue over who he gave head to first and sucks the best dick!

You little bitch, put me on blast on ZTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"

I should download his audio on MP3

and show the whole world how you gave Senna-nem VD {*AHHH!*}

I'm sick of you little 300z boy groups, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a fcuk like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

 

Chorus

 

[senna-nem]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the drugs to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the forum and spit it (OR SWALLOW IT!)

and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just like to eat shit

better than ninety percent of you zedders out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these crap posts that I make while on valiums, sacrificed goats and marzipan

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the crap PC spares home flirting

Pinchin forum runnin asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Grim Shady lurkin

He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings

{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "I don't give a fcuk!"

with his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Grim Shady please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

 

Chorus 2X

 

[senna-nem]

Ha ha

Guess there's a Grim Shady in all of us

Fcuk it, let's all stand up

 

:D Fcukin' A!!!!

Bwwaaahhhaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

I think Ive got 2 hernias now!!!!!!!!

 

ROFLMFAO!

 

Oops there goes an intestine!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

LOL!

 

This one is even funnier than the mask! Another one next week then Timmy? ;) :D:D:D

Craig, can you make this one a sticky? Please........................

 

Agent Orange

Fooking Class :)

 

V.V.Funny..

 

:D :D

Top work. You should get paid for this sh*t !! :D