Happy Birthday Simon :happybday: Enjoy mate and hope to see you at Coventry.

:happybday: Happy Birthday Simon, have a good one buddy:happybday:

Happy birthday Simon!

 

Don't feel too old it's not good for ya

Happy Birthday El Simone Puta Bandera Essé Chicco Marrotto.

Happy Birthday Simon.

Best wishes on your Birthday Simon!

Happy birthday Simon :happybday:

You & Alic nearly on the same day 20 years apart? :whistling:

Happy birthday Si :)

お誕生日おめでとうございます :cool3:.

Happy birthday simon have a great day:happybday:

Thank you guys. :) :) :)

Happy birthday Simon. Birthday present for the car on the cards?

Happy Birthday Simon, hope you had an easy day.

Happy birthday Simon. Birthday present for the car on the cards?

 

Car has has had enough presants. :lol:

 

There are a few boring things on order for from Japan. Some horns and some hoses. Sounds like a BDSM night! :lol:

Happy Birthday Si..... I got you a present......

Happy Birthday Si..... I got you a present....

 

Anything for his pubes but is the idea to rub what's left on your hands down there :rolleyes:.

As long as he doesn't use Veet for men...... here's some amazon reviews.......

 

4.0 out of 5 starsNapalm in a tube

ByRichardon 10 March 2018

Format: Personal Care

If you want to remove that stubborn hair without sitting around the bathroom with a razor this is perfect. Ill start with the plus side. It leaves the meat and 2 veg smooth as and looks bigger for sure when your done squinting through the burning sensation. Now for a negative, if you enjoy the feeling of fire in the nether region along with feeling like your in a tourture chamber for being a double spy this is for you. After applying this and setting a timer for the set amount of minutes it slowly started to heat up. Imagine a sauna heating up in a small area and then turning into the sun in a matter of seconds. After 5 minutes the shower head was in hand with freezing cold water however this didnt seem to sooth the searing pain of what felt like a blow tourch with a acog scope trying to take each single hair 1 by 1. Once that failed i proceeded to run to the kitchen meat and veg in hand in a squatted position to stop it rubbing my thighs. As the freezer open the first thing that caught my eye was for sure the tub of chocolate ice cream. As i proceeded to lower my "affected region" into the tub the ice cream seemed to melt quicker than expected. This was only a short term solution was once the chocolate icecream melted on my manly parts i was shot of ideas. I guess this is when you decide your pain threshold has no more and thought a freezing cold bath could help. Unfortunately between walking from the kitchen my misses found me with tears in my eyes a dull expression and a chocolate dripping ding dong.

 

If you want to tourture someone this stuff will do the trick for sure

 

 

5.0 out of 5 starsit kinda feels like someone is going over my balls with a blunt ...

Byjamie proctoron 20 April 2016

Format: Personal Care|Verified Purchase

Works well, avoid use on balls or knob, I can't describe the unimaginal pain i feel right about now, it kinda feels like someone is going over my balls with a blunt bic, this is no joke, don't do it!

 

 

1.0 out of 5 starsAbout as suitable for removing hair as a cheese grater. Except a cheese grater would at least remove the hair.

ByChris Poon 19 May 2015

Format: Personal Care|Verified Purchase

For 'normal skin'. Guideline to apply for minimum of 3 maximum 6 minutes.

I have normal sensitivity in my skin, tried this as an alternative to shaving. First test patch left on for three minutes and rinsed off with cool water as instructed, up to 50% of the hair removed, no more than that, left with a slight burning sensation but not strong enough to attribute to more than being conscious of a reaction.

Couple days later gave it a second chance and applied on a separate location for ~5 minutes again following instructions, up to maybe 75% of hair removed. However within 10 minutes of removing the cream start to notice searing pain, clearly defined blood marks around the hair follicles, both those with hair removed and those without. Final result - some of the hair gone, replaced by a slightly bloody and pussy 'graze', akin to a child running and sliding a bare knee over sand based astroturf. By the time the graze had gone the few hairs that had been removed had already grown back - far less effective than the description suggests regardless of the bloody side effect.

Stick to waxing or even razors, really.

 

 

5.0 out of 5 starsThe *****cks I knew and loved are gone now

ByWyvernon 19 September 2014

Format: Personal Care

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and *****cks. The *****cks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND *****CKS.

 

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my *****cks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

 

ON SECOND THOUGHTS......... posting a tube to Si now phutumsch ...... lol

OH and one to ALIC for when he's old enough to make use of it........ lol

Edited April 10, 20187 yr by veilside01702
Adding another gift that keeps on giving......

Many happy returns Mr Parsons.....

 

......Hope you have a great day my friend....:happybday:

 

And as posted an Ali's thread, you're not old [yet] mate....:biggrin:

 

Richard:cool:

Car has has had enough presants. :lol:

 

There are a few boring things on order for from Japan. Some horns and some hoses. Sounds like a BDSM night! :lol:

 

PMSL - I take that "you're not old" comment back Simon... That's your second silly spelling mitsake in 2 days - that's old age creaping up on you....:lol:

 

Richard:cool:

 

PS - see, it happens to all of us when we start advancing in years....!!!

:happybday: Sir.