A human will never run as fast as an ant or be as strong relative to their respective bodyweights. I don't know why this is -if anyone knows I'd love to hear the explanation...

This is one factor which made me think smaller engines were to a point more desirable. A smaller car should, other things being equal, handle better and give the driver more 'feel', but there are limits.

 

Also, a larger object has a larger volume relative to it's surface area. This , I thought, would make cooling more of a problem in a larger engine, but as long as the engine doesn't get too hot, this should not make much difference, and as duffer has said, a larger engine has more displacement relative to the mass of engine components, ie. a V8 has one crank but 8 cylinders, a 4-cylinder has a crank also but only 4 cylds.

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella:

Not wholly true. A large dog is pretty vicious, but not as dextrous? as a human. If you can get hold of it's front legs and pull them apart, you will kill it. Also a bloody good kick in it's head would probably do a lot of damage ! The bite strength of a human is also amazing and a lot more than you would expect !

bwhahahahaha now you are just talking plain crap.

What dog i mean a boel boel or a pitbull or a rottweiler, if you can get around one of them bwhahaha dont make me laugh.

fear is a far bigger factor to take into account.

I'm sorry we're not talking about each other's oil leaks, dump valves or beer, but some of like to think in more, abstract, scientific, interesting ways. ;-)

 

 

nelson - lighten up matey, im only having a laugh with ya!!!!!!

 

you of all people should know that you can post bollox just for fun

 

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Originally posted by Nelson MainFella:

Not wholly true. A large dog is pretty vicious, but not as dextrous? as a human. If you can get hold of it's front legs and pull them apart, you will kill it. Also a bloody good kick in it's head would probably do a lot of damage ! The bite strength of a human is also amazing and a lot more than you would expect !

 

Isn't nice of the dog (Great Dane? - similar size) to stop tearing your throat out while you fumble around trying to get a grip on its legs.

 

Like to see you having an arm wrestle with a chimp!

 

Bet Big Roy could arm wrestle a chimp !

 

Can a chimp bench press 200kg ?

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella:

Bet Big Roy could arm wrestle a chimp !

 

Can a chimp bench press 200kg ?

 

An adult chimp would rip off his arms and slap him with the soggy ends before picking its nose and flicking it at someone! (Sorry Roy, no insult intended!!!!!!!!!!)

 

 

I reckon the average chimp strength is usually only compared with the average man, who is a LOT weaker usually than a serious bodybuilder/weight lifter etc.

 

Chimps ARE naturally stronger, but don't forget man has stronger legs than a chimp surely ? Man's upper body is a lot weaker than his lower body because he walks upright, whersas a chimp is mostly on all fours [best position for a woman!].

 

ALSO, you musn't forget, man has a larger **** than any ape/primate, even a gorilla !!

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella:

I reckon the average chimp strength is usually only compared with the average man, who is a LOT weaker usually than a serious bodybuilder/weight lifter etc.

 

Chimps ARE naturally stronger, but don't forget man has stronger legs than a chimp surely ? Man's upper body is a lot weaker than his lower body because he walks upright, whersas a chimp is mostly on all fours [best position for a woman!].

 

ALSO, you musn't forget, man has a larger **** than any ape/primate, even a gorilla !!

 

No chance in hell, an average chimp in the Pillansburg game researve (Sun City Botswana) Has the strength of roughly two fully grown 6foot adults, i know this as i have seen tests regarding it.

An Orangutang has the strengh of 8 fully grown Males.

There is no chance in hell of that happening, period.

thats like saying a 200sx engine is better and more efficient that a VG30DETT

 

Nelson man you make me chuckle!!! First you get all the women on the forum after your blood with some your comments (which I have been reading with HUGE amusement), and now your insulting the c*ck size of a gorilla! Have you got a death wish!?!?!?

 

Isn't it nice that our employers let us get away with this forum fighting during school time!?

 

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what good is having stronger legs in an arm wrestle?!?!

 

 

 

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I feel the need, the need for speed!

 

ROFLMFAO

 

Did you know that the female Hyena has a false c0ck upto 8 inches in length and a false set of bolliox?

 

Also one day a boy will be born that can swim faster than a shark!

 

 

 

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no wonder they are always fooking laughing!!!!

 

LMFAO!!!

 

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I feel the need, the need for speed!

 

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

ROFLMFAO

 

Did you know that the female Hyena has a false c0ck upto 8 inches in length and a false set of bolliox?

 

Also one day a boy will be born that can swim faster than a shark!

 

 

Timmy, I belive that the female Hyenas 'false c*ck' is actually a clitoris (saw a David Attenborough thing a few years ago). See, if all women were as considerate as the hyena us blokes wouldn't get constant nagging about never being able to find it, and they would have something more to show off than a half bitten baked bean!!!

 

 

Big fcuking clitoral region mate that eight inches of dangling sausage! LMFAO

 

I watched it on Steve Leonard the other night. Female Hyena is also the most muscular animal in the wild. Bloke Hyenas are losers!!! ROFL

 

Ace program that.

 

 

 

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Hey! This is cool - the swear filter sucks - no censorship of the word clitoris So anyone who pisses me off now is gonna get called a clitoris instead of a cvnt cos its easier ton read init LMFAO

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Originally posted by andyduff:

Hey! This is cool - the swear filter sucks - no censorship of the word clitoris So anyone who pisses me off now is gonna get called a clitoris instead of a cvnt cos its easier ton read init LMFAO

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

LMFAO

 

What annoys me about the female Hyena is that is it not enough that it's lucky enough to have a strap on in the first place but such a big one at that! Well endowed to say the least.

 

 

 

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The clitoris is an undeveloped penis - like a mans nipples are undeveloped unlike a woman's.

Dear Mrs Turbo

 

May I enquire why your cohabitee turbo-type person seems to think that it is a lucky thing for females to be in possession of a large strap on? Is there something he's into that we'd rather not know about.

 

All replies will be kept in the utmost confidence and will not leave the confines of the attendees of this board and anyone they may ever meet, converse with on the Internet, etc.

 

Yours curiously and slightly disturbed,

 

Mike

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella:

The clitoris is an undeveloped penis - like a mans nipples are undeveloped unlike a woman's.

 

Next time a bird has a go at me I can get away with calling her an immature schlong then? Cool!

 

Then again, I suppose we are all guilty of being juvenile nipples....

 

 

LMAO

 

Yeah good point Mike, I retract the lucky part of the last statement!

 

 

 

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Maybe it's you who are lucky eh, Mr Turbo? Come on, we're all friends here, you can tell us.

Originally posted by Mike Duffy:

Maybe it's you who are lucky eh, Mr Turbo? Come on, we're all friends here, you can tell us.

 

LMFAO

 

Yeah nice one Mikey Mike! You first!

 

I'll give you three of me best marbels and me 77er championship playground conker, I dare yer. LOL

 

 

 

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Maybe Timmys found his own internal G spot!?

Me first for what oh Timski?!!! Aint no man coming near me with his mrs's latex accessories! What kind of man do you take me for?

FFS! Hang on a sec while I just get me code book out. Eh???

 

Off for some scran...

 

 

 

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SCRAN: verb, colloquially used on Anglesey: to receive anal pleasure at the hands of an artificial member.

 

[Edited 'coz can't spell Anglesey!]

 

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