turbopsychosis

I do like the idea of a GT 40 but ..................its a Ford at the end of the day and Fix Or Repair Daily is what they are I know the Ferrari is made by jacked up italians but there is something about the sound of that motor that puts the hairs on the back of me neck a tinglin !!!

So what exactly is it attached to ???

So what would everyone have ??? I have no idea how to do poll but what would be yer flavour so to say, i am torn between Gt 40 and Ferrari !!!

Just as a matter of interest whats all the garden hose doin under the bonnet and i guess you noticed the kinked one top left engine bay ??

Twocker Stop Inc. We sell not just to trade but to the general public (as long as you are not a twocker) Comprehensive kits include "The blocker" yes just take your unwelcome twocker into the privacy of your own garage and break his ankles using these simple tools, 3 blocks of wood and a sledge hammer! Also we sell the exclusive "Columbian necktie" guarranteed to put a smile on the twockers NECK !!!

If you change to a M/T then sort the e.c.u. you should find the 0-60 times will be quicker because the spool up is faster it will be easier to get power faster, all you will lose in theory is a bit of top end speed.

That does sound super sweet and i would think torques like an S.O.B. Congrats its beautiful baby BEAST !!!!!

Made me chuckle !!!

Sorry mate but my misses is a slacker !!!! She had it a bit rough when she was a kid (her dad was killed in a lorry crash and she was brought up by a total control freak of a step dad) I am partly to blame caus i wanted her to come out of her shell and get rid of some of the pent up anger, but now she just takes the p*ss and it ends up where i have to shout my head off just to get her motivated, then she does the old "Yeah you,re right i must knuckle down and do more" b*llocks Society dictates they should have equal rights, i agree and they should fix their own cars, let me have £50 out of their purse, i should be able to talk to lesbians about my "troubles" Throw a fookin tantrum once a month (you know what i mean) and justify wasteful shopping to name but a few WHATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE and all that shit :rant: :rant: :rant: rant over!!

If i had the chance i wouldnt work but i have an obligation to my advert in the yella pages "365 days a year including bank holidays" and i dont like to let people down when they have an emergency i dont mind taking the odd day off now and then but its a p*sstake to get a plumber just to answer the fone during any holidays or even a sunny day !!!

Being a 24 hour on call plumber means i,m always working unless i dont get called out over christmas (highly unlikely) so we will see, the one thing that fookin p*sses me off though is the fookin D.I.Y. S.O.S. tw*ts who have a problem then try to fix it and totally fook it up E.G. last year had a call to a burst pipe it was old lead so instesd of callin somebody he tried to fix it and totally fooked it up !!! i could have fixed the problem wiv a simple Johnson coupler instead i took a great big chunk of terracotta flooring in his front hallway up with a chisel and cut the pipe back enough to connect copper on LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS YOUR CHRISTMAS WARNING........... if it breaks call a specialist!!!!!

Oh and i,m sure Ryan sells them at zedtech

I Bought proper jap ones they dont make much difference but they helped

Right then thats it i,m comin round yer house duff you up then gonna find a tall buildin and pip some bystanders off then i,m gonna torch everyones car.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Said arnie in terminater 9 revenge of the loopy zed owner :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Its all abit of a laugh and to be honest i could do wiv some more chuckles lately here here !!

About 10 years ago i was a supervisor for an industrial cleaning company and we had to clean up a big ex printing factory, it was to be turned into a pie making factory. They installed freezers that were about 40 foot tall (yes 40 ft) these puppies took 4 days to reach temp when switched on, needless to say the outside need to be spick and span including the top where the refridgeration units were so nobody in the cleaning crew would get on top because it had a slope, 20 odd degrees so like a tw*t i said "you pussies i,ll do it !" I had to take a hoover up to clean the dust off before i could wash it down. The hoover had wheels so it was hard to stop it wanting to go off the slope. As i am hoovering away and trying not to let the thing slide off the slope i lost grip caus it was so dusty and started to slide !! The hoover then came down and smacked me in the face !! and i sreamed like a fookin schoolgirl as i approached the edge and about a 35 ft drop takin the slope into consideration. The hoover rolled off to one side, went over the edge ripped the cord in half and smashed on the floor, meanwhile the only thing that has stopped me from falling 35 ft is a lipped piece of metal that is slicing into me fingers (still got the scars to prove it) with all me strength i pulled myself up crawled back to the scaffold and got down !! I dont do heights anymore and told the boss to shove his fookin job about 4 months after, thats the time it took for a bit of compensation A WHOLE £400 WHOOOOHOOO !! Yes everything went in slow motion and parts of my childhood flashed in front of my eyes Funny really now i look back on it ...........NOT !!!!!!!!! oh and the roof didnt get cleaned !!!

I was wonderin how he managed to do both at the same time!! :rofl: :rofl:

FUSION is the only way to go . A bath full of water will sustain a houshold wiv 2.4 kids etc. for 20 years. All we need to do is find some on a comet and we dont need to use our own water !!!

bugger i got telewest !!!!!

YEP the misses is in a stinker probably about to menstsrate!!!!! and i got pain in the arse customers to attend to !!!

A Rocky Road chocolate malt from 31 flavours and i havent hade one in 20 years !!!!!!

Use a steam cleaner, we used an industrial Karcher to remove several layers off a scimitar once it was fookin great !!!!!

Thats fookers got TWO belly buttons !!!!!! :hurl: :hurl:

Looks a bit like a Triumph TR4 (i think)

Hello, and fookin ell love the way its vapourising the air it steps on !!!!!

I have heard of the "goose honk" and i,d love to hear it but seein as i have a manwell i,ll never get the chance !!