Now, ive always felt, that buying from a forum member, is like buying from a brother, or a close friend. I take every word they say, as gospel. Sometimes, i dont even ask what it is im buying, i just know, that if he/she is selling, i want to buy it...

 

Imagine my horror, after buying from Ian (vodkashots for those who dont know Ian. Watch out for him!!) i decovered its not what i was expecting..

 

After taking the car out today, i noticed it was lacking in power. Ian told me is was running boost jets, a decat exhaust, and Geddy ECU. I expect it to be fast as f**k, and to be honest, on the 1/4 miles test drive i took in 12.4 seconds, it did feel fast.

 

Well, after i felt it was lacking power, i decided to get it home and have a look.

 

You'll never guess what it was.....

 

 

NO ENIGNE!!!!

 

I thought it was doing too many miles per gallon, i just put that down to my last zed being knackered and drinking fuel.

 

Ive no hard feeling for Ian, but he's completly ripped me off here, what a cnut! He could have said it had no engine, i thought it was quiet, but he told me it had extra baffles in the exhaust, so i took his word for it.

 

I checked his old posts, and its turns out, he's never had a zed before!

 

Lesson to be learnt, dont take peoples word for things!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

****Disclaimer. All of the above is *****x! Its intended for forum amusment, and not meant to cause offence. If it does cause offence, i will ask you to to get a sense of humor, and i'll remove it.

Ian is really a nice bloke, has had more zeds than nissan, and it did have an enigne when i got it, it must have just fell out one day!******

Edited August 21, 201114 yr by big_jim
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Sorry to hear it mate... not the first bad thing I've heard about Vodkashots...

Sorry to hear it mate... not the first bad thing I've heard about Vodkashots...

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::hang:

Excellent !!

 

Reminds me of the comedy sketch where the car with the little old lady roles into a garage {from the top of a hill mind} and asks for assistance because she can't get it started again !

 

Amazing look on the garage staff as they pop the bonnet open.

I couldn't resist!

 

Lol looks like you enjoy living dangerously by the way that cars jacked up

:lol: i honestly just wee'd with laughter brilliant :)

 

ive got a spare in the garage for that mate? cost ya extra though :whistling:

Lol looks like you enjoy living dangerously by the way that cars jacked up

 

I said to myself after the last car i broke, i'd treat myself to a proper jack next time i do a car....

 

Problem is, on the stones, the jack cant roll, so is just as bad.

 

Ian, when i posted this, i wondered if it would be taken the wrong way. I thought it;d be ok so did it anyway.

Glad you liked it:thumbup::punk:

Spot on mate, cracking post to be honest sounds so serious until you say "NO ENGINE!!!" lol

lol....awesome! Thats what the banter should be like!

I thought i'd try to inject some fun into the forum. Been some hard feels with some people of late.

hope you liked the racing fuel tank there where the battery should be matey. i found it improved the weight, you really don't need to be lugging loads of fuel around.

Yeah, a gallon is all you need.. So far, i haven't used any fuel in it!

:rofl:

 

You ruined it with your disclaimer though. Let stupid people think your serious, it gives us more to laugh about

Well done - thanks for lightening the the mood :clap:

It's just such a shame is a gigantic gay bear, so I have to stand up for the lad, he just knows nothing about cars! :D

i actually love this post, just had me mrs in stiches over this, to be honest jim with everything thats happened this week, that was just right to give me a laugh.

Glad i could help!

 

I did think about not putting the disclaimer in, but if it did get taken out of context, then you know what it could have ended up like.

 

Its all in the name of friendly banter...

not sure you could take that out of context matey. but yeah bloody good post i still like reading it just to put a smile on me face, love the bit about the baffles in the exhaust as well :lol:

I was going to keep going with things, but i thought i'd keep it short and sweet.

I thought it was serious at first, ( was making mental notes never to ask ian for anything else for sale lol) then the picture had me in stitches........ even if it was true i would still be laughing .. lmao

 

awesome post..... :D

racing fuel tank !! ..i thought it was one of those recyclable "green" batteries .....

 

cracking post .....nice one jim brightened up a dull wet afternoon in Kazakhstan no end :)

fpmsl quailty thread :rofl:

Brilliant!!

 

Richard:sorcerer: