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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Have a great day. Hugs and kisses Robert and Wendy

So sorry to hear about your Dad, our hearts go out to you and your family. Deepest sympathy Robert & Wendy

Dad's are great when it comes to fixing cars aren't they?? This is a pic of when Dad & I rebuilt my engine. Engine just going back in, Dad looking at me as if to say "Stop f*cking around with that damn camera and help me!" LOL All the best!!! Robert.

Not sure what length they stretch to before they are scrap, but when I rebuilt my engine I re-used the old ones. Just put plenty of molybendum grease under the bolt heads and spacers/washers. Done 12,000 miles so far...... Robert

Do I put 'headlamp bulbs keep fecking blowing' under 'electrical'?? LOL

Whats the difference between a French man and a slice of bread?. You can make a soldier from a slice of bread. :D :D :D :D Hugs and kisses Wendy

Darling I have lost you Phone number:D :D . PM me so we can sort it out. And the answer is yes. Hugs and kisses Wendy:D :D

Mac, with petrol you can even mow when the grass is damp. You dont run the risk of electric shock treatment :D either when you use petrol. Hugs and kisses Wendy

Good old John Robinson, of Performance Bikes fame. He also wrote a book on motorcycle chassis tuning.....VERY clever bloke. God rest his soul. Robert.

HE HE HE...don't you just love "only for show" brakes?? LOL Robert.

UK Z32 2+2 TT 5 spd manual....he he he...

Mine :- http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3950&perpage=15&pagenumber=2 Talkin' about OIL of all things..... LOL Robert

:D :D http://www.funforwards.com/flash/september02/saddam.swf Hugs and kisses Wendy

LMFAO Hugs and kisses Wendy

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears. "That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" sobbed Johnny. :D :D Hugs and kisses Wendy

The Short History of Medicine 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic doesn't work any more. Here, eat this root. Hugs and kisses Wendy

Finally:D :D A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Carl," she says. Carl says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious." "Very good," says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious." The teacher says, "Excellent, Suzie!" Then she notices that little Johnny has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, Johnny?" Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad's a-sittin' around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that c**t ages to finish that fence.'" LMAO Hugs and kisses Wendy

:D :D Enjoy again A couple's taking a walk, and as they walk hand-in-hand, the guy starts to get aroused. He's just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I have to take a pee." He says, "Sure, go behind the hedge." She disappears behind the hedge, and as he waits, he hears the sound of her jeans being rolled down her legs and imagines her exposed twat. He can't contain himself, so he reaches through a gap in the hedge and touches her leg. Then he moves his hand up her thigh until he finds himself gripping something long and thick between her legs. He says, "My God, Mary, did you change your sex?" She says, "No, I changed my mind. I'm taking a shit instead Hugs and kisses Wendy

:D :D Enjoy A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now." Hugs and kisses Wendy

Enjoy A guy's eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, "Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me." The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman, and says, "Ma'am, this is from the gentleman over there." She says to the waiter, "Please tell him that for me to accept this champagne, he better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants." The waiter delivers the message, and the guy says, "Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I haven't even met her...so why the fcuk would I cut off four inches?" Hugs and kisses Wendy

:D :D :D You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F_ _ K you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F_ _ K you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? > > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members > > > > > > and friends......................................$32,000. > > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the > > > > > > occasion..........................................$3,000. > > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in > > > > > > Maui..............................................$8,500. > > > > > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 > > > > > > glossy of the bride humping the best > > > > > > man..........Priceless. > > > > > > > > > > > > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else = > > > > > > there's > > > > > > MASTERCARD Enjoy Hugs and kisses Wendy

600??? Basically anything you can throw at it then? :D Good choice. Robert.

I removed/refitted my Z engine, and took LOADS of photos along the way. I could upload all of them to my (Jezz_s13's LOL :p) server if that will help you?? It certainly helped me. Oh, this was on a 1990 UK Twin Turbo MANUAL. Let me know.. Robert :D

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. Hallo, Mr. Hussein!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself,my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Shamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor." Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." "Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!" Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 10,000 bombers and ,10,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin' Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?" Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints,and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners." God Bless the Irish! Enjoy hugs and kisses Wendy

Nice looking clutch......:D What kind of horespower/torque can it hold?? Yes, LOL...I'm on the slippery slidey slope..... LOL Robert.