Recently, a company hired several cannibals to increase their

 

> diversity, "You are all part of our team now", said the Human

 

> Resources rep

 

during

 

> the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go

 

> to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

 

>

 

> The cannibals promised they would not.

 

>

 

> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard

 

and

 

> I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the

 

> whole company's performance. However, one of our admin assistants has

 

> disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

 

>

 

> The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

 

>

 

> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the

 

> others, "Which one of you idiots ate the admin assistant?" A hand rose

 

> hesitantly.

 

>

 

> "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating

 

> managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and

 

eat

...a worker.

Recently, a company hired several cannibals to increase their

 

> diversity, "You are all part of our team now", said the Human

 

> Resources rep

 

during

 

> the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go

 

> to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

 

>

 

> The cannibals promised they would not.

 

>

 

> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard

 

and

 

> I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the

 

> whole company's performance. However, one of our admin assistants has

 

> disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

 

>

 

> The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

 

>

 

> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the

 

> others, "Which one of you idiots ate the admin assistant?" A hand rose

 

> hesitantly.

 

>

 

> "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating

 

> managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and

 

eat

 

> someone who actually does something..............................

> someone who actually does something..............................

cheers Dave :cool:

do cannibals think clowns taste funny?