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Heh heh I've been hearing that for 3 weeks now..... Let's wait 'til we get them back first, then we can organise something David

how about a west lothian mini meet one night ? would be nice to meet the local zed owners as I'm not going to make it to Crail

1. Get my (hopefully fixed) car back from CRD :rolleyes: 2. New wheels. 3. Attend some meets. 4. Convince someone that they ought to set up a specialist Zed garage in Scotland - preferably near my house :) Eh, thats it.

Ah, you remember me then Paul :) I would say it was people with common sense - what else can you buy for less than 5k that - does 160mph+ - looks great - is loaded with toys - has a targa roof - and can be found with less that 50k on the clock - barely run in. Feckin' bargain - everyone should have one.

Don't waste time. Take the box to a mate's house who has a working system. Swap the boxes under the TV. If your box still doesn't work, bin it and get a replacement from eBay. Dave (ex Sky IT) :)

Pull a pig competition. Extra points for - public displays of affection - threesomes - pulling her mum too

Missed some verses...... Yogi has a little car....Panda, Panda... Yogi does it in the fridge... Polar, Polar...

Tazer the mutt the next time he stares at you - that'll show him who's boss.

Hi, saw you on the Newbridge roundabout heading towards A8 Airport. Gave you a wave as I went off up the M9 slip in a black, ahem, Mondeo. Sure you had club logo on the window. You won't catch me out with the zed in that weather.......... !

Captain Pugwash Master Bates and Roger the Cabin Boy

Sheer genius. That takes cheesey to a whole new level. but... eh... I'm humming it already

Well someone had to......

Yeh, lost it with the baby thing for me

Going west past Linlithgow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA

You found out that you are a lesbian trapped in a man's body ?

Just like buses, don't see one for ages, then two. Going past my house. 1. Heading towards Mid Calder - Blue, G Reg, Auto, Wednesday PM 2. Heading from Mid Calder - Black, Body Kit, High Wing, Possibly SWB, Thursday just before 9AM

Blue Zed, high wing, 99 spec lights, looked like stainless steel exhausts. You were past me before I noticed you. Wains were running the opposite way, so no chance of stopping you. Looked like you were enjoying a cruise with the roof off !

"When I said I like it from behind, that's not what I meant"

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Aye. 1. Funkysi 2. diddy_p 3. lymon 4. paul300zx 5. suffolkzx 6. markgixxer750 7. cybernet 8. chunk 9. stevie007 10. Lampshader 11. Mark 12 tizer 13 techstar 14 Lets Drift 15 hovis 16 piesoup 17 DGM 18 davidlyall258

Hermiston Gate also v. handy for me. Had my Zed two days and still smiling. Looking forward to meeting some other owners. Is that in the car park at the retail park ?

Real men just pluck nose hair ........

Don't drink and drive......... you might spill some.

Fingures crossed it was was "one careful japanese lady owner" !!!!!!