More like flock of swans

 

came out of work to this mess, all done in a single fly over car was clean before work

:shock:

:shock: Thats harsh...

holy birdshat batman

:D were they American seagulls, looks like theyve been carrying out a bit of shock & awe bombing.

i stood there dumb founded for at least 5 minutes, thought someone had spattered it with paint at first, but a car behind me had a smattering too, they must do synchronized dumping.

Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?

 

A. Don’t ask her out again.

 

 

 

Sorry bud, get a shotgun!!!:)

thats red for you ! attracts birds to shit on em . my old red cav was the same!

That's happened to me once....in a convertible....with roof down....with me in it! Felt like a bucket of concrete had been thrown at me. All over the shop. On the seats, dash, all up the car, in my hair! They'd all taken off from a building at the same time and all decided to empty their bowels.....at the same time! Nice huh!

 

That's happened to me once....in a convertible....with roof down....with me in it! Felt like a bucket of concrete had been thrown at me. All over the shop. On the seats, dash, all up the car, in my hair! They'd all taken off from a building at the same time and all decided to empty their bowels.....at the same time! Nice huh!

 

 

ooh nasty, im so glad it wasnt summer and i'd left the roofs off, its all gone now thankfully the poles do a great car wash.

And there's me thinking of that 1980s pop group.......:x:

Them birds must of had some of StellaZ curry, sorry matey i know its your pride and joy and i mean no hard feeling from this but LOL, that must of been some shitting contest them buggers had...

Them birds must of had some of StellaZ curry, sorry matey i know its your pride and joy and i mean no hard feeling from this but LOL, that must of been some shitting contest them buggers had...

 

yeah the one that did the poop on the little roof panel between the targa and tailgate has some serious problems check that run :rofl:

"sh*t happens":d:)

You lucky *******, best put the lotto on mate.

My sides are hurting from reading this thread!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

And there's me thinking of that 1980s pop group.......:x:

 

me too bud lol