JaysZed

and i was proud of getting to 300

my lady wants her own zed which is ok but we hace 2 problems shes 19 and she hasnt even got a driving license pmsl only problem is she wants blue to purlpe flip zed ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

ok so now you have your fingers stuck you stupid boy

astras im not here for the rest of the day but email me at crazychef@hotmail.co.uk and i will send you the pulse jet plans although you will need autocad to read them properly

ok someone has had to many fizzy pops to not understand 20 from 100 = 80 jeez and i though i was dumb (scratches head looks worried arghhhhhhhhhhh im going to hide from my own shaddow)

cant see me in a 2cv sorry but thanks fr the offer and i am no longer selling my zed

bollards i aint got sky

ps i also have the plans somewhere for building pulse jets (kindly supplied by another member)

ok in answer to the question about gas pressure it is a pulse jet and when you start it (by forcing air through it) when the gas ignites it pulls more air in behind it therefore giving a constant supply of moving air through the tube and subsequently it give thrust and finally forward movement

i spent £2.50 on an air freshener does that count

what channel is moto on???

but only because i havent had enough beer yet and cant be bothered with it i guess it was a 1.1 fiesta aswell

as much as i would love to get drawn into the fiesta thing hey im not going to oops

feck ar5e w@nk n gobshite to ya dangerous dave does your mummy know your up past your bed time only one person on here needs banning matey and thats you

nice sig and avatar i also have chunk to thank for my sig that guy is a star

you guys really make me laff its so good to see you can all take these psp's in the spirit there meant lets hope i master using it soon hehehehehehehehe

you must really really love yourself indian but well i supose someones got t luv ya and i sure aint gonna be me :rofl: :rofl: :mac1:

ok pi55 takes are ok but imo that is a little to far but hey whatever floats your boat bandit

if someone gets banned from here does it work on ip address or just the name??

dave mate seems like you forgot to take your medication again today lmmfao

:rofl: :hyper: woohoo u go babe :rofl: :hyper: more seriously though i can and do type in full most of the time. i do not understnd though the need to belittle and berate a person just for the way they type or comunicate all you have done by doing so is lower yourselves to schoolyard bullies. We try to be happy on here and surely this treatment of an individual will only cause them to not want to return. :rant: :rant: :rant:

ok den if u wnt t srt on txt speak n d ppl who do it den av a go at me 2 im 31 m8 n i do it a lot of da time ur 19 Astras but hey us soundin mor like 119 as 4 u yng300 carry on m8 most of us can read it

beer induced spelling is great i love trying to spell when i have had a few and chunch or cunk or chuck hey there all good

well i for one think this is going to be a wind up but dave if you are a tru / genuine zed owner welcome if not well hope the forum wolves have fun with you

not a good thing to do had that happen on an old car of mine after the alloys were 6 hours old