Aaarrrrrrgggghhh.

There's a wasps nest in my zed shed. Only small at the minute like. I don't want to touch it and get a beat down off the killer beez. Or in this case, wasps

If it's only small, pop a bin bag round it and knock the fooker into it.....

 

.....The seal it up quick as you can.....!!

 

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We had one last year in one of the sheds, started off about the size of a tennis ball, forgot all about it, then, when we next looked it was bigger than a football. There was no way I was going near it, so got the father in law to sort it out lol

Give Windy Miller a call bud, he's your man.....he lives in Trumptonshire last I heard :thumbup1:.

Aaarrrrrrgggghhh.

There's a wasps nest in my zed shed. Only small at the minute like. I don't want to touch it and get a beat down off the killer beez. Or in this case, wasps

 

Its only early in the wasp season mate so get rid now or leave it till september and your going to have a mare on your hands..LOL. plus why be pesterd all year with the fkers.From now till Autum ime dealing with them on every other roof i do but i just let my young nephew deal with them with 2 cans of killer:o:D

I ended up sticking a bag over and just slapped the fecker off. The queen kept coming back and trying to build a new one though.

Anyway, I was doing some gardening and hit her with the shovel and chopped her in half. And there's been none back since thank god

I ended up sticking a bag over and just slapped the fecker off. The queen kept coming back and trying to build a new one though.

Anyway, I was doing some gardening and hit her with the shovel and chopped her in half. And there's been none back since thank god

 

I'm not taking my kids to see your Disney film!

Why not Joel?

Because normally the queen is great and they all live happily ever after. In yours, you stuck a bag over her head, slapped her about, hit her with a shovel and chopped her in half! :rofl:

Pmsl. What can I say? That's a good fairly tale

I ended up sticking a bag over and just slapped the fecker off. The queen kept coming back and trying to build a new one though.

Anyway, I was doing some gardening and hit her with the shovel and chopped her in half. And there's been none back since thank god

 

wont be the queen mate...she would of been bang in the middle of nest getting her arse wiped and knocking out larva when it got bin bagged:rofl::rofl:

Pressure washer and run haha, it makes me think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBAZGtBfcY4

50% of them will get taken out and wet, they don't fly well wet, the other 50% run. I remember throwing a picnic table umbrella, the bottom bit, like a javelin into a big wasp nest. Didn't work, just made them seriously angry. The suggestion of knocking the nest into a bag is probably more sensible, less childish and safe but hey.

Isn't it the queen that builds the nest? Might have been a second one lol.

 

The pressure washer would have been fun but all my stuff would have been soaked lol

Isn't it the queen that builds the nest? Might have been a second one lol.

 

The pressure washer would have been fun but all my stuff would have been soaked lol

 

The little stripped slut starts the nest and lays a dozen eggs or so then when these hatch and become workers she then does what women do best and sits on her pointed arse and lays eggs (waits for the flack off our lady members:ph34r:) while the dumb slaves forrage and feed the sluts grubs and young...pretty much what goes on in every house and every street across our land:rofl: