General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Trust me this actually happend. A friend of my mums, was in Las Vegas on a honeymoon recently, whislt on the game floor with her new husband, she found out she had run out of cigs, she went to the lift to go to her room and get some more. She got into the lift and press 11th floor, it got to the 4th floor, and stopped, when the doors opened, she saw two very big blacks guys in leather coats and a smaller guy. to whicj they joined her in the lift As she was alone she felt intimidated and shuffled to the left side of the lift. As the doors closed, she hoped and prayed that the lift would go to her floor so she could get out. The lift did nothing. she then heard a v…

Bring it on :tongue:

http://www.scratchesandscuffs.com/main.htm looking for some alloy wheel paint & came across this? :rolleyes:

:shock: You could never envisage this happening.

Dont know if it's been posted before but i like it. PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered? Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: IF WOMEN DRINK ... BEER Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. MIXED DRINKS - NO UMBRELLAS E.G.;…

Buggers nearly got me with this one. I was half-heartedly bidding on an item on ebay a few days ago which in the end I didnt win. a day or so later I got an email, supposedly from ebay, saying that the winner of that item had cancelled his bid and that the seller was giving me a second chance offer. the email looked 100% official as i have received genuine ones of these before. there's a link to follow if you decide to buy the item at your maximum bidding price. luckily i queried the fact that the seller was willing to offer a laptop, which in the end went for £330, to me for my maximum bid (£60 - i did say i was half-heartedly bidding on it!) i checked the bidding hi…

he's on to a winner here Discriminav: The world's first racist navigation system

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=55293&highlight=1000+posts fookin brill night that was lol

hey everyone, my zeds in the autotrader at the mo, just recieved a pathetic e-mail from someone who obviously hasn't read the ad or even looked at the pics, they have asked me the most ridiculous questions as well as the ones that can be answered by reading the ad. BUT the language they've used and the wording almost makes it seem like a generic e-mail that could be sent to anyone with an ad on autotrader. in fact it sounds like an old nigerian ebay scammer that tried to buy my old car off e-bay!!! is it just me? what do you guys think? heres the mail Hello, My Name is Jayne Allan,I came across your ads,it really what i have been searching and i will …

fao chewie, kersh, irishboy@hisz, royztt, and all other ni and si owners we have talked about a meet for long enough lets try making a date and go with it what comes to mind is SUNDAY 19TH MARCH 12PM at a location to be decided depending on who is interested maybe dublin newry carlow midlands etc this is the bank hol we

yep, thats right....Girls Aloud :dance: :nana2: :dance:

Recently, a company hired several cannibals to increase their > diversity, "You are all part of our team now", said the Human > Resources rep during > the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go > to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees." > > The cannibals promised they would not. > > Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and > I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the > whole company's performance. However, one of our admin assistants has > disappeared…

i bet guys would now have a reason as to why they spend soooo much time in the bathroom! :rofl:

some new idea from richmond council to make folks pay more for parking based on car type...its big news on the BBC web site the thing that irks me seeing as i have 4 kids and a people carrier is its far more efficient to have a 7 seater car full than a smart car with 1 yoghurt knitting, eco friendly tree-hugging i collect my own f@rts for central heating kind of liberal....who will then no-doubt after parking for free jet off to a far flung country after an evening drinking imported wine and cocaine from south america....talk about food miles and hypocracy :rolleyes: rant over to you lot now

For the photoshop guru's out there. I want to make some text (which will be quite large) appear metallic, or at the very least gradiated to fade from greys to white. Trouble is I'm not entirely sure how to do this! Any help or pointers would be much appreciated :) Cheers, Leigh

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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. The medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act and he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, so I believe you…

DATING RITUALS WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date : You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insist on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You al…

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Just been sent this by a mate. Funny. A radio station in Ireland ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moment in listener's lives. The final four were: 4th Place While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'if you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willy last nigh…

> > > > > 1. there is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and > width, thus varying the quality of play > > 2. pitches vary from the well grassed to the completley bald > > 3. remember, it is possible to score at both ends > > 4. tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground > owner > > 5. be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of > premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a > council dumping ground > > 6. only some grounds offer five a side facilities > > 7. dont ever make public your desi…

...big thanks to the pork driving twonk who pulled out at on me on the roundabout straight into the outside lane (dual carriageway)...was he surprised when he saw me 1 foot from his rear bumper.....even more so when i undertook him (usual arrogant king of the road i'm not pulling over after almost wiping you out kind of thing...why do they do that?)...still £65k wasnt such a waste of dosh he did afterall get a new style pop up spoiler and a snazzy looking S badge for his money....:p

i bought some great f1 dvd sets ,top quality http://www.formulaonestuff.com :dance:

electronic banking in monopoly! :smash: that will surely sort out the cheating that goes on...iv never trusted the banker...always a shifty looking fooker! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Guy called Dave says to his boss.. "I know everybody in the world.." His boss says.. "Yeah right..no way" Dave says.. "I do, just choose someone, anyone at all and I bet I know them" "OK then, Tom Cruise, bet ya dont know him" Dave says. "Oh yes I do" So they get on a plane, fly to Hollywood and make their way to Tom Cruise' house and Dave bangs on the door. Tom Cruise opens the door and says.. "Oh wow, Dave, how you doing man, come on in for a beer, lets chat and catch up on old news" After they come out the boss says.. "Well that was pretty cool, but maybe a bit lucky" So Dave says.. "OK then, pick an…