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just be carefull the fat aint too hot before you stick your sausage in lol

im going to order a special curry from my local chinese later, its got beef, prawns, duck, mushrooms, beansprouts, onions and some other stuff that i cant identify also with some egg fried rice and chips yum yum

i done the same sort of thing a couple of weeks ago, i changed the latch in my door and found a set of phoenix gold speakers and tweeters that arent connected up. I love it when something goes right on a zed lol

cheers mate just been to the shops for my stella decided against jack d's would probably just make it worse so from this moment on i will be mostly getting pissed and trying to have a merry time :duffer:

im on a right downer at the moment, think i have just been working too hard and too long my good freind artois will help lift my spirits (hhmm spirits that gives me a idea may go get some jack d's)

feck it im going to get pissed and kill my illness with stella

anyone know of any free dowload sites for the snooper speed cmera detectors

been in the house all day (not feeling too well) and im bored shitless. anyone got any amusing pics or good jokes too cheer me up

i think b&q sell a brass laquer, ive used it, its quite good (lots of Q's in this post lol)

thought these might cheer you up, they are genuine insurance claim forms as i read in redline mag 1."while going forward i smashed the rear light of the car in front of me. So i backed up, and in doing so i samshed the bumper of the car behind me. Thats when i stepped out of the car, but in doing so i knocked down a cyclist with my door. thats all i have to declare for today". 2."I pulled into the lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so i took my dog and smothered it with a blanket" 3."i was going along at 70mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my nuts so i lost control and stacked it" 4." i had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As i reached a crossroads, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and i did not see the other car" 5."an invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle then vanished" 6."to avoid hitting the bumperof the car in front i struck a pedestrian" 7."the accident happened because i had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind" 8."the car in front hit a pedestrian but he got up so i hit him again" 9."coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i dont have" 10."questions on a claim form after a collision: Q:what warning was given by you? A:horn Q:what warning was given by the other party? A:"moo"

whoa sorry to hear the bad news fella, glad to see you are on the mend.

ok then lads see you there, do u know how to get there if not meet at the stadium of light and follow me there if u like

got sick of the frostie staring at me in the mirror, so this morning i took to it with my mac 3 turbo, WHOOOSH it was gone, put a bit aftershave on it and now its just a red mark. but cheers for the advice guys

nice one, mujina the god of all things broken :bow:

lmfao dont worry mate i aint that way inclined (and i hope my boss aint cause he is paying lol)

this is one of those strange nights when im actually sober enough to know whhat im going on about lol (roll on tomorrow going for a drink with my boss , and he is paying)

sorry forgot to say their web address is http://www.turners-online.co.uk

but he is such a great guy lol

its probably what caused it in the first place (all the rats in my local pakys pissing on all the bottles) lol

anyone know how to get rid of cold sores, ive got one on my lip and chin and it looks like ive got a frigging frostie stuck to my chin. ive tried all the usual remedies nothing works. any help

yep they are great :bow:

oh sorry, forgot to say it "thank you im am forever in your debt" lol :bow: :bow: :bow:

MUJINA!!! what a guy he is not only did he fix my car at the weekend but tonite he also fixed my computer. I must say a very big thankyou to the guy he is truly a god.

turners audios is having an open weekend on the 11-12 june, last year was supposed to have been a good weekend. Im going to the sunday one (12) apparently they do massive discounts if you buy in store on the open weekend. just wondering if any one else fancies going along i am thinking of going at about twelve oh and they are giving away free food yumm

i agree there but that was one of the reasons i bought my zed so i looked like i had money, but in reality i have got fook all lol