General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Who underwrites the discounted policy that Houghton have for members and has anyone ever had to claim on it.

I thought this was the 300zx.co.uk club... not comedy 101 :D

Was walking on the pavement at the side of the road, about 3 metres in front there was a woman walking also. Some pr!ck in a Saxo decided to drive into the slush/snow at the side (deliberately I might add!) & soaks me and the woman from head to toe :mad:. I felt more for the woman than myself although my leather jacket is probably fooked! One good thing though is that I know the car, it belongs to a student in the department in which I work, so I rekon he's gonna have a flat tyre or two pretty soon! either that or a :mac1:

... because their forum email is bouncing back to my admin account :- Tooley - sorted Jay_300zx rh001h1424 http://www.marcp Johnny - venom-motorsport@lineone.net - sorted http://www.foster http://www.yewcheck - sorted chris@cbcox aggienash turkey_isabird kdnw42914 neilrandall6340 westwight There will be more. Please, please fix the problems Ta Andy

I have found a very nice NA V6 Z31 - I am very tempted at the moment - has anyone had any experience of the non-turbo 2+2 - i.e. driving experience, reliablilty etc. Aaron

Hi there fellow Nissaners . Im new to the forum .. you may have seen the thread re vs body kit ... Ive got a pair of v low mieleage turbos available to some one .. can you guys use them at all they are minto cond with the elbows ...came of my GTR at 38k and they are as tight as a .... cheers Gary

XTT - professional newbie 1,003 Robtor - Registered User 621 stevo - Registered User 534 markstevens - Registered User 497 blackzx/sussex - Registered User 463 Peter Hood - Registered User 268 WELL???? DO YOU????? :xxx: :D:D:D ;) Its only £20 ffs.....

Im going up to Birmingham today in my PUG 106, and im hopping to see a few 300zx's about on the road - so if you see a green P reg Pug, flashing insanly at you, its me - be friendly!!!!!! I do have the obligitary 300zx.co.uk sticker in the back window :bow: :duffer: Selly Oak massive :duffer:

:rofl: :hyper: :rofl: http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/moon.htm

This can be done - it takes about 20 mins to work out or 15 mins if your clever like me ;) In a street there are 5 houses painted 5 different colors. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 homeowners each drink a different beverage, smoke a different brand of cigar, and keep a different pet. The question is: Who keeps the fish? HINTS: 1. The Brit lives in the red house. 2. The Swede has a dog. 3. The Dane drinks tea. 4. The green house is on the left of the white house. 5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. 6. The person who smokes pall mall has birds. 7. The owner of the yellow house s…

Long winded but worth a read. Well it made me chuckle :D ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few Very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors Have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After Your consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true geneti…

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop. The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her…

>No wonder we never understand each other > >GIRL'S DIARY > >Sunday 11th May 2003 > >Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went >shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late >so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I > >suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued >and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through > >dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem >to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew >that something w…

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback-lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them clim…

Just installing Windows XP Home, Office XP Pro and Norton Internet Security 2004 Pro on a friends new computer for him. So far I've had to download: 97.4mb in the first load of Windows Updates 52mb in the second load of Windows Updates ??mb coming in the third/fourth loads of Windows Update 23mb for Norton System Works 4mb in the first load of Office Update 50mb in the second load of Office Update ??mb coming in the third load of Office Update Plus whatever else needs downloading. Reckon on being close to 300mb by the time I've got up to date drivers for everything. Can you imagine having to deal with that with a modem?

Ok Stuart its time to show how good you really are :D The idea of this thread is that people come up with situations and Stuart (aka SRRAE) comes up with the 'what happened there?' answer :D Easy really... No offence Stu, just wanna see how good you really are ;)

Why do garages always quote Mr Joe Public a price for something excluding VAT?? :mad: Most of their customers are not VAT registered companies but individuals so cant claim it back - so why do they give you the net figure??? I wouldn't expect Mr Newsagent down the road to say his mars bars were 29p plus VAT...so why are garages so different?? Just a gripe ;) Pete

GIRL'S DIARY Sunday 11th May 2003. Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again…

Try driving an auto FFS - you'll never want a manwell again in most cases - ppl in this country are so narrow minded - Christ, even the yanks are ahead of us on this 1 !! Manwells suit track cars/kit cars IMHO. The 300ZXTT suits an autobox, being a large GTO. Unless you are drag racing or going for a top speed record, buy an auto - so much easier, and faster to 100MPH. Is changing gears fun FFS :rolleyes: - if it is, u r seriously sad :tongue: :rofl: How many are going to mod to a BHP which the autobox can't cope with - not many I reckon - it costs too much. So, get a life and buy MY auto :nono:

http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2430/The_car_you_drive.doc LOL at the Porker

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some examples that have been heard or reported: ________________________ Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em." ________________________ On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance…

It's looks like the 24hr karting is going ahead and I have been fleasing everyone at work. However, I would like to over the opportunity to everyone here to sponsor the Zmen. For those of you that would like to sponsor, unless you would prefer to sponsor a specific person, you can sponsor the team as a whole. I don't know if this thread can be made in to a sticky but after the event, I will post my address. 24 hour Go Karting Endurance Race starts on Friday Feb 27th 2004 @7.00pm @ Fast Lane Karting King St, Fenton, Stoke-On-Trent. The team charity will be Cheethams childrens ward NHS ward 110 . they look after children with difficult illnesses i…

If any of the Karting team havent yet sent their payment for the event this weekend please E mail me or Cos otherwise their may be a problem with entry

We have just recieved this and we have not done much work since :D :D goto http://henriluoma.net/pingu/ click left button to start same again to wack :rofl: # are highest is @ the moment 588.88 :dance: :dance: have fun cheers Dave

Has anyone got any pics of these on a Zed? Was thinking of changing mine, but would like a look at a few before I spend the money. Cheers. Bri.