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have already had a few, can get lashed tonite ourlass back from hospital and the fridge is back where it belongs (in the forbidden room) lol. any reply is welcome as long as it cheers me up (work is getting me down at the moment) and this site is my only escape from all the troubles (and driving my zed helps lol0

getting a bit concerned about all the annimosity in the last few threads, so here is a pic of me about to kick ourlass in the head lol, what i want is loads of daft replys and some similar pics if anyone has any. plus i need cheering up again :rofl: :rofl:

good luck mate hope it all works out for ya

seems like everyone is getting a bit touchy about this thread (having a go at one another instead of the copper) this is my final post on this thread as its getting personal and i dont want to make any enemies on this forum, so sorry if anyone doesnt agree with my posts on this thread its just my opinion

so what was so different about this car compared to all other cars he has drove, if he was so expirenced any car at any speed would would be in his capabilities, i think you are missing the point, what they are trying to say is that he wasnt on his way to someone with a gun to his head, he didnt have his lights flashing and sirens blaring warning other drivers of his presence and was blatantly speeding for no reason like viniboy said dont want to get into a slagging match just want to point out what these guys are trying to say

fook that id probably get it half eaten, and his excuse would be "sorry had to get familiar with your chinese so i had to eat it" lol

lmao, ive been shouting at it for ten mins and it hasnt rung, flashed, vibrated or nothing maybe im just not shouting loud enough lol

u still look a fool though lol :tongue:

boll***s who do i get to ring for my chinese anyone know how to use these phone thingys lol

dont go to the kitchen you will regret it as soon as you enter, go to the shops its easier lol :duffer:

qaulity mate i needed cheering up i was expecting something scary to jump up and make me spill my stella but pmsl instead :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

had to take ourlass to hospital the other nite (nothing serious) she has been there for 2 days, its not untill she was gone that i realised how much i depend on her. As my computer is upstairs i have to get up and go down stairs to the fridge for my stella, She normally does that for me, so ive got my mate coming round later to help me lift the fridge upstairs cant wait till she is back lol (seriously though i do miss her for all the right reasons)

that reminds me got to nip to the shops for some stella lol

just got engaged and in process of buying house so a deffo no no for me (although we could live in a tent lol)

ill second that motion lol

copper " iwas just famillirising myself with the murder weapon so i shot someone with it" Judge "you are free to go" they are more corrupt than the common criminal (to55ers)

i will help u get drunk, as for the domination part i would but ourlass wont let me lol

well i think it stinks that he got off with it, i got familliar with my car when i bought it, i revved it e few times found the bite on the clutch found out what button did what and drove about for a few weeks being very carefull as this was my first rear wheel drive car. I DID NOT GO HOONING DOWN A PUBLIC HIGHWAY AT 156 MPH TO GET THE FEEL OF THINGS, sorry about that just my view on the whole situation. I have a freind who at 3 in the morning was doing just over a hundred in a cossie which he had had for years so was very familliar with it and he got the book thrown at him and this was his first driving offence, again im sorry for my reply

just the other week my aunty was doing her gardening, when she put her shovel down to pick a weed out, got back up to start digging again and realised the kids from down the street were walking off with her shovel, she shouted at them to bring it back so they turned and threatend to chop her f****ng head off with it. What they didnt realise was that her 6.5 foot son was approching them from behind, i will leave the rest of the details out as the police were called and things are about to get really nasty the kids involved. but am glad you got your dog back, she cant have her shovel back it is now evidence lol

hi eVIL my name is allan and i lurrrrve drinking stella lol, oh nearly forgot welcome to the club :duffer:

good luck mate dont forget us

maybe we could share a few of our excuses cause im running a bit thin (christ i even celebrated when i blew my tyres up with my new electric pump lol) :duffer:

enjoy the thrills and spills that a zed has to offer, had mine just over a year now and love it

hope she gets well soon mate

unfortunatly its not a would but a must as one of my turbo seals has gone, so if ive got to take out engine may aswell rebuild aswell. going to try and drop engine on mounts enough to get at turbos before i take it out, got a good mechanic with little hands to do the job lol. cant really do without my stella for to long lol :duffer: