Im getting mine a personality transplant!

 

I love her really:D

LOL, alloys for her Ka...

The old favourite - perfume..

 

Well.. I was out of ideas and happened to be near Boots (ssshh, don't tell her!)

 

She wanted a Porsche, but I'm not quite that rich (and lets face it, I'd buy myself one first :D)

Oh I forgot: What are u buying the OTHER woman for Xmas?!:D

For some reason I always seem to be single at Christmas time. Don't know if it is just coincidence or if it's some sub-conscious thing that means I get to spend all my money on ME (or the Z):D

I'm getting mine one of those "supercar expriences" - basically a track day where you get to drive a viper , lambo diablo , elise etc.

 

I did one a couple of years ago and I've been driving like a twat ever since:p

Mine`s getting a spa bath thingy...cost the frigggin earth!

 

Still, beats me getting me head down with a straw....

 

Did I word that wrong......? ;)

Well, after a very nice day being smoozed by stunning shop assistants in Harrods yesterday, I can report the following purchases for Mrs John Boy.

 

1. Compaq Ipaq.

2. Crystal ring thing from Swarovski (I think)

3. Underwear from La Perla - no alternate motive (honest:D )

4. Leather briefcase thingy

5. Chanel make-up (various)

 

Now I do enjoy Chrimbo shopping - it's just the paying for it for the rest of year that I'm not so keen on!!:(

 

Still at least the credit card bills will give me something to blow my redundancy cheque on, other than a 300!!!

 

CheerZ,

John.

Originally posted by AdamR

I'm getting mine one of those "supercar expriences" - basically a track day where you get to drive a viper , lambo diablo , elise etc.

 

I did one a couple of years ago and I've been driving like a twat ever since:p

 

Been there, done that - fantastic fun.

 

For the ultimate experience try to get in the group that starts with the smallest car end and up with a Lambo, and of course for max fun do it on a wet day !!!!

well I plan to by my other half a new spoiler :O) and spend a few days cleaning and polishing her :)

 

unless any of you have 18 year old daughters you want to lend me for xmas?

I always buy my G/F some 'naughty knickers' as a 'Gift that just keeps giving'

Over years of shopping I have learnt not to say the following;

 

 

1) No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

2) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

3) Mom will love this.

4) Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

5) No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

6) Will you model this for me???

7) The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

8) £75!?!?? She's just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!

 

And finally when on Christmas Day she tries all of it on for Christs sake don't say

9) 'Aww baby!, you'll NEVER squeeze your ahse into that'

I cant say what I am getting my better half. She may read what she is getting ;)

Originally posted by The Devil

 

6) Will you model this for me???

 

 

 

Some will if you ask nicely ;)

I've bought the Mrs a Mini Cooper ffs !!!!!!

Does anyone need their Z painting PPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAASSEE:(

Originally posted by MikeGroves

Some will if you ask nicely ;)

 

If you are female and pretty, then pretty please.

 

if you are a hairy-ahsed knob-chugger who actually drives an AUDI TT then drop dead:D

 

All said in the nicest possible way of course.

hahahahahahaha

Mike sorry about that, totally mis-read your post. You won't believe what I thought you had written!

hahahahahahaha

honest, I'm pizzing myzelf laughing here.

a few beers and im anybodies lol

A few beers and it seems I can't fvcking read!:D :D :D

Sounds like a match made in heaven... :D

bought the missus health cars package from our local gym, cds, and books, but it is her birthday on new years day as well!

cheers

steve

bugger all so far!!!!!!

 

lol! really must get down the shops instead of sitting here!!! :D

playstation 2 (its for her..honest!!!);)

Well after the missus made me get rid of the Zed in favour of a bloody Volvo estate....I bought her something cheap to run around in....A TRACK SUIT!!!...:D

 

Chris

One of these would be nice :-

 

 

http://www.courtesyparts.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=CP&Product_Code=Z32-SHIFT

He has had intercoolers and a digital camera so far (Many thanks to Warren) and he has one more surprise, but that is for Christmas Day, but there are a couple of people on here who know what it is, and thank you to them for helping to keep it a surprise.

 

Wishing all of you here a very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

 

Hugs and kisses

 

Wendy

 

P.S. He might also get this baby then with any luck.

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooppppps I've left it a bit late. Been soooooo busy,

 

I haven't bought anything for my missus yet. I want to get her something special but can't think of anything.

 

Ajay, Emero, Wendy... Please help me :(

What do I get at such short notice. Any suggestions ????

She's 24, very sporty, loves her PC ermmm I'm starting to panic now :eek: