So come on then, what`s the difference between a "Junior member" and a fully fledged "Member" on this forum ?

 

it certainly carn`t be age, must be looks?

you`ve obviously seen me zipping around in my

Zed!

 

Apart from needing to look a lot older, what

else do you have to do to become a "member" ?

and keep it clean!.

 

 

 

Dont fall for the "initiation" is all I have to say!

Trev

I think you must become a member after you have made a certain amount of posts..thats all

Paul

Buy me and Craig a Pint and that will get you a Senior Memmber status

 

Seriously tho - Post Related

 

Z ya

Nico 91TT

31 posts makes you a full member apparently..

 

not sure how many it was in the previous version, but i guess it was less than 31, judging by the mails and comments

 

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UK 92 TT White

Mongoose K&N AVCR

KYB Eibach

How many posts till I get to 'Administrator' Status?

 

Bet it's loads......

 

I'll keep on posting....

 

...LOL

 

Matty.

Just checked and their is some people who have less than 31 posts and they are members.

OOOHHHHHH Cat fight lol, im posting just so i can have more posts than anyone else lol

Yes John but they are actually MEMBERS.....

 

....Male Members.......LMAO

 

Sorry couldn't resist.....

 

Matty.

Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight......

 

 

...And in ther Blue corner weighing in at 184lbs hailing from the Surrey.....

 

......Craaaaaiiiiiiigg!

 

And in the Red corner weighing in at 210lbs 3oz hailing from I don't know.....

 

.....Iaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!

 

This fight is scheduled for 4 rounds, a straight knock-out wins the bout.....

 

.....Leeeeeeets get reeeeeady to ruuuuuuummble.....

 

(DING DING)

 

 

Am I the Ref?

 

Matty.

I'm joining in with this seeing as someone has woken Matty up from his life of luxury!!! LOL!

 

Post related, don't get all upset...size doesn't matter, so neither does quantity!

 

Tim

;-)

 

...one day you'll turn into a full size "member" just like all the rest of us! LOFL!

Timmy 'Tiny' Turbo,

 

You have a lot to learn about size being important my friend.....LOL

 

Or should that be impotent?

 

Or would that be important too...

 

Timmy, Am back from exile in Oxford the home of Dutch women and small night clubs, Superb combination.....Oh and room service that delivers Cheese and Tomato Pizza and bottles of Becks at 4 in the morning when the room you booked for 2 now has 2 extra guests (Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink)

 

Hellooooo baby.....

 

Hubba Hubba,

 

Woof Woof,

 

Puuuurrrrrrr,

 

Daddy feels horny tonight......

 

Catch my drift??

 

And with that in mind, We went and booked a holiday to Gran Canaria for the lads....2 weeks of fun in the sun with more beer than I can possibly drink and more women I can handle.....(Counts the days)

 

Matty.

Matty Boy,

 

2 extra guests my hairy cheeks...LOL!

 

What a couple of Queens from the local Ron Davies common! LMAO!

 

Bet that cost you a few quid mate...LOL!

 

Tim

;-)

 

Still laughing!....................

Nope not a penny

 

However it did cost me £25 for the pizza and beer, Four Star hotels....Pah...

 

My mate knobbed the slightly over weight bird....But OMG the cahoooners on her...Like dropping a couple of dead seals onto a marble table when he undid her bra....LMAO

 

The one I was with was very nice....Knee high boots and short skirt.....She had the body to wear them....I had beer goggles on so I am not sure what her face looked like, But my mate Smiff reckoned she was nice.....I'll go with that methinks....

 

Anywho, What you been upto????

 

Matty.

Matty Chap,

 

Don't worry about the boat race, you don't look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire!!! LOL!

 

Sounds like you had a laugh geeZer, me? Went to SE on the bank holiday Monday to view me motor and see how Pete was getting on with it.

 

Didn't clock my car as Pete has a Z graveyard thing goin' on at the back, but did see my engine which was nice!

 

Apart from that, nothing much, going to the Jap Auto. Extrava. next month...how's your car going?

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. Did you get anywhere with the T-top roof bags? Nissan want about a ton per bag...yeah cheerZ!

 

 

Timmy,

 

And you only see the top of the noggin when she suckin on wood.....LOL

 

Glad you reminded me.....I had forgot!!

 

I was waiting for them to call me back, I gave them sizes and things and heard nothing. I will chase them up today!!

 

Sounds like a prison visit for your engine....."Saw my engine....Which was nice"

 

I must admit...I would be gutted to lose my Z for even a week....

 

ReZpect geeZer..

 

Matty.

I only wanted to know why I've been demoted to a junior member!!!!!!!

 

PS does this post make me a full member yet

Dear John,

 

(Hums the tune)

 

Erm, Nope.......

 

 

Matty.

Only four more posts to go for you John - then you'll be a member!!! Just reply to this post 4 times if it will put a smile on yer face

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

i think anyone who was previously a member, who hasnt posted yet and who has less than 31 posts, is still logged as member, but any new posts made make the software reset the member status

 

clutching at straws and almost ready to change the number of posts needed...

 

 

 

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UK 92 TT White

Mongoose K&N AVCR

KYB Eibach

new vote for A "the most boring thread of all time"

B "probably the most vulgar, gross thread of all time"

i mean can you imagine topsquads and timmy turbo giving each other blob jobs...!!!! UUURRGHHHHHH (or at least thats how i understood the conversastion ) lol

Well That's what I call FUZZY logic!!

 

If you read the posts correctly you will find that My mate 'Knobbed' A fat bird and I got the 'Nice' one with the fit body. But the state of her boat race is not applicable because I can't remember it! But I can still see the body now....(Good memory you see)

 

Nowhere does it mention, Me or Timmy giving Wood Sucks.....

 

....Or have you been having fantasies about it? If you have you are one sick little puppy!

 

Now I'm running scared.....

 

Matty.

WaZZer,

 

SOMTIMES I REALLY WORRY ABOUT YOU!!!

 

You're one of these people that when I meet you for the first time, I'm gonna go "RIGHT, now I know where you are at!!!"...

 

Get your facts right in the first place matey!

 

Tim

;-)