Everything posted by Funkysi
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What REALLY grinds your gears?
Yeah, reality TV and forum members who screw other forum members over, especially ones that bullshit about their level of skill and then go running when thy f&^k their work up! :rofl:
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What REALLY grinds your gears?
A 'few' of my pet hates: - People that throw litter out of their car windows or when walking along the pavement/other public places. The UK is one big trashcan; it seems little or no people have any respect for the country they live in. - People that spit (usually chavs) in public - People that drive along with their mirrors folded in - People that drive along with their rear wiper going....when it's not raining - People that sit in the middle lane of the motorway overtaking nothing but cats eyes - Undercar neon lights - LED washer jets - DTM alloy bi-plane/mechano/ironing board rear spoilers - Lexus lights - 'Lambo' doors - Seatbelt harness pads (on regular seat belts) - Chrome wiper blades - Viper wings - Lower back tattoos - Happy Hardcore - Christmas - Sprouts - Peas - Mushrooms - Stringy/lumpy onions - Slough - Chavs - Football car flags (clip-to-window ones) - Chv txt spk, - People that spell the word like or night with a y in it (lyk or nyt), seriously, WHY???? - People that wear shorts and flips flops in the middle of winter. - Tabloid newspapers - Porn sites with too many pop ups - The M4 bus lane - When you haven't pulled your peice out quickly enough or correctly and piss down the front of your trousers.....at a motorway service station so everyone can witness your shame and embarrassment. - Washroom hand driers (apart from some of the new ones).
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325hp BEAST!!!!! just for Funky
Look again. The size of the disks is tiny. Looks like it's got those shitty plastic ebay caliper covers.
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pcd problem
10" wide @ ET26? You're going to need to do some SERIOUS arch work to get those to fit. Fronts shouldn't be a problem. BTW, that's offset, not PCD. PCD is the bolt pattern.
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Knight Rider
Damn, the black wheels ruin it!
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Why hasn't this sold???
It is bad, really bad, but these are far worse! Awful hideousness going on right here! Alloy DTM spoilers are utterly grotesque... So are these nasty things! :hurl: :hurl::hurl: :hurl::hurl::hurl:
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325hp BEAST!!!!! just for Funky
Missed the decimal place. 32.5bhp What an abortion! Mind you, some people fit those types of bodykits to their Z32s....
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Only in America
Sure is. 'Women; know your place'. :)
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Only in America
She's probably in the local correctional facility with her buddies.
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Double *****cks with a cherry on top!!!
That sump I fitted? Boo! :( Gutted mate, sorry to hear that! Hope you can get it sorted soon. If ya need a hand, just shout!
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Only in America
Blurgh! :hurl: Mind you, there's nothing really to do of any worth in Indianna anyway. May as well go and shag ya' Granny! :rofl: I bet they live Gary! Crime capital of the northern United States!
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New seat covers, what do you guys think?
Don't waste your time with the vinyl covers, get the leather ones. MUCH nicer feel, look AND smell. :)
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Out with my mate and then...
Yeah, you are. ;) It's absolutely hideous. From the fray bentos wheels to the nasty cheese grater viper wings. It represents everything that is so very wrong with Z modification. Those rear lights are nasty, bodykit is revolting, the christmas-cake-icing skirts, the catfish front bumper, Gillette rear spoiler, the klingon-head bonnet and the paint. It's all dreadfully cheesy and seriously tasteless. :)
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Out with my mate and then...
Probably hiding from that revolting sight. :rofl:
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Henry to miss world cup after drugs scandal
Have absolutely ZERO interest in football, but that's really funny! :duffer:
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Out with my mate and then...
Yes.
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Tapping from Engine
Think it has something to do with the neutral switch. When the car is out of gear, the engine's timing is changed. This is partly controled by the pressure on the springs in the little control unit. So you'll find it's quieter on idle. Run a test. Disconnect the VTC solenoid plugs, rev it a few times and see if it goes.That rev range is when the variable timing control works and can make a rattle if the springs are faulty. The VTC solenoid plugs are located at the nearside rear of the plenum, grey 2 pin oval plug and the offside front of the plenum close to the power steering resovoir (same plug).
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Tapping from Engine
Most like the VVT springs.
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Tapping from Engine
So it's happening at 2 periods then? On idle and when above 2,000rpm??
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FTAO Baz
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This is awful! -->- Out with my mate and then...
You just wonder what's in the gene pool!- Out with my mate and then...
Actually, it reminds me of this....- Out with my mate and then...
What a shitter! - Out with my mate and then...