JaysZed

ok i have just called the local nut house and there prepared to do a collection service all we need now is chunk and macs addresses neil on the other hand he can stay coz he made me giggle

thank god i havent upset anyone enogh to have the psp treatment yet

my poison of chice would be peroni (nastro azzurro) or jack daniels

i think it might look good but be 100% sure thats the look you want wouldnt mind having the same as i think it would look go on a white zed

back on the drink i never came off the drink lol erm noooooooooooooooooo im not an alcoholic i promise

funky i could not agree more pax chav comic has really got a lot to answer for they encourage behaviour not fit for the roads and can someone please explain the point of sitting in a carpark with however many tw$%s trying to have the loudest stereo the doing dumbass donuts burnouts etc when you havent really got the car to do it in at the end of the day we being (relatively) sensible drivers have to bear the brunt of this stupidity with high insurance prices etc but hey i guess my opinions are just mine so i think i will have to try and live with it rant over (again) lol

thats is stirrer has joined in only joking mate i just love winding people up

wow that must have been some serious g-forces buddy lol unlike my lady who goes from 0-naughty in 1 millisecond

i have worked with engines or vehicles os some description since i left school and would not want to work in any other field of employment well maybe a body guard for kylie

imo lambo doors really do not suit the zed but we all have our own tastes

good good wouldnt want to start upsetting people

:bow: :bow: all i got to say to you after that is you GIT just hope some day mine will be half as good as yours :x: :x: :x:

would like to do mine at some point but need to sort everything else out first (shes smoking more than a chimney at times) then look at what to do first bling or performance upgrades :headvswal :headvswal

just enough time to blink and fart then thats got to feel goooooooooooooooooood

sounds like a plan now all we need is a dashing hero (considers himself) and a damn good story

me rude not at all it just an extention of laughing my ass off =lmao lmmfao = laughing my muther fekin ass off hope you didnt take offence

looking good must have taken quite a long time to do

erm good shot for a first post not even a hi im me pleased to meet you but hey each to there own hopefully someone can help

ok looks strange but wtf will happen in the rain psp's please this will be funny

hmmm chunk as Dr Evil ok that i can see but whos going to be the bond girl any suggestions

and i guess you think that was funny lmmfao

:rofl: :rofl: and its about time you subscribed lol :rofl: :rofl:

well i drive a 1980 ford fiesta 1.1 with nos

im sorry to say but white zeds are not fridges freezers or any other domestic appliance they are just faster more unique oh yeah and they are just white ok mac's zed is red but thats the exception to the rule

ive got a jap spec and have no trouble filling it up just put the nozzle half way in and its all good never get a smell of petrol in the car