turbopsychosis

Some photo,s of bristol meet today well about45mins ago. Cor blimey look at that phat arse :rofl:

Isnt there a switch by the mirror open and close i only know this caus i saw the switch for sale on e-bay and it had just two settings

Fight club there was no fight club!!!! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT !!!!!!! :mac1:

O.K so if you see a black zed wandering aimlessly up and down the M5 just laugh at me caus i,ll probably get there in the end !! :headvswal

What you lot on about its lush, i put a bid on it !!! now i,m just off up town drill a hole in my head to let the little pixies out. :hurl: :mac1: :rofl:

Thought i,d bring this back to the top caus its funny !!!!!!

Like greg said you could have it red also melvin said you can get different coulour carbon i saw a car in banzai mag it was met green and he sprayed the carbon with a hint of green and it looked amazing. A hint of red might look nice and i was thinking one of the clever photoshop people might be able to do a sort of preview to see how it would look :D

I,ve found gordano, now can i get to northbound side from west ???

I,d like to come please which one is gordano is that strensham ???

My mate sent me these when i heard them i laughed my ass off, thought they might tickle you guys especially if youve had a crap day!! :hyper: :rofl: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/cat.htm http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/arnie.htm

In banzai magazine i saw someone selling a bit of kit that goes straight on the outside tap to filter the water and de-ionise or whatever it does to do smear free £45 but i dont know how long it lasts :confused: Ionic Systems 0845 2266001 http://www.ionicsystems.com/cars

Oh and i got me nose panel and i,m quite impressed and simon was most appologetic

Speed mate this one aint over by a mile it just pisses me off when the description is not false but bent a bit and i find out he,s got several pairs for sale ..... so he will be diggin out the best pair and mailing em to me !!!!! :mac1: :mac1:

Just to forewarn The items for sale a pair of auto turbos description 80,000kms no end float blah blah. Funny this caus i have the same ones sat beside me as i write, bought from the same guy last week. I have spoken to him because the ones pictured are Not the ones you will get. I am not happy because one of the turbos looks great and the other looks oily possible oil seal gone on exhaust side and they dont look matched and the wastegate actuator looks badly oxidised and rusty. I am to talk to the real seller next week as the guy selling is selling for a friend (whos in amsterdam) HMMMM!! :confused: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10402&item=4554752969&rd=1

They should have a warning on the cooking oil... Not suitable for diesels, contains nuts Yeah my diesel contains me and i must be totally nuts to pay more for diesel than unleaded ..... government WA**KERS :xxx: ..... PROTEST TIME !!!!!

nope i put it attachments but its not there so i might be able to e-mail if you pm me with e-mail address

Hi dave i have a super afc 2 installed and i am only running apex twin induction and sports cats 50 pecent loss in backpressure and i have just hit 10 P.S.I and 346bhp at fly so if its over a bar its modded elswhere i would say also if you go to the apex site U.S. ithink the instructions are downloadable if you still get stuck i have afc2 on disc BE WARNED its 80 pages only about 25 are settings. You will need adobe to open it hope this helps i have attached it to reply but i,m shit with a pc.

Your number plate has dodgy italics and the coppers pulled you up, dragged you out the car, beat u up L.A. style, interigated you for 15 hours then threw you in a cell with a bloke called bubba who likes to spank his monkey while singin opera and tallin you to PICK UP THE SOAP WOULD YOU LUVVER !!! or is it something else?? :hyper: :p

Tips for doin stonchips 1. If you can get hold of some p2000 wet and dry 2. Borrow an air brush or if you have to buy one 3. If the car is laquered then try to get Nissan laquer 4. TAKE YOUR TIME !! If you are just touching in the wipe area with thinners then blob the paint on so its bubbled and leave to dry as long as you can then get the p2000 and find a small square block of metal if poss and just cut the raised bubble down really carefully then T-cut and polish Jobs a good un. That should get you started. ;)

It is rather a soothing colour makes you want to kinda HUG A TREE !!!!! :mac1:

My Fookin heads spinnin after all that..... then the backin and forthin after that i think i,m gonna throw up then pass out.... What oil am i gonna run in my motor????? :hurl: :hurl: (300bhp at wheels soon to be more with a little help from Baggins)

I would contact e-bay and find out whats goin on caus that sounds really dodgy like that crap that gets sent out about ownin shares in gold mines in south africa they do the same with this crappy translate vague stuff!

Cool greg caus i just bought some with the intention of makin my baby go faster :hyper: :nana2:

I,ve got a Sony 30" L.C.D. tv and when i,m playing a d.v.d the picture is really good however when watching through telewest box most of the time its a pretty poor second. i spoke to an engineer when they came round to set up broadband and he tells me they do not send that good of a picture signal and at night they even reduce a lot of the channels signals to save money and manpower. I am not sure just how true this is caus i was moaning about the picture quality at the time. Anyhoo this is my setup piccy,s part of having a big tv is having a good surround sound setup it can make the film. !!

O.K so my manual has larger turbos.....what happens then if i put auto turbos on my manual ???? :)