turbopsychosis

Well back to the subject at hand !! firstly your misses is pissed off i guess but doesnt want to rock the boat, O.K. ask her again was it jokey kind of thing or was it he,s a player and wants to commit adultery type of move i do agree partly with the idea of sort of letting it go but the poisition i was in some time ago with my misses was her boss getting a bit too frisky with her ,little things really but over a period of about 2 months i was unaware of until one day she was a bit upset so i finally dragged out of her that he was talking about wanting to take her for a drink, at the same time putting his hand on the back of her neck !!! the first thing i was gonna do was pop into her work and throw the fooker down the escalater but my misses said if i did that SHE would be out of a job and and i would get in trouble, sooooo after i relieved my anger on a wheely bin i spoke to one of her workmates found out where he lived and paid him a visit! Now i quietly asked him to step outside and that nothing was gonna happen but if he wanted to talk about it in front of his misses i was quite happy to do that. He agreed to step out, i told him in no uncertain terms lay off or next time he,d be sippin orange juice through a straw in hospital, and he knew i fookin meant it!! I also said if the misses got any undue greif at work from him the same would apply just not by me as i would be up the pub wiv 10 witnesses ;) ;) Without drivellin on any more she got treated BETTER after including a well deserved promotion and after about a year a nice anonamous phone call to the head office about weird stocktaking procedures i thought they should know about saw him leaving the company rather hastily OH DEAR!! :( just one moral, revenge is best served COLD !!!! :rofl:

As i said lovely motor but just mine and misses,s opinion O.H.O ;)

What tyres you running Mac ??

Very nice si but i think it needs a spoiler (my misses also said very nice but looks not right at the back ?? "wheres the spoiler??" ) Just o.h.o.

Seriously though why not make a wood ramp out of a plank, i did this till i got me drop kerb dead easy 1 plank 4x triangle bits of 4x2 BIG screws

Pump Up Yer Fookin Tyres !!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :x: :x:

oh and SLOOOOOOWWWWW down a bit on the typing as you might make a tiny bit better sense, not trying to offend :D

Oh dear umm i think a quick call to the bank and stick the cheque on hold till you talk to the seller is in order and maybe try to find out why the wiring has been torn apart !!!

What the girlies or the fella,s ??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :x: :x:

i just bid on it and wouldn,t ya know i got outbid at £1080.00 !!!! BUGGER :headvswal :headvswal :rofl:

Of course buddy but i,m afraid Optimax is a bit expensive on me island 35p a litre 15p to buy it, ship it, pump it into yer car and 20p to pay the monkeys to wash yer zed !!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Listen mate turn that monster off i can hear you in fookin cornwall !!! :rofl: :rofl:

I was gonna say sommat similar chunk but ya beat me to it !! Late night runs on the M5 (all within the speed limit of couse...............well maybe Germany,s speed limit :rofl: :rofl: :x: )

And there you have it in a fookin nutshell another fookin reason to leave our OWN country caus once again we will be pursecuted for... well being BRITISH :headvswal i detest this country now i,m off to buy an island in the middle of nowhere off e-scam and build a fookin drag strip, i will of course invite you all BUT Turbopsychosis law number one NO FOOKIN BULLSH*T POLITICS !!!!!!!! :D :D

http://www.ngksparkplugs.com/techinfo/spark_plugs/installation.asp?nav=31300&country=US And then if you read this one down the bottom is says totally the opposite W.T.F. ????

http://www.royalpurple.com/tpr1/tpr1p1.html Mac if you read down the bottom and i just found this on the net so maybe more out there but they were saying more bhp from wider gap caus it was plussed up on fuel

Technical ok superchip is a base map for any ecu the tuner then tweaks it by leaning or overfuelling with his laptop, once he is satisfied with the setup he then burns it into the chip which if you add to the car eg zorst or air filter he will then re-map to suit the car BUT the Superchip is pretty sh*t on the zed whereas jwt have spent ages setting up the map specifically for the zed and not for any fookin load of crap car up to top end motors, so only in my opinion i would go for what is designed specifically for my car, oh and if you do find data for a superchip on a zed it,ll be a lucky find !!!

o.k i,ll do what bits i can, 1 the stock psi guage is worthless really so having an aftermarket one will be more accurate 2 the pulley not used on left when lookin in bonnet (dont ask me why) 3 rear steer or HICAS as it is known is only 6% on full lock you have to look really hard to actually see it move so answer, not a lot. 4 FLUFFY hmm well not a great description but if it seems burbly it could be about 100 things but if it has an aftermarket filter it might idle a little bit burbly but the only way is to get a fellow zedder to listen to the engine, thats about as far as i can go without writing 6 pages !! 5 I wouldnt really attempt a cam belt change myself but some people have done i,m of the opinion if it needs changing get a proffesional and there are lots of people who specialise on this site. 6 super meg exhaust sounds like it came off a fiesta !!! oops Apexi sorry 7 Oil guage yes thats right at least my car has that (jap import tt) and i believe all of them are this. Hope this helps a little ;) ;)

Well to be honest i think this is the case here because i,m sure ive seen THIS very same one advertised EXCEPT it was tt caus i said to the misses at the time they didnt do a stock tt and the bumper had not been changed to ducted i said to her it was fishy caus there was no explaination about the engine conversion and if you had tt,d it that would be a big plus on the sell (well it would to me anyway) ;) ;)

Sorry where was this quoted from ??????????????????

I wish it was that easy she doesnt like me getting anything that makes the car more powerful, asthetics shes o.k. with but with my history of stickin two fingers up at the grim reaper far too much she gets worried !!!

I think hes talking abot this !!!!

No turbo,s nuff said !!!

Not a fookin hope in hell but i may get to spend the last few pennies on my motor without the usual blazing row so method in my madness.............. and like i always say live for today caus tommorow ya could be dead You cant take it wiv ya !!!!

My thoughts exactly !!! ;)