One of the first things that people say to me when they comment about my car is,

"I bet you pull the ladies in that?"

 

Well, errrrrr, NO!

 

Really there are only 2 types of female that go with people becuase of the car.

First are the women who go for the BMW type, because they think that all BMW car really expensive and they think they are going out with a swarve rich twonk. Little do they know that only a very small portion of BMW are expensive and they are driven by fat cats who can store 2 days of food in the folds of thier 3 chins. A new MINI costs more than a new BMW 316.

The second are 16 year olds who think that Neon washers, green neon lights under thier Corsa (Hmmmmm, wonder where they got that idea) and padded seat belts is the Ambrosia of the car world. These people can not hold a conversation greater than, 'What happend on "Friends"' or how much "White Lightning" they can drink before they throw up.

 

No dont pull in my car. I am hardly stationary long enought to hold a converation with anyone when I am in my car.

 

 

Just asking if you lot get asked the same thing?

 

Stuart

Can honestly say that I have never pulled any women in my Zed.

 

 

Anita

u just ruined all my fantasies!!!

Small children shout at me a lot, last night some kid jumped out in front of my car and shouted "do a wheel spin mate" he must have ben about 7

 

some girl (probably about 15) who i had never met tried to get in once,

 

 

Unfortunately men seem more interested in the car than women, maybe if it was pink and fluffy then the girls would be queuing up ?

Originally posted by SRRAE:

One of the first things that people say to me when they comment about my car is,

"I bet you pull the ladies in that?"

 

Well, errrrrr, NO!

 

Really there are only 2 types of female that go with people becuase of the car.

First are the women who go for the BMW type, because they think that all BMW car really expensive and they think they are going out with a swarve rich twonk. Little do they know that only a very small portion of BMW are expensive and they are driven by fat cats who can store 2 days of food in the folds of thier 3 chins. A new MINI costs more than a new BMW 316.

The second are 16 year olds who think that Neon washers, green neon lights under thier Corsa (Hmmmmm, wonder where they got that idea) and padded seat belts is the Ambrosia of the car world. These people can not hold a conversation greater than, 'What happend on "Friends"' or how much "White Lightning" they can drink before they throw up.

 

No dont pull in my car. I am hardly stationary long enought to hold a converation with anyone when I am in my car.

 

 

Just asking if you lot get asked the same thing?

 

Stuart

 

thats got more to do with how you look

 

LMFAO

 

Long gone are those days mate, women have moved on a great deal since the 1950's.

 

In some cases you're making it harder for you to pull!

 

Anyone remember that episode of Top Gear where Clarkson took an orange(I think) Diablo into a shopping centre and was asking all these fit chicks if they would go out with a guy with a car like that?

 

Most of them said no and thought that the driver of a car like that would be very shallow and a dick basically!

 

If I was a kiddy fiddler I would be in my element...I get the same mostly from young lads "****in' Hell!" etc.

 

Usually get mobbed by the BMX brigade in petrol stations locally aswell "Was that the one in Max Power mate?" ROFLMFAO

 

Oh I tell a lie!

 

Some Heffer in the Esso garage in Bangor asked me the other week what the car was. I told her but she didn't suck me off there and then?!?!?!? Oh well!

 

 

 

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Originally posted by AndyP:

Unfortunately men seem more interested in the car than women, maybe if it was pink and fluffy then the girls would be queuing up ?

 

Well change your hairstyle mate .

 

 

 

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KEEP IT SIDEWAYS!

I once pulled a bird(Young Lady)because she thought I owned some fab car.You orta seen her face when she saw my MOGI 1000. But a result in spite of it.The relationship did'nt last long,because she had this off putting habit of taking out both her dentures and putting them on me belly(Puts One Right Off).

 

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Maybe this sums it up;

 

I've got a friend (girl) who said it looked nice when I first picked her up in it. Second time I picked her up in it she said;

 

"it is nice, but your company car (Mondeo) is so much easier to get in and out of............."

 

The moral of this story is, your Zed may impress the birds at first, but only a 4 door Mundaino will keep her coming back.......

 

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Dem. 93ZXTT

 

Live by the sword, die by the sword.....

good job our 300zx is parked next to our red mondeo isnt it

 

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Originally posted by Clarkey:

good job our 300zx is parked next to our red mondeo isnt it

 

Clarkey my son,why don't you ask if you can polish the Mondeo mate? Girlies that are walking past may think it is yours

 

 

 

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KEEP IT SIDEWAYS!

I dunno...you people give us a bad name! LOL

 

 

 

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Denis Leary

Originally posted by vinz:

I once pulled a bird(Young Lady)because she thought I owned some fab car.You orta seen her face when she saw my MOGI 1000.

 

 

Nice one mate

I can just picture the scene LOL

Paul

 

 

 

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I can pull the skin off a rice pudding!

 

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Will be interesting to see if I can pull any men in my ZED

 

I do get quite a few gawpings when I get out of my car as ppl don't think i'll be a woman

 

lots of fun

 

especially when they hear me music (punk rock wooohoo)

 

 

Emmie

And why do you want to pull any men when theres a huge supply here that will cater for your every need

forget the southern possy though with there "no no no nono no limits pump up the volume " dance crap, get yourself up north and come and see the UK Subs with me next month

but dont forget to bring your purse.

Paul

 

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LOL The Nuclear Subs??? FFS mate. They using Zimmer frames to get around the stage like the Pistols and the Stones????

 

 

 

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"Life sucks. Get a F**king helmet, okay?"

Denis Leary

I had a girl flirting with me once & she told me that she liked tall men & men with flash cars!! She came over & started chatting me up because she new I drove the Zed!

She obviously had the depth of a paddling pool!

 

[This message has been edited by shaunmac (edited 02-10-2002).]

As it goes, I did once pull be zed-power ...

 

At the time it was a slightly moth-eaten 260z (which she still has).

 

After the aforementioned "pulling", I was chased by a disgruntled ex-boyfriend armed with a sawn-off shotgun, punched in the face by the same **** (wielding a tyre iron at the time), and after he got sent down I bought a house with her, she went off with one of my mates (ex-mates) and I had to sell the house at enormous loss!

 

So, the moral of this story is ... well, I'll let you make your own minds up. Suffice it to say, don't go there!

 

Things have been much more stable in the Z32 world, I'm happy to report, although I'm not sure that current Missus loves the motor as much as I do .. still, no-one's perfect!!

Originally posted by MAC 1:

Originally posted by Clarkey:

good job our 300zx is parked next to our red mondeo isnt it

 

Clarkey my son,why don't you ask if you can polish the Mondeo mate? Girlies that are walking past may think it is yours

 

 

 

so u thought I was joking?

 

as a matter of fact, i didn clean it the other day with my new autoglym, it looks rather nice now, very shiny

And as for the girls walking past, not very many will be, as u can see i live at the bottom of a cul-de-sac.

 

 

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Originally posted by Ajay:

Can honestly say that I have never pulled any women in my Zed.

 

 

Anita

 

Bugger! The pictures i could of had in my head right now!

I've got a friend who we had a bit of a fling once, and she described the Z on first seeing it as 'beautiful'. But was a bugger for everytime she was in it, asking if we could do doughnuts!

 

Cool girl.

 

 

 

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passengers....'