turbopsychosis

No then you mean SILVER(with a black primer of course) :tongue: :tongue:

Sounds like chunks yer man and dont forget M.G. owners club will have contacts and a load of people who will know what to look out for

You mean save the best till last?? :rofl: :rofl:

Welcome and "stock & mostly unmolested" wont stay like that for long and "gumetal grey" when are you havin it sprayed black.....the only colour to have !!! :rofl: :rofl: :tongue:

That looks like the inside of my other halfs car....only tidier :rofl: :rofl:

Who gives a fook they look great (bluey tinge) and i can actually see at night now, the first time (with the original bulbs) i drove me zed in the dark it was rainin and i was stuck doin bout 40 mph for 2 hours FFS old grannies were passin me in micras

hee hee

It just means i get to drive me motor more....... when i,m allowed out to play that is (er indoors)

oh dear i just realised ive got the same Lian Li case....cooooollll i,m blingy

14 bids fookin nutters

Well the missus does like her oats........oh you mean the game???? :rofl: :rofl: ;)

Fookin ell ,is that bill gate,s bedroom !!!

Well if it makes you feel any better i havent had a drink in 8 months caus i have had an ulcer flare up again (diagnosed at 21) and looks like i wont be able to drink again caus i end up wrechin my guts up to the piont of passin out funny how life brings you just to kick you up the arse every fookin time!!!!

Could have been worse you could have stepped in cat sh*t ! :rofl: :rofl: :hurl:

Fookin dunnit that was as pointless as me takin the mother in law on holiday so that me and the missus could go out on our own.......didnt happen and she made me pay for fookin everything

Top right top left BOTTOM OF PICTURE AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH

It was a fookin hour you GIT and thats what i was doin both sides the fooker never fell off FFS

Happy b/day mate, pop outside take a few deep breaths then come on back in and sup another drinkie.......tthhen ttthhhee wooorrrdss wiiiiillll staaaaaarrrttt toooooo bbblllluuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaar :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

FOOKIN CHAVS EH ............. "AVE YA SEEN ME NEW STICKERS ON ME NOVA EH MATE SHOULD BE ABLE TO P*SS THEM ZEDS NOW" "Just go home you little :xxx: and spank ya monkey over ya best mates big sis caus thats the closest you,ll get to a girl!!!!!" Thats normally my answer to them trouble is theyre normally about 500yards behind me at the lights i just smoked :dance: :dance:

"Iceberg dead ahead captain" ..... "Full right rudder!!!" "bugger we hit it!!" Mechanic says "that,ll be £50 pounds for the oilchange and brake servicing"........oh sorry youre the zed owner arnt you that,ll be £850 for the ........... Welcome my friend enter at your peril!!!!! :tongue: :tongue:

Well HOW slow were they goin.... ah well they are yanks heh heh !!

R u pullin my pud the fookin picture DONT fall off the fookin wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Runnin joke wiv viniboy when he bought his motor the guy told him it could do 200mph..........BWAAAHHHH !!! Sorry vini had to tell it

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4565917860&category=18238&rd=1 Am i seein this right 125bhp??? sacralidge :slap: :slap: :nono: :nono: