It's not just us who suffer from the expanding garage bill

http://www.toxiccustard.com/diary/2002/10.html#24

 

and also on this guy's site, some purely tasteless thunder chunder stories...

http://www.toxiccustard.com/features/vomit/

 

Right, I'm off down the pub for the traditional Friday lunchtime - who wants a drink? Must be my round by now.

 

I know it's Stella for andyduff, how about you craig. And what's the Pedant having?......Come on Nelson, I'll even get you a packet of low-fat crisps. :)

 

Cheers - Gio

Cheers Gio. Stella for me too mate. Must be a Duff thing.

Yeah mines 'Un Stella Artois' please :D Oh and get a move on I'm getting thirsty over here :D Would those low fat crisps be 'Walkers lights' ???? LMFAO

 

Enjoy the weekend everyone :D

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

i'm good cheers, already having a bud..

Right, darling, that's a pint of Young's special, two Steely-eyed tortoises, a Bud (oi turkey, is that a yank Bud or a proper Budvar?), a packet of cheese & onion low fat (ne one know what Nelson's drinking tonite? - no? well, I'll get him one when he gets in.) Oh, and have one yerself.

 

Cheers

 

(god the others are late in tonight - still, be someone else's round next :) )

Gio mate! You got me a pint! You know by now I only drink the bottled filth. Can someone get me an empty bottle I can pour this into...

Sh1t sorry,mate - hang on 'scuse me, can I have a bottle of Stella as well? - Ta

 

'sOK, Spike drinks draught and he's just coming - as long as he hasn't stacked his Scooby.

 

There you go

 

Anyhow, what about this Princess Di Butler stuff?

Jammy bastard. He must have been half inching them. But if you can get away with it... he's not done a bad job!

 

Any chance of opening Nelson's crisps and having a couple before he gets here?

Ah Fcuk it! I'll open them anyway while Gio's got his back turned.

 

Chomp chomp chomp!

 

[Puts them back quietly without Gio noticing ]

Can you imagine the lawyers?

 

"All rise for the Crown vs the butler."

 

(ring ring ..... whisper whisper whisper)

 

"Sorry, that should be not-the-Crown not-vs the butler." :)

 

Oi - who's been scarfing Nelson's crisps?

 

And why's there the sound of breaking glass from thepublic bar ?