General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Doctor's Notes Actual doctor's comments on patients' charts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day, the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient refused an autopsy. T…

Never A list of things you should never do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. Never share a foxhole with someone who is braver than you are. Never argue with a woman when she's tired. Never argue with a woman when she's rested. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight! Never decide to buy anything while listening to the salesman. …

One Liners One of the classic forms of humor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open. Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead? I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it. Take e…

Just been with the family what a fookin amazing experience :cool: I know I am showing off :rolleyes: BUT I wanted to say if you have not done it and get the chance DO NOT LET IT PASS BY UNBELIEVABLE :cool: :cool: :nana2:

> In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through > stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: > > > ======================== > > > On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom):- > > "Do not turn upside down." > > > (Well...duh, a bit late!) > > > ========================== > > > On Pick 'n Pay's peanuts:- > > "Warning: Contains nuts." > > > (Talk about a news flash) > > > =========================== > > > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:- > > "Do not dri…

TVR are to close their UK factory and move production abroad. I’m sure not everyone here is that keen on TVRs, but I shall be said to see this move. Least TVR was something to be proud of, producing raw sports cars rather than the lack luster geriatric design of the Max Power designed Rover range which, thankfully, have been banished for the time being. But felt sorry for the workers that built the cars at Longbridge. Same now is happening with TVR, but at least the cars remain in production. But they are becoming less and less British as time goes on. Now owned by a Russian, built overseas. Sad. :( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6062084.stm

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you guys will love this type ur name in the box and hit enter :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: http://www.callme.nm.ru

not quite yet tho :cry:

Hi, I'm James's girlfriend and I'm desperately looking for a 2005 or 2006 mid grey Ford Mondeo for a photo shoot. The advert is for Transport for London and is about safer driving. we have £500 to give you as a fee if you are interested. we need the car for 3 different shots spanning 2 days in central London - i'm not yet sure when this will be, but it is likely to the on the sunday, monday or tuesday at the end of October. if you have the right car, or know of friends or family that have, then please can you call me on 07778 764863 as soon as possible. A photograph of the car can be sent to mail@louloulocations.com. Please feel free to forward this email on. …

Nearly there :shock:

I want to order a stack of parts from one of the US suppliers. Does anybody know what I would have to pay in various duties when it all arrives? Is there a simple % of the total cost I need to pay?, and do you pay the shipping company the duties or do you pay someone else.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ....... times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, …

i have been looking for a new cinema system and came across the panasonic SC-HT880W http://www.cnet.com.au/hometheatre/homecinemakits/0,239028686,240056780,00.htm every where is sold out. i really want a system like this because the rear speakers are wireless and i dont have to have wires everywhere. is anyone selling one or know where i can get it

http://www.magiaontour.com/videos/UEFA_Champions_League_-_official_theme.html its got me in the mood for the footy tonight! come on barca...lets do them again!

Hiya bud hows it hangin? :D

A colleague of mine built this a few years ago for his kids (did a production run of 6! edit- 6 cars, not 6 kids :) ). Being made from aluminium, it'll probably last longer than a real Landy! Anyway, it's now for sale if anyone wants it... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=003&item=130036929731&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 Mark

ive tried looking on the forums but cant find out what happened, i havent been on here too much lately but why was chunk banned? i thought he done alot for this club?

Hi, Just need to know why the connector is 40 pin but the ribbon cable is 80? Is it not just pin 1 to pin 1, 2 to 2 etc? Cheers Vijay

Don't know if anyone can help me- I need a video clip and/or a sound clip of a seal barking. It's for a work-related prank- my work blocks websites like Putfile, but if anyone has something suitable please can you let me know! (I've already been searching and can't find anything remotely useful- clips are typically promo or poor quality) Cheers, Mark

Saw one of these on the way to work today. Think it was a 53 reg but I thought it looked amazing. Looked much better than the elises I've seen, shame its a vauxhall though. I'd love one just to thrash about it. Girls car tho int it really ;)

What the hell is going on guys? Only nine people have bothered to show any kind of interest by voting in the south east forum on what we should do and where we should go. Now I know full well there is a damn sight more than nine people in the south east from this forum so get yourselfs part of it and join in with the club! Need to change this place from being an internet club to being in the real world! http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=81956 http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=81961

:rofl: Terrible the man should change the T-shirt and hang up the leather http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdNCLyirE :slap:

If it's not bad enough at the start wait till jordan starts singing lol :shock: :hurl: :rofl: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html

On my way back from work today saw 2 of these sexy motors. Shame they still cost so bloody much! Must be the most expensive and classy looking of all the big jap cars dont you think? I love em!