turbopsychosis

They shoulda had jap supercars !!!! :rofl: ;)

I think i,ll switch me fone off and send the misses out so i can see the new monster !!!!!!!!

OOPS, was that me sorry !!!!

Git !! i havent got round to puttin mine on yet, fook it now i am gonna MAKE TIME !!!

Si mate i have been trying to get the front bumper secured on mine for three weeks and hadnt driven it for 3 weeks before that and STILL didnt get to drive it after securing today !!!! Had to deliver a sofa to the brother in law then sort out kids then tidy the house so i have just sat down now and i,m really cheesed offf !!!!!!!

An ex racing driver i,ll say no more ;) ;)

Get her a nice pillow for the passenger seat in the zed believe me she,ll need it to CUSHION the blow after you scarper from the car park wiv that FIESTA HOT ON YER TRAIL !!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :D

As Andy sed IF you can get the old one off they are locktited on i had to destroy the original one using stillsons stanley blade and a sh*tload of swearin !!!! 997

errr windscreen squirters blocked, pump siezed, blown fuse, hose off, was there a pool of water on the floor ??? 996

Thats fookin tragic mate i,d top meself if i had to get rid of mine...................its the only thing i can actually say is mine, the fookin kids have wrecked eveything else of mine !!! Little monsters dont ya just love um ! 995

Hmmmmmm 4 am you say.................................i was makin sweeeet lurv to my honey and i dont mean my left hand :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 994

The E-bay idea is one way forward, my brother in law buys and sell all sorts of bits and bobs but mostly japanese cartoon or computor games/consoles that is his speciality (big kid really) he makes a good living from it, he sort of sits on certain types of things and sells when the timing is right. What you need to do is find what you know something about and buy and sell that. Hope this might help :D :D

Then if they are unsupervised surely the cop could give the parents a tellin off..................then i,d give um a piece of my fookin mind !! the same goes on in my street and I TELL THE FOOKIN PARENTS " watch ure kids or i,ll call social sevices, a 2 YEAR OLD got run over in our street 2 years ago......... the fookin idiocy of it was he got RUN OVER by his fookin grandparents they broke his leg lucky he didnt die !!! whats the kid doin now............. Been kicked out of school caus he,s a menace, his mum dont give a sh*t and he roams the street all day on his bike in the road !!! Fookin take the kids off em they dont deserve them NOW RANT OVER :rant: :rant: :rant:

Yeah i know but what ltr and how many ponies, are we talkin the engine from american hotrod i think it got dyno,ed at about 1300 u.s. ponies or summat mad like that !!

YEAH MATE i want to feature in "the cottagers weekly" wiv a little perv man sprawled on me bonnet :rofl: :rofl: ;) ;) Sorry mate couldnt resist i know i,m a :smw:

Even to have the stickers is touchy my plumbing van looks like an ambulance and i was told "DO NOT replica a proper ambulance or you will be busted !!" so my two tone battenburg is non reflective and a different size (still catches the odd blind blue rinser out and they pull over to let me by! ) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh and fookin 18" wheels but they are tooooooooo expensive !!!!!!

What the fook engine is that then apart from GORGEIOUS !!!!

Erm i dont want to point out the obvious but HI 5 you say you are asking for a friend i think you said girl ??? well 1. there are not enough female owners in the club 2. Your friend needs some parts and no doubt will need a bit of tech advise every now and then 3. SHE should subscribe then ask you round to buy/ask about the parts she requires 4. You never know your freindship with her could blossom 5. When she ever goes to sell the car she can say she is part of the 300zx owners club and have the sticker to prove it 6. Everyones a winner the buyer the seller the club and your "you owe me one" to your friend may help you in the future. HOWS THAT ???? Does that seem fair ?? :D :D

A mate of mine had a works one and exactly the same thing crunching and jumpin happened wiv his, he didnt find the outcome cause he got made redundant !!!

Is APRIL FOOLS day already !!!!!!

Very funny made me chuckle anyway !!

Cheers for all the answers lads, the speedin one was the misses and the other (gettin flashed as it was goin green) was me so it looks like we,re O.K. I dont want to ask my source in the police as he might start diggin around if ya know what i mean !!

Just a quick one really how long before they come through the post and the other thing is i got flashed by a red light one the other day as it was turning from red to amber/green ? as opposed to goin red if you know what i mean. Cheers in advance.