Paul C

you found out its really not butter :rofl:

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/ scroll down to All Knowledge on Internet!! :D british supercar press release form is funny too :rofl:

oh & uncut version of Duran Duran's girls on film! ;)

oh yes! :bow:

penguins are living in your loft space

LOL! thought you would like that!! :D tho TBH, the 65 biturbo V12 is just such a responsive lump for a turbo engine its unbelievable!! (tho i do believe it cos iv driven one! :D ) :bow:

yes mate, apparenty the highest powered NA V8 in europe!

LOL, no - i meant the merc is limited!!!!

they had to electronically limit that torque figure to stop them blowing the gearboxes apart LOL!! :eek:

cool, will be great to see how this performs!!! :bow: what sort of figures are the 20g's capeable of??

hmm, wonder if the new AMG 6.3 will fit??? LOL :D

mike, didnt you have probs with air demand on your 18g's? did you enlarge the piping & get it dynoed again?

yes ;) :D

iv got it in my car, prob the best mod iv done! iv got the old style adjustable system, gives you wet, dry, 10%, 15%, 20% & off settings, the new ones can come with a digital adjuster which allows for more fine tuning of the settings, as well as being able to configure it without a laptop IIRC. Launch is a bit of a gimmick IMO & didnt bother with it after trying one. full throttle shift is an interesting option with a manual & would be good for racing down the strip!!

stock nissan measurements: N/A = 0.0006 - 0.0014 TT = 0.0010 - 0.0018

LOL! that should read thousandths of an inch, you obviously dont want a 3 thousand inch clearance!! :D

inches (thousands of) 0.003 = 3thou

LMAO!!! :rofl:

from Z1's website: http://www.z1motorsports.com/PDFs/Wisecopistons.pdf

happy birthday :duffer:

around £14-£15k including buying price i would guess

husband comes home from the pub & walks into his bedroom where his wife is with a sheep under his arm & says "this is the pig i have to shag when you dont want sex" the wife says "your drunk & i think you'll find thats a sheep" husband says "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!" :rofl:

LOL! as opposed to women that have no jobs but tell their men "well cleaning the house is like a full time job", cant drive to save thier life, spend ££££'s in hair salons & look the fookin same as when they went in, wear tight clothing then ask "does my bum look big in this??" (we all think - course it does love - youve got a fat ass!) & think they ARE real women!! :x: :p

keep out of the sun, or use sunblock!! :D

LOL! in retaliation: A blonde is having trouble doing her jigsaw puzzle & turns to her husband & says "hunny, could you help me with this jigsaw, its supposed to be a tiger" the husband sighs & replies "put the Frosties back in the f*cking box love" :rofl: