old git

Lets be on the safe side then & just ban em all ;)

Cars are also referred to in the same sentence as sport, and they kill (or should I say their drivers) more people in this country than guns ever do. The gun is just a tool that in the wrong hands (like cars) can take life just as easy as a box of matches & a gallon of petrol. We all live in a country with constant threats of terrorism by psychopaths that our government felt the need to open the floodgates to, even the wife of one of these psychopaths said on the news last week that her husband was innocent, its a worry when his own wife don't know what terrorist activites her (doctor) husband gets up to. OK not all of that race are terrorists, but if their own familys don't know what they get up to how the hell can we tell???. The way I've seen things going in this country over the past few years we may all need guns just for our own protection soon, as the whole justice system is far too soft on the real criminals, and far too hard on the poor ol guy doing 55mph on a 50 limit at 3.00am :rant:

They did a few years back and its just got worse since. Even Tony Martin, the old Norfolk farmer shot two pikeys with an illegally held 12 gauge, but his pupose of owning the gun was for protection,, just a shame his aim was out on the second guy. You will NEVER stop gun crime, its here to stay, just like our immigration problem, guns don't kill people, people kill people. Take away their gun & they will find another method of killing. What is it with guys & guns :confused: maybe its some culture thing, seems a very large number of gun crimes on crimewatch monthly now days. Bring back national service I say, show em how to use & respect weapons, show em discipline and teach em what respect is all about, But that will never happen either. Verdict, most of us will have to bring our kids up and live alongside these lazy low life dangerous scum, as more will follow :headvswal Forget the Nat Serv,, just hang em all :rant:

Yeh, they do this now, but years ago, before the days that you had to get a permit to wipe ya ass, they didn't :confused: so, you get a copper who don't know his cars trying to nick ya for ''no seat belts'' in an X reg car that is actually a 57 :headvswal

Years ago when a secondhand vehicle was shipped to UK and registered, it had the letter of the year it was reistered here and was not put on age related plate. IE- a 1957 vehicle bought in from USA in 1981 would go on an X reg, but in the log book it would state in a seperate section ''previously reistered and/or used overseas, but declared manufactured 1957''. What I need to know is, would the, seat belts and all the stuff a 57 vehicle would be exempt from on an MOT still apply to those vehicles? or would the declared date have to be proved first, then put on an age related plate before getting the early vehicle exempt privileges?

:eek: I did it years ago and they did an insection on the car the plate was coming off at the local DVLA office, but not the car I put it on, maybe things have changed. I never checked out the VIN on the old Jag I bought (just for the plate) but lucky enough it all checked out at the local office OK,, easy way to rip someone off though I guess.

Typical of our NHS. And to think that slob Prescott gets in hospital with a cold,, he wants to have what Ive got right now, ''Man Flu'' thats the worse kind one can get ;) and I have to work on a Sunday with it :D

In hospital with a chest infection :xxx: :xxx: the big fat tart, lets hope its nothing trivial. Wonder what the waiting times are for getting into hospital with a bloody cold?? :confused: bring the pig to me I have a cure :smash: :smash:

And I would clean it up after ya rather than watch BB crap.

ABSOLUTE CLASSICS :bow: wish they had made more. Got em all on Vid & DVD when that big bro crap starts again I'll be watching them for the 100th time :D

Trust me, you don't want to :D

Buddy, your right, its just a crazy world, maybe Im just being a little too paranoid, but my youngest is 13 years so, as you can see Im really looking forward to the next few years ;)

Just what Scrawni wanted to hear,, normal/decent/hardworking people with less than half a brain take the stuff, so that makes it OK then? :nono: Wait till the worry starts when your daughter reaches 13-14 :headvswal

You should be very proud of her,, I've got 3 daughts, the oldest 22 years. I would die for any one of them, but, all you can do is your best, which it seems you have done. My 18 year old daughter has just seen the true colours of one of her best friends, I could not belive what she told me about that friend I thought was a little angel :( Wish they was all 2 year olds at times,,, they've made me go grey. :cry:

Paddy was caught on CCTV taking a ton of shingle and 10 bags of sand :rofl:

If you had sex every day for a whole year, then melted down the 365 condoms to make a tyre, What Would You Call It??????? A FOOKIN ''GOOD YEAR!!'' :rofl:

I agree. Had shotguns & airguns since I was very young for clays and target shooting. My 3 daughters have been bought up to respect and use them since a very young age too. The downside is they are all better shots than me now ;)

A married couple were laying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her ''Jack n Danny''. He did this a few times but only for a very short time each time. He would then stop and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further. She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked ''what are you doing taking your clothes off?'' The wife replied, ''you were playing with my Jack n Danny! I thought it was fore-play to stimulate making love with you tonight.'' The husband said, ''NO, not at all'' the wife then asked, ''well, what the hell were you doing then?'' the husband replied, ''I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

Beware of diesel & oil spills on rounabouts....... Beware of Volvo drivers....... Remember you have TWO wheels..... And if you see a speed camera make sure your within the limit, or so far over it won't register :wack: And hurry up n get a car,, there a bit safer :x: but less fun :smash:

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, ''you know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, it would taste much better if you bought one at a time.'' The Irishman replies, ''well you see, I have two brothers, one is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin, when we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.'' The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way, he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each one of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, ''I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.'' The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. ''OH NO'' he says, ''everyone is fine, its me... ''.. I've quit drinking!!''

Me Too, I guess the good life he's had over the past few years made him a little sloppy. Pfister was one mean mother though, SO hungry for it, don't think I have ever seen a guy try so hard in WSM in the past. I would love to know what happened to Savickas though, sure he could do em both if he tried :smash:

:wack: :xxx: Lost all me money :cry:

Thats the guy I was thinking of, not seen him in WSM for a while :bow:

Anyone else following it?, my moneys on Pudzianowski for Fridays final he seems unbeatable :bow: Does anyone know the name of the guy that was runner up when Pudzi first took the title? 2/3 years ago I think.

Maybe your right, I thought JDs engine was the one used in tanks and not the more poweful 27 ltr Spitfire lump. 72 was a long time ago :confused: but I do remember RR taking him to court,, think the cars in spain now.