stellaZ

I AM gorgous

buy mine

he is trying to shag a hyiena

think it says "im a buttercup, have you pi55ed yourself well that is my translation

but irish all the same lol love the way the lead singers just stand there with their hands in their pockets lol http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=au30c9ZMIPg

PMSL, i will keep the secret about your dog having a strangers ball in his mouth :x: :rofl: :rofl:

well there's the problem lol, phil and his shorts put people off lol, ive seen him in his shorts all hot and sweaty :rofl: :rofl:

contrare to popular belief i have actually attended quite a few meets this year, i also go to the japnortheast meets, but then it is only down the road from me lol

good luck for the future bud, good to see thongs are progressing

happy bday bud

bcouldnt decide on black or white, so i got both lol

PMSL, cant even rember how i done it for me lol, should really do these things whilst sober lol

just put my first cd onto my laptop, ive always said i would like to know more about computer's, so i thought i would start with the easy stuff, sounds trivial to some people im sure, but to me it is quite an achievment lol now to become knock off nigel lol http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbqBPmInjQ

sounds like an idea

have been told today that there has been a person spotted in the back gardens late at night, police have been round giving us safety tips :rolleyes: normally i would put the security light on (well it would always be on), but instead ive hammered a load of nails in some wood and half buried them all over the garden (its overgrown anyway), tomorrow gonna hammer some nails into the back of my shed door (from inside out), so if any fooker tries to kick my shed door in they will get a nice nail through the foot will switch off the security light aswell, dont want them seeing the nails will put up a disclaimer high in the alley way (so they cant see it lol) stating that security measures have been taken we have an idea who it is, but it needs to be proven, will invest in a security camera fookin theiving scumbags, will rip their balls off and choke them to death with them :rant:

well if i win the lottery at the weekend (hooge payout depending) i will give you my zed lol

tennis=load of shite, snooker=fookin great especially whilst getting drunk on chrimbo eve wuwhoooooo

happy bday bud

welcome to the site

but im a fookin plumber lol, was easy, got straight out of the velux window and pointed the ridge tiles

evans halshaw (formerly reg vardy) are offering i think half price servicing or half price parts, im not exactly sure, but from what i have heard they are working at a loss, it has something to do with it being christmas wonder if it would be something for a zed owner, half price servicing or parts, may be worth asking for a price on a cambelt service would also be gaurenteed what do ya's think

pmsl

you only get grants and help from the goverment if you are here illegaly or you are a criminal

oooh, im up for that, on the filthy john smiths tonite, but it was free so its gettting drunk lol

good to see you back